Great movie for anyone lacking the depth to appreciate The Bachelor

Rating: 3/10 (21 May 2003)

What is wrong with people? How did this movie make $100 million. I saw this movie on a date and about fifteen minutes into it I realized that I was going to be stuck for another hour or so in one of the more painful situations in my life. My mind naturally wandered (as it was not occupied by the screen) as to what would be the better way to kill myself without leaving my seat: hammer a nail through my forehead or drill a screw through my temple with a Black and Decker. I decided that the power tool would be the way to go. Unfortunately the movie was still playing when I arrived at this epiphany and my attention was diverted back to the atrocities on the screen. Basically these were very shallow, annoying people doing very shallow, annoying things. I couldn't relate to it on any level except for the fact that they seem to inhabit a city which looked similar to mine. The girl that I was with loved it. She said "it was so true". There was no follow up date.