Eye candy only. Weak plot at best.

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2006)

I've seen porn with a stronger plot. You have Josh that you want dead to put an end to his constant sniveling and mama's-boyish-ness, and then there is Paxton who shows the cockiness and dumb-headed adventurousness that makes foreign countries want Americans dead. The one thing that the film does get right is that sometimes people get what they are looking for. The main characters wanted life experience to take back to college with them, and by God they got it. The writers have even thrown in a stereotypical Americanized view of the Netherland wonderland of Amsterdam. A terrible movie full of terrible characters ends up being another Cabin Fever sized failure for Eli Roth.