Don't watch it - burn it.

Rating: 3/10 (3 January 2010)

Dear God, I feel I lack the mental faculties to describe just how little I enjoyed this film. I fear that no one can.
Hott Fuzz is somewhat lacking in a particularly solid plot, nor does it really offer anything but pointless & quite unnecessary amounts of violence.
Clearly, the film would ask us to believe that everybody in the Stanford was imcopetent with firearms or had picked up the wrong manual - firearms for dyslexics.
I wondered after watching this movie, will I ever get back the time that I've lost? Is there anything excusable for my blatant disregard for human decency? I suppose I could give to charity OR adopt an orphan. Neither I feel would truly absolve me of my sin, unfortunately.
I found the majority of characters involved rather irritating, tiresome & so shallow you could wade in their depth. I think I'd gladly be taken out by the killers rather than have to suffer watching anymore of this.
If you want something boring, unchallenging & well just plain awful, then look no further. God knows I wont ruin the plot for you - the film can do that without my assistance.