Ubersuck

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2006)

2 movie goers head to a movie that promises to meet their cinematic expectations with no idea of the hell that awaits them.
As my sister and I watched this we thought "what's with all the gratuitous porn? We came for horror and all we got was breast shots and non-scary gore." The only way we would see a movie from the same director is if he was the torturee on a reality television show. We are not prudes by any means - we like a good horror as well as the next girl but even we felt as though we needed to gargle our brains in salt water. The movie may have been salvageable if they had left out most of the nudity and devoted more space to actual horror and plot development. I have never been so relieved to see people getting killed off.