disappointing

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2006)

Well... What can i say... I mean this movie left me shaking my head with disappointment. Poor story, poor acting, poor editing, poor twist, & just when i thought Lionsgate had redeemed themselves for a fantastic award winning production "Crash" i was reminded about previously released industry atrocities such as "Open Water" & "Saw 1 & 2" This film does for Eastern European tourism what Rats did for the black death! "Gave it a bad reputation" Not that i am from Eastern Europe but still... I can see floods of American kids going to Europe looking for "Hot ass-ed Euro chicks dude" OK confession time..I gotta admit i speak several languages including Dutch & German which where laughable bad in this, & i know that the average person would miss that fact, but you just need 1 person who does know what he is talking about & i know it will take millions worldwide sales, but i just get SO tired of seeing things rammed down my throatlike " The most horrifying horror movie ever" & " It will scare you out of your cinema seat" Come on LionsGate after making something so breathtaking like "Crash" stop making kiddie movies & pumping $100 million bucks into advertising, or if you need to keep doing this make something worth while, a Jaws or Exosist for example. But i think it is wasted breath, business is business & millions of Dollars world wide speaks louder then whispers of admiration from great people worldwide... In a nut shell... Could be worse i guess, if you do watch it don't expect much... & If your a horney American teenager, stay away from eastern European hostals with half naked Euro Trash girls hang around doing nothing but flirting with Americans boys,BECAUSE this happens all the time.... REALLY & is based on a true story... Oh yes... Its SO real... Now if you will excuse me i have to go take the tooth fairy to the dentist now, "Coming to a theater near you this summer" "It will scare her out of her little wings & theater seat" A
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