Probably the worst movie I've seen in a decade

Rating: 2/10 (26 December 2007)

Yo yo yo* Im the fresh prince here, the worlds gone to heck yall but I'm a world class scientist, whoops i mean colonel in the army. Yo yo at night I sleep in a bathtub with my dog and by day I hit on mannequins at the video store where i get videos.
For fun I hunt mutant deer with my BITCHIN ASS MUSTANG (product placement yall) which, despite it being 3 years after the end of civilization, I still put the high octane in, and I wash and wax it with mutant brains or something cuz ma whip is clean yo.
Everything about this STUPID STUPID movie had me groaning. And I like bad movies, because usually they aren't touted as "THE BIG HIT OF THE HOLIDAYS" Seriously has everyone gone braindead? This movie wasn't even laughably bad, it was so bad it makes you angry.
Between Will Smiths character quoting "shrek" verbatim (ooh but it shows you how alone he is!!!) to the endless bob marley soundtrack (oh whats her name shes beautiful, MARLEY, AFTER BOB MARLEY WHAT YOU NEVER HEARD HIM?!?!?!)
So formulaic, so devoid of anything fresh or worthwhile.
He gets saved by "someone" I say to my friend, if that turns out to be an attractive woman that saved him its the worst movie ever made. IT WAS AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN THAT SAVED HIM....