I am not sure how a movie aimed for children managed to annoy me so much.

Rating: 2/10 (8 September 2014)

Maybe it was the love I had towards the first part. Or maybe the disappointment this sequel brought me into after all the waiting and excitement. Pretty sure it was the ridiculously bad writing though.
After the first mi lady fedora tipping scene I came to the belief that these jokes were written by different meme guy than the jokes in the first one. This meme guy was probably from 9gag. After the light sheep baby -scene, I knew that this guy was simply 2maymayd5me, but I still watched the whole thing.
It was not the jokes. It was the clichÃ©s and the tropes. It was the death you saw a mile a way, the great hurr I am your mother reveal you saw a mile away. And the other things you saw a mile away. Was it a Skywalker reference? I do not want to believe.
Did I mention that Hiccup's mother is alive? Of course I did. Did I mention that she is a Jesus? How is she Jesus. I have never seen a nightfury, 20 seconds later tells that every dragon has secret ability and upgrades nighfury to nightfury lvl 2. Funny? No.
What about the alpha dragon being controlled by fear caused by bald evil ergo villain? How was that possible. It's kids' movie so it won't matter, clearly. Did I mention that the evil villain ergo was evil? He was one step away from kicking puppies.
Suddenly alpha is alpha and controls all the dragons because *spooky voice* brainwash *spooky voice* brainwash. Except the lil ones because they just won't listen to anyone. Anyone. Oh, but I have an idea, let's use the lil ones they will surely listen to us. Anyone. Us. Anyone. Kids movie. Okay! Brainwash.
Did I mention Hiccup's dad died? I did! So his mother will take care of him now. They have known for 15 minutes, this will surely fix everything. And oh lookie it did. Did I mention that Hiccup got over his father's death in 5 minutes? Well now you know!
Oh, and the alpha dragons fought with horns because the other method would have required animation of some sort. Neat! And then the soldier morality... I cannot do anything but complain on how wrong this movie is so I will just stop here and live in the memory of the first one which doesn't have a sequel. :)