Just horrible

Rating: 1/10 (13 March 2009)

This is without a doubt, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was so bad we couldn't even watch the whole thing in one sitting. We had to stop after an hour to go restore our sanity. Only reason we came back later to finish it was because we wanted to see if it in any way redeemed itself in the last half. It didn't.
I didn't laugh once. A smirk in a scene or two was the most I was amused in the entire film.
We were also wondering why Sissy Spacek in this movie? Is her career really that far into the toilet, or did she owe someone a HUGE favor? Do yourself a favor and don't even waste the time looking at the cover of this movie.