Hostel sucks and blows ass at the same time!

Rating: 1/10 (22 November 2006)

This was one terrible movie. Next to Devil's Rejects, probably the stupidest horror movie yet. Tarrantino is a moron. His name is there to sucker you into the theater, and then the reaming begins. This was almost as bad as that Kill Bill crap.
Didn't I see this "killing humans can be fun" plot in a Van Damme movie? The main actors sucked and the viewer is happy to see them die. Too bad that jerk lived in the end. And the Asian girl who is rescued...how did her eyeball pop out of her skull via BLOWTORCH? What's the deal with the little kids as criminals? Blood and guts are not entertaining or scary. What's scary about some dufus pulling out a dead guy's organs? What's so frightening about a story on why the killer could never become a surgeon? Why...screw it. I'm not writing anything else about this garbage. Avoid.