Eli, you seem nice but you're one craaaazy mofo!

Rating: 6/10 (29 December 2006)

I'm giving this one a six. Why? Because I paid to watch a horror movie and CRAP - I GOT A HORROR MOVIE! Emphasis on freakin' HORROR! See, this one wasn't scary at all. Maybe thrilling by parts, but not scary. But GOD! It was horrifying! (Isn't what the word HORROR means?) I swear, the McRib sandwich I was eating almost came right back up as pulverized chunks glazed in stomach acid! Man was this one effective.
Predictable or not, I truly don't give a damn. This movie made my guts feel horrible and my heart race by bits. Truly what one seeks when told he is supposed to watch a horror movie.
From hereon I will trust Mr. Roth and his sick, twisted mind. I have not yet seen Cabin Fever but I trust it will fall right in the horror slot like I enjoy it.
Sure, it doesn't measure up to works of art such as The Shining or Exorcist, but it does come awfully close to Friday the Thirteen and such.
Oh and if you don't like horror, DO NOT watch this insane flick and for the love of god, if you accidentally did, don't post a damn review bitching about the feature!