They READ the screenplay?!

Rating: 3/10 (4 July 2006)

In the DVD commentaries for this film. the "artists" involved congratulate each other on the quality of the screenplay. ARE THEY SERIOUS ??? -- have they never seen a film written and directed by Preston Sturges? IF they ever saw a Sturges film or "Citizen Kane," then they must be totally oblivious to the inferiority of their "dialogue" --- and Quentin T. goes along with this charade -- do these a-holes have NO shame? Eli says he WANTS to be typecast as a HORROR screenwriter/director --- put that man in a room and FORCE him to watch the classic 1930s horror films, with all their ingenious stylistic references to Expressionist German drama.