One of the worst movies ever...ever

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2009)

This movie is absolutely terrible. The jokes are poor, cheesy, not clever in the least, and it was quite painful to watch. The acting was terrible, the coiled pile that they refer to as a script was nonsensical, and the movie just overall wasted my life.
One of my friends recommended it, he also recommend "eastbound and down." I will never, ever, ever, trust one of his recommendations again, even though we share such favorites as "tango and cash" and "demolition man." Once i saw danny mcbride, i should have run. danny mcbride is the deathknell of any video production.
it reminded me of every bad, uncomfortably forced cliché that the ignorant failures in the movie industry jam down our throats.
Now, i rate my movies (and everything else) on a scale of -10 to 10. I give this movie a -8. Yeah, it was that bad. After wasting 90 minutes of my life on that garbage, i removed the DVD and sentenced it to death. Yes, I smashed it with a wooden dowel. That copy is dead and cannot reproduce. Daily good turn: check.
We need a new movie class. These "producers" have a monopoly on us. when was the last good movie? "Old School"? that long ago? Wow.