couldn't stand it

Rating: 1/10 (30 October 2007)

I'm a man who loves violence, gore, drugs, and boobs, so one would assume I would love this movie. Oh you stupid bastard, you couldn't be more wrong. This is the worst movie of all time. Predictable, boring, a complete lack of ingenuity, and not one single moment where I jumped out of my seat. Who would have thought that all of the protagonists' friends would be killed and he would save the day? Great new story. Sorry, but text has a difficult time at conveying sarcasm. On top of being a shotty actor, Mr. Roth is a subpar director, who doesn't seem to work with his actors well. Shame on the television network Bravo for rating this the scariest movie of all time. Only reason to watch is for the boobs.