Not funny, not cute, not "romantic, thoroughly unenjoyable.

Rating: Null/10 (1 May 2004)

Okay, I didn't have high expectations and I picked it because I thought my wife would enjoy it. But this was such utter dreck, by mutual agreement, that I get to pick the next TWO movies.
I can think of NO REASON TO RECOMMEND this movie TO ANYONE. It's not even a good negative example.
TOO LONG, too two-dimensional, too implausible, and not one scintilla of affinity for ANY of the central characters.
The only worse movie I (we) have seen was "Down with Love" ... Save your $3.00 video rental for a burger at the drive thru. The drive to the video store was more enjoyable than this movie.