Terrible Movie

Rating: 3/10 (7 January 2006)

I advise anyone that thinks this movie might turn out good to not watch it. I was so pumped up and ready to see this film and was disappointed. The script and acting was terrible. I actually found myself laughing at most of the movie because it was so ridiculous. Now, as a guy I can't complain. There was a lot of nudity and just great scenes a guy would probably enjoy. The ending was pretty good. Director Eli Roth also did a pretty good job. I just don't know how he was able to direct a movie with such a bad script. One of the lines in the film spoken by Jay Hernandez is "I don't want a drink. I want to see art!!" Terrible line. The acting was terrible. I knew in the first five minutes that it was going to be bad. I've never seen so much nudity and bad words in the first ten minutes than I saw in this film. I wish I would have seen something else. Very disappointed.