Dreadful movie! Beyond Dumb! Not Funny at all!!!

Rating: 1/10 (23 September 2013)

Just for the record, I'm a huge fan of Napoleon Dynamite. The only reason why I mention it is; for whatever ridiculous reason some peeps made a comparison about the movie styles being similarthey're not! Normally if I was going to critique the dreadfulness of a movie, I would at least finish watching the entire movie, but I just couldn't do it (I made it through half of it), but it was more painful than the combination of all of Evil Knieval's crashes combined. I would rather staple my nuts to the side of my leg then watch the rest of this movie.
I'm utterly perplexed, because there's a decent amount of peeps out there who actually liked this movie. I can't imagine that being possible, even when trying to look at it from all of the varying senses of humor that exist. Sure, there are certain types of humor that just don't do it for me, but I can't imagine this so called humor doing it for anyone. It's just a really bad style that completely falls flat. Even extremely stupid, far-fetched comedies find a way to rope in small amounts of believability in their characters, so the viewer laughs when they do or say something funny. This is just extremely stupid and far- fetched with no believability even when accepted as a stupid comedy. A good friend of mine referred this movie to me. I think I will just take the denial route and pretend I never watched it. Spoiler I did laugh at the part when Rod went tumbling down the hill. Not because Rod went tumbling down the hill, or the scene that led into it, but the visuals of him tumbling were well done. That's really the only way this movie is capable of producing a chuckle or laugh. It sure as hell isn't going to do it with the use of dialogue.
I'm going to pretend that watching this dreadful, piece of crap of a move was all just a really bad dream.