ladies and gentlemen i present to you................a smouldering piece of crap

Rating: 2/10 (26 April 2007)

When i first heard of this movie i thought it was going to be brilliant since i am a big Tarantino fan.
So when my friend got it on DVD i borrowed it from; raring to watch it i put it in as soon as i could.
When it came to watching it i thought my mate had played a trick on me by putting a porn DVD in the box but no it was the genuine product. Basically some dudes are trying to get layed around the world. But then 2 of them die and one has to survive the horror that lasts only about 15 minutes.
Quite literally this film is a hour and 45 minutes of porn and 15 minutes of gore and horror. This film tries too hard to be something like the wicker man even including a song from the original wicker man film. This film is a waste of money and is a total rip off of the wicker man if your looking for some good horror stay well away if your looking for some hardcore porn happy jerking off.
Hopefully Tarantino will bounce back with grindhouse.