SPOILERS...Don't waste your time

Rating: 2/10 (14 April 2006)

When I was 14, my main goal in life was to find soft porn movies like this one. At 34, this movie feels indulgent, sophomoric, silly and boring. The whole 20 minutes in the Netherlands were a soft porn movie. No real story line, no reason, mo nothing. A minute of them in a dutch hostel leaning about this other one would have sufficed. Then the movie goes from soft porn to silly gore. The dutch businessman who was not gay but wanted to be a surgeon, the local community that is running the killing machine business because they have nothing better to do (no real explanation is given about this operation and it is likely that a sequel will happen, god forbid). Then the killing of likable characters (OK, OK, that means that they went against the formula, but everything else was formula, so it was indulgent to kill the likable characters and leave charmless Jay Hernandez alive). All in all, the best part of the movie was the American business man deciding how to kill. he explains the story in that energetic powerful little scene. But it is not worth the time or money.