"Art flick", a euphemism for unwatchable garbage.

Rating: 2/10 (7 May 2008)

So many things to say about how bad this was...unendingly repeated metaphors that few will ever get; the Tarantula, Characters that I would never care for(the kid comes to mind as the only "Dylan" exception, and other than Bale, I think the only one that actually sings ), bad mock interviews..."That's MY seat kitty...bad kitty." I knew there was supposed to be 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 Dylans...you don't have to waste time flashing their totally different faces every scene (did someone say FILLER?). Richard Gere...blah. In short, one or two of the stories might have held my attention for a feature, but what I saw was schizo-garbage.