Can celluloid be recycled?

Rating: 1/10 (13 June 2007)

This is truly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It desperately attempts to be frightening, but really just comes off as if it has been written by a passel of thirteen year olds. The first half is basically softcore pornography, and not very good at that. Watching the male American protagonists is about as enjoyable as shotgunning a can of Dran-O or consuming a three-month old sandwich topped with a liberal helping of oven cleaner. It's rather dull, and the more amorous scenes are only cool if the viewer has just started puberty, either physically or psychologically. The second half is basically a different movie, except this one is a snuff film. Eli Roth shows off how "creative" he can be, and by creative, I mean derivative. Everything is a rip-off, and it's terribly long and drawn out. The ending is garbage, too. In short, see this only if you have a very short memory, and thus will not recall any of the details of horrible hunk of s---.