Not another teen horror movie

Rating: 3/10 (16 April 2006)

The first three quarters of the film is a total waste of time, clichéd characters, clichéd lines, clichéd cliché. I cannot believe that this got made into a film.
The one thing this film has going for it is the concept. But a even that is badly executed.
Tha amount of gore is laughable as well, it pales in comparison to the likes of Ichi The Killer and even Saw, and because you have to wait till then end of the film to really see any action, is it really worth it? I know this review may seem a little light on facts about the film, but that is because it has no substance.
A DETAILED outline of the plot:- three guys meet up in Amsterdam to smoke pot. They hear about a hostel in the adjacent country. They go there and get picked off one by one. The last guy realises something is up and escapes. Fin.
Tarantino should have kept his name as far away as possible from this tripe.
and a note to Eli Roth: I love nude women as much as the next guy, but if i wanted to watch a soft-core porn then i would watch Bravo after 11, not a Hollywood film.
NUDE WOMEN DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF PLOT/CHARACTERISATION/ACTING ABILITY/STORYTELLING ABILITY/GORE/HORROR/Suspense.
I WANT MY £5 BACK PLEASE.