Hostel Just Plain Blew

Rating: 3/10 (7 January 2006)

i can't believe people think this was a good movie. This movie was so ridiculous and so full of crap. i was so excited to see it, and was horribly disappointed when I did. They could have used the 1st half of the movie to do really cool things. If you liked or didn't like Saw 2, at least the very 1st scene was tense and pretty sweet. Hostel was pretty much like watching Euro Trip (which was extremely retarded) and a really bad softcore porno for an hour, followed by really brief SAWish gore. The movie failed to make you forget you were in a movie theater, and make you feel like you were the one in the situations. I would flick on MTV if I wanted to see 3 idiots party for an hour. There was about 1.5 seconds of cool gore out of the 3.4 seconds of it in the entire movie. Eli, I hate you.