First review ever written. Worst movie.

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2007)

*contains spoilers*
This is the first movie I ever cared to review, but it's also one of the worst I've seen. So in ways... It really deserves this. Sorry if my English isn't all perfect, I'm from Denmark, but doing my best.
This is a movie full of odd plot holes and one of the most disappointing endings I've ever seen. The director has got to be more stupid, than what he THINKS we viewers are.
It starts out nicely, I was quite excited to watch this flick, the trailer looked decent. Tho, I already feared that the CGI in it would be rather bad. I sat down in the cinema, leaned back, and hoped for a clever and somewhat chilling movie, about the end of humanity, about the legend this last man would become, in his affords to live trough the end.
....movie starts....
The deer hunt seemed clever in the start, the man needs food! Sure!... But later you see how damn much food he has stored in his house, why would he care to hunt deer? Why waste surely precious gasoline on a car like that when it's not needed at all? Then the lions came, and we get close to the animals.. And what is this I see? CRAPPY CGI?? It's deer! It's lions! No need for CGI! It looks worse than what you on The Discovery Channel, in their "Dinosaur" programs. Quickly you see more bad CGI coming at you, ugly zombie/the mummy/vamps. *Sigh* Just dress up a few skinny or toned people, and you would get a much scarier result than these (brownish?) Hulks. A vampire mask from Toys'r'us is more frightening.
We see a lot of half decent acting from Smith, then more crappy CGI. Some nasty shots of Smith working out. More crappy CGI (Now with crappy CGI dogs, that seem taken out of Resident Evil 1) The best actor (The REAL dog) dies... And then the movie turns from being a decent action movie, to a Christian propaganda film.
Smith gets hurt in a revenge rampage on the ugly CGI monsters, and some Christian girl, with the amazing superpower to somehow scare all the monsters away, saves him.. Smith blackouts, sees a little cross hanging around for a while, then wakes up too meet a woman and some kid who magically came to Manhattan, can drive around in the middle of the night, and seem completely healthy, WOW!. Some imaginary character from a 2000 years old fairy tale (God) seems to tell this woman his grand plan, how to find Smith and where to find more people, even a safe-place of sorts, I bet she can see the face of Jesus in that bacon she makes as well. Smith (the none believer) makes some clever points about how sucky this plan of God seems. "KILL 99% of all people, also innocent kids (especially innocent kids!), save few?.. Ah. I'm a frigging genius!!"
Great plan...
Anyhow.. Ofcause everything she says turn out to be 100% true God is REAL!!! (Yeah, as real as those damn CGI zombies)... Proof? Smith sees a butterfly on some broken glass and a butterfly tattoo the Christian nuts neck... (I thought tattoos where a symbol of Satan?)
He then decides to become a martyr? Yes. He goes Jihad on those evil CGI zombies, that don't understand him and don't want a cure, those evil zombies made by a evil British scientist...
Amazingly, it seems Smith kills ALL the zombies with that grenade, because the Christian woman seems safe and snug in that little hiding place of hers all night... (Actually, how will she get out? Does that place he locked her inside really have a doorknob on the inside? Wouldn't that be like making a handle and lock INSIDE a oven or fireplace? (Just in chance that you hide in them?) In the end she... Drives away from Manhattan??? In that same truck she started of with? How the heck is that even possible? Does she have a private boat or is that "God" teleporting her around all this time?
Who knows?? But in the happy happy ending we get our share of a lovely white Church, stars and stripes, and even this whole Amish like village, God told the Christian nut about in the first place.... And of cause playing happy kids and a fluffy dog! Awesome...
The End.
Morale: 1.Don't waste you money this movie. 2.Don't trust God if you're an innocent kid.