Better than Cabin Fever

Rating: 5/10 (13 April 2006)

Wow! What do I make out of this? I hated but loved it all at the same time. For anyone reading this, just be warned that this is an colossal, uber gore-fest. There are more hacks than amateur night at the Apollo...(cough). Don't feel the least bit a wuss if torture and blood and comedy don't mix for you. This is off the f*****g scale, and thats coming from a guy who loves horror movies. Would I recommend it? Welllllll. Don't get too excited by the Tarentino stamp, this one's a renter. I don't need to see severed fingers and eyeballs larger than my own head on a big screen. *spoilers* Clever directing, clever visual storytelling, and a good slathering of revenge. I can't say I felt jipped. But the humorous treatment shows it's wounds halfway thru when you are left wondering when the Amsterdam weed will finally wear off and the plot will finally surface out of the bathroom in a red-eyed stupor. Party or no party, we got a frinkin' horror movie to watch.