A daily comment from Midget Emma: Hostel (2005)

Rating: 2/10 (10 January 2008)

Eli Roth WHY????
Hostel is awful.
Its boring and it has violence for no reason.
Its 50% violence 35% porn and 15% drugs.
The actors were not all that good they just screamed half the time.
To make things worse the violence doesn't even look real. Its like a stupid movie that some kids made in a sewer and used yogurt for pus and tomato sauce for blood.
Terrble terrible terrible.
There is no suspense at all. It made me feel like i wanted to set the DVD on fire.
The best bit was the ending. Its the only thing that saved this from a 1/10. But that doesn't make the movie good in any sense.
Never see it.
2/10