Mind numbingly boring - The Worst film of 2011 and possibly of all time

Rating: 1/10 (10 December 2011)

I was expecting an amazing film given the high ratings this film has received on various review sites... Instead this film was absolute tripe - worse than any film I have seen for at least the past 10 years. It was sooooooo boring and rubbish that my brain literally went numb - I feel extremely sorry for any children who were forced to sit through this by their parents.
Do not be duped by the marketing - seriously. This is no fantasy adventure. There is no entertainment to be found here. This is not a children's movie. This is not even a movie for adults. This is more like an instrument of torture. This film is actually worse than torture. To be honest - It actually takes great skill to spend $170 million dollars on a movie and turn it into something as bad as this. I have never been so bored in my entire life. Everyone sitting around me also felt the same. I practically fell unconscious in the cinema. Many people walked out as they couldn't believe how bad it was and there were constant yawns coming from every direction.
Several times during the movie, I closed my eyes and just tried to imagine the movie ending to help me get through it. I counted down every single minute, waiting, hoping, praying for this film to end. I really can't understand why anyone could possibly give this film a high rating?? The only thing positive in the entire movie was Sasha Baron Cohen and his acting performance in the movie - he was on surprisingly good form, however, the rest of the cast were rubbish. The acting of the lead characters was especially terrible and the story was atrocious.
Warning: Avoid this film - it will send you into a coma. Don't say I didn't warn you. If you want the truth - Talk to people you know who have seen this film and they will tell you how bad it is. Ignore all the fake positive reviews online - it's all clever marketing.