Don't Bother

Rating: 3/10 (18 September 2006)

This is a horror movie? I've seen more gore in a Nine Inch Nails video. The only reasonably scary aspect of this movie was the screaming, which was really great. I spent almost the entire span of the film alternately yawning and checking my watch. I got a kick out of Cabin Fever so I was expecting a lot more from Mr. Roth. I was really disappointed. And yes, there is quite a bit of nudity -- I guess that was supposed to make up for the total lack of horror in this so-called horror movie? If you're extremely faint of heart and are grossed out and/or terrified by most Disney movies, see this film. Otherwise, don't waste your money.