What a pile of rubbish!

Rating: Null/10 (20 February 2006)

I've seen this movie and expected - after Cabin Fever - at least SOME excitement. However, unless you are in the middle of puberty and a fan of male friendship connected with stupid dialogues and the wish to be fooled by unreal scenarios with naked beauties around you, you'll be terribly, terribly disappointed. What a waste of time! Three young Americans are on a trip through Europe and follow some stranger's advice to go to Slowakia, because in some obscure hostel "they love Americans" - which means: you'll get laid by awesome girls. Rubbish, bloody rubbish. Then people start disappearing (GOOD and CLEVER idea to take unknown pills that unknown and of course stunningly beautiful chicks pop into your mouth...), and it all turns into some even more unrealistic plot whereby tourists pay money to torture/kill other tourists (those who disappear, what a surprise). Have I already mentioned the ridiculous dialogues? Jeezus, I wasted nearly 2 hours of my life with this rubbish movie. However, you've been warned now! But if you still consider watching it, I'll be a good person and spoil it by telling the end: Only one of them survives (the least likable one!); the Asian girl jumps in front of a train after seeing her reflection with one eye missing, and one of the Bad Men ("I always wanted to be a surgeon") gets the proper punishment - the best and probably only OK scene in this whole fiasco that dares to call itself "movie". Again: what a pile of bloody rubbish!