"Best horror film of the decade"... Yeah right

Rating: 2/10 (19 April 2006)

This looks like a pretty promising movie. I'm looking at the promotions with Tarintino's brand, reviews for being terrifying, and people be taken out of the theaters. The idea of being able to pay to kill someone however you want was interesting and could've made a fantastic movie... sadly this isn't it. When we popped the DVD in, I knew it was going to be bad in the first 5min. 3 guys, in Europe, looking for the almighty sex. How many poor horror films in the last decade have started with this premise!? I thought it'd get better, but for the first half, I was just watching a really poor porno film, with music to boot. When the gore finally came, I found myself laughing uncontrollably rather than even beginning to be scared or creeped out. The ONLY part of this movie I remotely enjoyed were the group of kids straight out of Oliver Twist romping the life out of the pursuers. I got a kick out of that.
Unless you're a huge fan of Fangoria, B-Film, Blood, and Gore movies please please skip this. Even for those people that get kicks out of seeing boobs and sex, get a porn and watch that instead while waiting for a better horror film to come out. Chances are, the story and action will be a lot better in the porn...