God Awful

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2006)

The first third is porn - no lies - and the rest is sickening, mind-numbing, pointless, tasteless Trash. My two friends and I all considered asking each other if the others wanted to walk out - and we love movies, and I personally have never walked out or considered walking out of a movie before until this little gem. We were all sick to our stomachs, our day was ruined, and I asked for and received my money back from the box office. Do not go to this movie unless you have a vendetta against all things good. There was no plot, motive, point, moral, or even a remote message to take away from it. If a shred of decency existed in this movie I'd show a fingernail of a thumbs up, but alas, none there was. I would rather experience childbirth, chronic diarrhea, migraines, ulcers, and an album of Simple Plan than ever see this movie again for the rest of my days.