I Have Walked Out of Better Films.

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2006)

The only reason I didn't walk our was because my wife and I were another couple. Apparently they wanted to as well.
Before I go into a rant about why this movie was such a let down. Let me let tell you a little about the perspective this is coming from. I am 32 and a huge fan of horror films. I'm such a fan that for a few years I spent time as a special effects make-up artist and worked on a few major films. I like everything from the classics horror films like "Nosferatu" to seventies films "Last House on the Left" and "The Exorcist", Eighties flicks "Hellraiser" and had a good laugh with "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2". And now and again there's been films since then that I have enjoyed.
So why would I hate this movie so much? Simple. There was nothing to it. It was two hours of soft porn and shock scenes. The plot, if you will call it that, was summed up in the first 15 minutes of the film. Honestly, this film could have easily just cut out the cheap dialogs and released it as a part of "Faces of Death" and shown the sex clips as a collage on Cinemax.
Who was this movie made for? As a horror fan and I love a good shock and stomach a lot of gore in a film but it just became pointless violence. I estimate that things didn't start moving in the movie until almost 50 minutes after it's start. I say if you want the gore go watch Faces of Death. If you want to see soft porn watch Cinemax. But don't try to splice the two together and call it a movie.