I laughed like a school girl at kindergarten

Rating: 4/10 (6 January 2006)

How can I say this? Quentin Tarantino is no person to listen to when choosing a horror flick. He doesn't KNOW horror! He doesn't know jack! Was this a horror flick? Yes. Was it realistic? Yes. Does it scare you? Yes, if you have the intellect of a troglodyte, and you puddle when nervous. But predictable!!! Gawd, how predictable could this movie possibly be? The scene with the chainsaw...I laughed my ass off! I mean, who laughs at people being tortured? The second guy to be killed, Josh, at least his acting was realistic. Everyone else was so stone cold boring, bland, and blasé. It smacked of Auschwitz, with its racism, hatred, and lack of respect for human life and existence. And to be honest, I thought that part of it was rather a turn-off. When is this world going to come to its senses and leave those kinds of pains and ugliness in the past? And to top it all off, why does the director/writer assume that it would be a bunch of idiots backpacking across Europe that would get themselves in this kind of predicament. I say scrap the whole dang thing and watch porno. That was the only part of it that was the least bit entertaining. Don't even buy the video. SUCKOLA!