Hostel crap

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2006)

This film can only be described as crap. Granted, some three to four times there are great-looking women more or less naked on screen for a couple of seconds, but take my word for it: the remaining 90 minutes are crap.
No-talent actors, a script a twelve year old boy who has watched an episode of CSI probably easily could do better and a writer / director that seriously should consider a career change. Roth, if you should be reading this: stop making movies!!!! All though I am grossed out trying to imagine what you had to do to get the funding for making this movie, as it clearly was not due to talent, please: Have pity on moviegoers.
I did not know anything about the movie but the "gentleman" selling me the tickets said it was good. It was not. For the first time since watching "League of extraordinary gentlemen" I was tempted to leave the movie long before ending. You do not need to go through what I went through: the movie is not scary, funny, clever, well acted, fast, nothing. The movie is crap. My god.