I Am Asleep

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2007)

I am beginning to wonder why the theaters don't pay ME to go see Will Smith's movies just for my concession spending. This is three yawners in a row for Mr. Smith (Hitch, Pursuit of Happiness, and this bomb). In baseball, he'd be a bench warmer. Save your money and two hours of your time and pass on this over-hyped jolt movie. Jolt cause it wasn't scary, only shocking from effects at times (rarely). And any two-year-old could have written this pathetic ending. My 12-year-old fell asleep half way through this one. Anyone who rates this higher than a "No" must be either on the studio payroll or on Xanax. DON'T DO IT! And his next one in the pipeline, Hancock, looks like it will follow the same pattern. Too bad for Will, after winning our admiration in MIB and, to a lesser extent, I Robot. He seems like a very nice guy, and so we want him to do well. He needs to be more selective and repair his movie image. Rent this on DVD? No, borrow it from a friend :(