Why do I listen to people

Rating: 5/10 (15 September 2009)

I listened to people rant and rave about this movie. I walked into the video store only to see a movie cover with a white background on it and three people in the foreground. Typically these movies have either two girls and a guy on the cover but in this case it's two guys and a girl. It doesn't matter what the title is because it's always the same crap. Some funny jokes at the start of the movie, followed by some epiphany or keen observation we can all relate too in our personal lives that make us go "Ohh yea.... I've seen people do that before". Then there is a love triangle, followed by some white lies when we all the know the audience is saying "Just tell the truth" or "Don't say that". Then some people don't talk to each other anymore cause they're mad but at the end there's this big long speech about how sorry they are and they can't go on without one another.
OK wait, what movie was i talking about? How to lose a guy in 10 days? No wait, Wedding Crashers,... no not that oh it's He;s just not that into you? crap i forgot, knocked up? the gay firefighter Adam sandler movie? No no wait it's Maid of Honor, 27 dresses. OH YEA!!!! I remember it's called I love you man.
Dear Hollywood, please stop recycling your shitty white covered movies.