I Drink Your Blood... More Like -No Plot-

Rating: 3/10 (1 November 2012)

It had some moments with cute playfulness, but the rest is just like a superhero movie- they chase each other, out of the blue, because of a minor disagreement but all together - no plot. The film, as to quote another user "Fits into the commercial." A HUMAN (blaaaahhh - monsters hate them(real original))falls in love with Dracula's daughter, Mavis, who once again, turning the patterns of 21th century comedy main stream cinema, doesn't have a mother and her daddy is trying to protect her. And just when you think it's over - there's more: the monsters patch things up with the humans 10 minutes before this time-waste ends (did I spell that right?). So, of course, Mavis' boyfriend gets on a plain - pining and stuff - and there's Dracula as a cute-witty bat that co-operates with the boy in an "I can't understand what you're saying thru the window so I'm going to say the first funny thing that comes to mind" gag and there is also a Twilight spoof to which Dracula responds: "And this is how we're represented...". Everything's OK then, happy ending'and what better thing to end the movie than with a "Mirror Mirror" like song and dance that tells the whole film plot and that's why the song lasts about 40 seconds. And also: in the end everybody's singing (singing talents of voice-actress for this film, Selena Gomez) and then Dracula gets on the floor and everybody's thinking "Nah-uh - he ain't gonna ruin the purdy party... Buhuhuhua" but then - lookit this - he starts a'rappin'! Ain't that a cool ending'? Dracula's rappin', Mavis found her ZINGG (watch the movie, you'll get it.) and a tiny cartoon bat pulls a full screen curtain. Yay!