The worst movie I've seen in a theater, I promise you

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2006)

Well well well, what a swindle!. When I say it's the worst movie I've seen in a theater I mean it's the worst. And it's the worst because I have really great expectations about this movie: promo photos, trailer, Tarantino's "production" (as I have heard later, he didn't watch the movie before giving Roth the money) and so on. I expected to find some kind of Saw, like crazy gore situations, stress and things like that. And what I have found? Some kind of Eurotrip's bad remake with a gore conclusion. It wasn't the movie I paid for. I felt really disappointed (my girlfriend too), and I hope no more people watch this awful movie.
And, Mr Eli Roth, in Europe we have cars made after the 60's you know? And in Slovakia they have men, not like you have said "they died in war". What war?
Please, do me a favor, don't watch this movie.
Regards from Spain