Don't buy the super-size soda...

Rating: 7/10 (9 December 2011)

If you buy the super-size soda you will get so troubled by all the close-ups of a teary eyed boy, and blurred pans of clockworks, that you will "pee your pants." Those art shots simply make this otherwise gently entertaining film 20 minutes TOO LONG. I believe this movie has the potential to change history. It is very convincing that this is what really happened, so I offer caution to all of mankind that this story is pretend. Historical fiction must be recognized as fiction. This is a wonderful attempt to make the past more beautiful. I am certain that in reality there were a lot more body lice and hunger, sick orphans, and ruined lives as a result of WWI. On the up side Borat is great and the Doberman's performance is spectacular.