What? No zombie penguins?

Rating: Null/10 (23 March 2008)

Let's see. Take plenty of deer, a pride of lions, mix with a pack of "trained" mutant dogs and lightning fast zombies that can scamper vertically, jump 14 feet in a single bound and overturn Range Rovers with a touch of a finger and what do you get? Uhh..the stupidest movie of the year!! Ironically, the best zombie in the movie was Will Smith, who obviously realized nothing could be as bad as Wild Wild West and decided to cash his check pronto. Surprisingly, there are more idiot points in this fiasco than even Jerry Bruckheimer could conceive (well, maybe not, in light of the moronic National Turds 1&2).
How 'bout that huge rack on the 56 pound chick zombie in Smith's basement? I mean, her jumbly's were huge. And perky! No sag at all. Probably the first zombie chick in history with a boob job!