Quite simply, the most horrible child's flick I've yet endured

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2012)

There are kid flicks and there are kids with blue contact lens flicks, and you should ask yourself why.
After half an hour of this utter awfulness I honestly asked myself if Scorsese had chosen to invent a new genre before he gave up film: film bleu.
Pronounced as is.
Because I must add lines to this review I would add that Sasha Cohen was clearly trying to channel Peter Cook and Sellers at one and the same time, and should have been told to stop. The young girl's chin needed plastic surgery. Need I go on?