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Rating: 7/10 (8 February 2005)

(Sing along to The Eagles "Hotel California")
On a dark jungle continent, One time in despair ,Bad smell of genocide rising up through the air, Up ahead in a distance there was a Civil War fight, The Tutsis grew heavy in the hotel within they had to stop for some nights, There the Hutu Militia stood in the doorway I heard some Tutsis fell, And they were thinking to themselves this can't be heaven and this could be hell, Then he lit up a candle and he told them to stay,There were shots from the Matadors but Paul the Hotel Manager saved the day And he said
Welcome to the Hotel Rwanda, Such a shelter place such a shelter place such a war to face, There is not plenty of room at the Hotel Rwanda, Many Tutsis fear when the Hutus are near
Then Hollywood enlisted to get this story in their hands, They got a Director named Terry George which they called a friend ,Then Don Cheadle was to star ,Sure casting bet ,His work will be remembered but don't think it was the best, Nick Nolte plays the U.N. Captain, Man does he whine, He said I have not done some good work since 1989, Nick's drug habit causes him to hear voices calling from far away, Wakes him up in the middle of the night please put the pills away
Welcome to the movie "Hotel Rwanda", Not a total waste not a total waste,But overrated for my taste ,The critics are loving it up At the "HotelRwanda" ,I was so surprised I was so surprised with so many critics'prize
Don Cheadle hit the ceiling, Put cold champagne on ice, When they said We got Oscar Nominees here looking for the big prize, And in the Academy Chambers they will gather for the feast, Don will bring his sexy wife but he won't get the Oscar piece, He will have to surrender leave empty-handed out the door, He will have to find the passage back through the red carpet floor , Relax said the Foxxman I was programmed to receive, You can check my Oscar out any time you like but it will cost you a fee
*** Average