Not so Hot fuzz...

Rating: 3/10 (20 March 2013)

This movie was, well, I'll enlighten you with that now, won't I? Let us get cracking.
So, the acting was more than satisfying. So, that is good. The script was not the best, to put it that way. The choreography was not realistic at all. Actually, it was god awful! If I were to sit here and list up all the crappy things about this movie, I wouldn't get to bed until next week! So, I will stop right here.
Although this movie sucked donkey a**, it did have some good moments as well, few, but still. My motto is "there is something good and something bad about all things and every single human being on this planet." So, to the good stuff.
As I said, the acting was not perfect, spectacular or great, but it was more than good enough. There were moments where my smile came out from hiding and some chuckling appeared. There was plenty of shooting, killing, mania, nice driving and violence. Except from the good things I have mentioned and the very nice environment, this film basically consisted of shooting, driving, arresting, insanity, violence, not to mention lots and lots of boring moments and entire scenes filled with boredom! Alright, I think I have made my point, but you can never be to certain, so, here we go again. This movie was awful, crappy and indescribably full of s***! Just see at the things I have already mentioned and if you see or have just seen the movie, think about it, think about it and you will see, it will appear in your head thoughts of how incredibly sh***y this movie actually is.
My final point before I wrap this up is formed as a question: "What is the moral of this movie?" oh, and if you want the answer I will give it to you right here, right now. The answer is: There is no moral! This movie is simply a film packed with unreal action, bad scenery, crappy script or plot if you will, without any meaning or point or moral at all! It is crap, nothing else, just crap! Even though it is crap, it still had some good points, not enough to get a good rating, obviously, but it gets not one, but two or three stars. You know, out of ten. I think I will go with three this time, because I liked the ending. I have seen it more than one time before, but I will not see it again, not if I can help it.
Just to be clear this movie, "Hot Fuzz", starring Simon Pegg (from Shaun of the dead) did not really deserve 3 stars, but because of its good final scene, gets 3/10 stars from me, Shevy.
This was your always trustworthy, honest and reliable writer, J.J. Shevy. And I say goodnight and sleep tight to all of you and I thank you for reading my review of "Hot Fuzz".
Peace & Love God Bless THE END