about "I Am Legend," hereafter referred to as "Signs 2: I Am Legend"

Rating: 5/10 (30 December 2007)

Dear movie-going public: If you must see "I Am Legend," please enjoy the first 78 minutes and 30 seconds and then walk out of the theater or turn off your media player. Unless you've been looking forward to seeing Secret Message God take on zombies this time. At least "Signs 1" had the courtesy to announce its Bitter Atheist character early on, so one could steel oneself for the irritating character arc to come. From now on I'm not watching any movies until somebody verifies that they don't have Multiple Personality ending or Secret Message God Plan ending.
That said, the first 78 minutes and 30 seconds were dramatically effective, exciting, and visually impressive. Sigh.