I'll keep this short and simple.

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2007)

The quite place scene was an unlawful attack at our children by tobacco companies trying to teach children, "when you need time to yourself smoke a cigarette in your quite place." The rest of the movie was garbage. It should have been rated R. Whats more disgusting about this movie then its existence is its target audience. This movie was aimed at preteens, tweens, and typical American families. It felt like the onslaught of a massive advertisement campaign. It was typical, predictable, and retarded in such a way that it belittles the people who watch it. Anybody that likes it should go back to the trailer and eat aspartame with a side order Marlboro's medicated cancer sticks. Please spare the humanity of intelligent people.
It is insulting that they can create such trash and people love it. It's insulting to our intelligence, and our nations ability to create a movie. How did something this awful get so well funded I wonder.
Don't waste your time, your money, or braincells on this crapfest. If you want the advertisement super elite to pollute your inferior little brains with garbage watch John Stewart, who is about as funny as this movie.
PS. Sound quality was awesome on the DVD version.