Gory for a Cop Film

Rating: 8/10 (14 February 2007)

THIS HAS LOTS OF SPOILERS. THIS HAS LOTS OF SPOILERS. THIS HAS LOTS OF SPOILERS.
This is very funny film. The trailers do not show much in terms of plot, and thankfully the best bits aren't in the trailer.
Excellent Police "officer" Nicolaus Angel (Wright) is made Sergent under the condition he goes the small "perfect" village of sand ford. He is given a cottage which is not "fixed up" yet, and goes to the hotel. He goes to his room, sits on his bed, and then decides to go out to check the village. Even though he hasn't started in the new police "service" he arrests several teenagers and his (not known yet) partner (frost).
He starts his new job my being shown around the station, which is very sedate. He then gets sent to a take speeds of passing cars. Upon finding a speeding car he and Dave (frost) give chase. Stopping the speeder and using his "powerfull" notebook. The speeder apologises. Gives tickers to Angel to a play of Romeo and Juliet. He watches the play with Dave in tow.
After the play the speeder (who acts in the play) is in a changing room with his adultery partner. A knock raps upon the door. He opens and a shrouded figure (like "scream killer") jumps out and "decafinates" him and his partner. The killer then fakes a car crash in which they both lose there head on a "low" sign. Angel gets suspicious.
A rich man is drunk at the pub so Angel escort him home. He get home and is murder with blunt trauma to the head. And then is killed by explosion.
Then a local journalist asks to see "Angle" (as he writes in the newspaper) at the village fÃªte which is to raise money to fix the church roof. Angel is ask to read out the winners of the Tombola. He then rushes off to the young journalist and as he reaches him. The Killer then pushes part of the broken church off the roof, above the journalist. It lands directly on his head and goes straight in to him point down (incredibly gory) he stumbles then drops in front of Angel.
Angel then visits a horticulture store, and the owner talks about moving out. He leaves the shop. The murderer is behind him, he gets in to his car. The Killer jumps out and stabs the women shop owner in the neck with her shears. Angel notices and gives chase, through all the gardens.
He's getting very suspicious and looks into it. He thinks the local Super market owner is the killer. But the owner proves him wrong.
There's a long interval in which there are many jokes traded between Nick and Dave.
Nick goes home and is attacked by a hooded figure. Its the local trolley boy at the shop, he's big and strong but has a mind like a child. (think Lenny out of "Of Mice and Men") They fight. Then Angel gives "Lenny" a monkey toy he won for Dave. "Lenny" likes the toy and stands there non-violent, Nick gets a Pot and Smashes him on the head quoting "Play Time Over"
Angel goes to a grave yard. Were he finds the cult of the "greater good" which includes the main members from the village in hooded shrouds like the killers. Showing that they were all murderers showing a extended clip of the murders.
They then go to say that the murders were for trivial purposes. Such as bad spelling or the "didnt like his house".
Dave appears and stabs Angel. But angel doesn't die. Dave stab his note book which he snook a ketchup packet in.
Angel goes on the road back to London. But is inspired by a DVD. At a motorway station.
He goes back to the police station and "packs heat" with all the guns. Angel then goes on a "rampage" killing the cult members in a huge fight which he is joined by Dave. They win and chase the two "big" guys off.
One of the main "evil" characters get his chin impaled on a spire in a model village.
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE END. I Haven't PUT ALL OF IT IN. AS IT WOULD OF TAKEN A LONG TIME.
My only gripe is that its is to long compared to "shaun".