A fun and gruesome mess

Rating: 7/10 (15 January 2006)

PG-13 "horror" crap, step aside! Finally, a real horror film for those of us who don't mind watching people getting butchered like pigs with many different kinds of tools! The squeamish, obviously, should stay away from this flick and go back to their Quaker families. Virtually every bodily organ or limb imaginable is severed at some point in this flick, to the point where it becomes somewhat cheesy..but a lot of fun, nonetheless. Is it scary? Not really, but it's a blast to watch, so long as you have a strong stomach. The characters are likable, the dialogue is realistic, and the story is about as strange as you're gonna get. This is a kind of Holy Grail for us hardened horror fans. Let's hope there's even more stuff on the DVD.