revoltingly formulaic

Rating: 4/10 (29 November 2006)

The four points are awarded only because 1) my wife likes it 2) it's got a couple of funny lines 3) (spoiler!) Chewbacca doesn't die in this film.
Watching it to get to those funny lines is about like watching the entirety of the movie "Bound" to see the one scene where Gina Gershon makes out with Jennifer Tilly. Why bother?
In case someone you know wants you to watch it with them, read a good thought-provoking essay first so your brain will not asphyxiate. Just because no one has ever experienced brain death due to watching this film I'm not convinced it can't happen.