Fresh Prince vs the CGI badmen

Rating: Null/10 (5 May 2008)

Will Smith: Wiki wild wild wow throw me y'all that copy of Omega Man, thatclassic movie with Charlton Heston in it, I want to wiki wow my ass all over that one!
Hollywood: Coming right up Mr Smith! Wow do that great face you do.
Will Smith: This one?
Hollywood: No that other one.
Will Smith: Oh you mean this one. Hey I'm versatile, like er a country pile.
Hollywood: Nioe rapping! You're so talented and acceptable to a black or white audience Mr Smith, god bless you. Oh you did big jobs all over that silly old movie.
Will Smith: Wiki wow, I sure did. Now hand me that book called I am Legend I'm going to wiki wipe my rich ass all over that too.
Hollywood: Go right ahead Mr S, we haven't read it anyway and don't intend to. Who cares that it's thought to be one of the most articulate, clever and engaging horror stories ever. Why don't you use this copy of The Last Man on Earth to get those stubborn wingnuts off.
Will Smith: Thanks! I'll do that. Who cares that those movies were fun, clever and witty. Wiki wow that was good. Shall we make Bad Boys IV now?
Hollywood: Sure Will, then lets see what other movies we can remake and utterly trash. After all, most audiences are so thick they're going to lap this up, how about we re-do Casablanca next?
Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Casablanca?
Hollywood: You sir are a genius. You could sing the theme tune.
Will Smith: Wiki wow wow wild Morocco, Jim West, desperado, rough rider No you don't want nada if you don't get on that plane you'll wild wild regret it!
Hollywood: Hot damn, this is what the modern audience wants!