Hudson Needs a Padded Bra Stat!

Rating: Null/10 (18 April 2003)

How to lose a guy in ten days? I can think of three things a girl can say to lose a guy that second: 1) "I'm pregnant." 2) "I can explain your newfound burning sensations." 3) "I have a penis." Can I expect anyone to utilize these fool-proof dating tactics?
Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson) is a fashion magazine writer with the juiciest column of her up and coming career. She will catch herself a man then torture him for ten days by subjecting him to mistakes women make in relationships (calling too much, tampons in the medicine cabinet, asking if you look fat).
Benjamin Barry (Mathew McConaughey) is a hotshot ad exec convinced he can make any girl fall in love with him. His confidant colleagues put him to the test and select a girl he has ten days to fall in love with him. Any guesses which lucky lady gets picked?
Hudson and McConaughey have a weirdly effective chemistry that seems to grow on you as the film continues. The over animated and cutesy antics of Hudson gel nicely with McConaughey's sly charm and syrupy drawl. Their battle of the sexes doesn't really reach the simmer and zip of classic screwball comedies but the journey along the way to the predictable coupling is rife with healthy gender crossing doses of humor.
'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' plays its proceedings very close to the chest, following the well-worn path of romantic comedies that have come before. I guess it's what to be expected when the source material is a picture book. Seriously, look into it.
The movie even ends with the Man running against time to stop the Woman leaving on some vehicle - set to a moderately upbeat, Top 40 pop song. Yes, 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' has its formula down: initial clashing and trashing leads to lip mashing that's just smashing. This is the kind of film where they hold the leads apart as long as they can and then let 'em at each other.
Bebe Neuwerth plays Hudosn's mercurial boss and is made to look way older than she is. Why did they put so much make-up on to emphasize her crow feet when this very attractive woman is only like 45? And while we're at it, why are the main characters initials AA and BB?
'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' is a decent date for you and your honey, especially if romantic comedies are really your bag. For me, the lack of surprises gave me much time to think and three things kept circulating in my brain:
1) Aren't too many romantic comedies today built upon some premise of deceit? Isn't this a bad idea to start a relationship?
2) Does Mathew McConaughey always act this stoned?
3) Does Kate Hudson not realize she desperately needs a padded bra before she gets confused with an ironing board?
C+