Just plain awful

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2007)

This movie is an embarrassment to watch. It's predictable, disgusting, and basically a porno. Eli Roth cheated off of Saw by trying to make as gross a torture movie as possible, but what good is that kind of movie without a plot? And let me tell you, this had NO plot at all. Two Americans tour Europe and hook up with girls in Slovakia, the girls basically use them into getting them kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed...That is NOT a plot. That's just plain dumb, stupid, ridiculous, and horrible. I guess I could say that if you want to watch it, then watch it to see how stupid it is. I ended up despising Eli Roth, and you probably will to, because if I ever meet him I'm definitely going to be up in his face like, "WHAT'S YOU'RE EFFING PROBLEM???" Yeah, he's a 100% sick man. And I think those who actually do like the movie is because they think the same way Eli Roth was thinking when he made the movie. Disgusting. That's all I have to say.