Bad! Bad! Bad!

Rating: 2/10 (19 December 2005)

I appreciate I am not the target audience for this movie. That having been said, was this script written in one drunken stream of consciousness the night before filming started? It was one formulaic scene after another. Why did she really want to write columns on politics? Was it so we can have a side moral-of-the-story of the empowered intelligent woman? What intelligent woman gets a job at cosmo to write stories on Uzbekistan. Just my opinion. Or was it worst of all? Did the writers just want to set up the chase down scene we witness so regularly in every stinking garbage romantic comedy ever made? She had to have some excuse to leave the city, right? Just like Julia Roberts in pretty woman. As well as, (fill in the blank) in (fill in the blank). Don't get me wrong. Pretty Woman was a good movie. This was garbage. I am not the target audience, but I know a bad movie when I see one. Teen girls who eat this crap up, you can do better than this! Paramount Pictures does not deserve one red cent from this movie.