Horror for Morons

Rating: 1/10 (24 March 2006)

Brutal stuff. And I use that in the most negative sense as opposed to the violent sense. The violence is so overly stylised that I found myself in hysterics laughing as opposed to the horrifying reality of the violence in Wolf Creek.
Comparing this to Wolf Creek or Saw is like comparing Star Crash to Star Wars.
It feels like it was written by a 14 year old whose knowledge of the world outside of America came from Eurotrip, except they decided to remove whatever little (and I stress the word "little") bit of humour that movie possessed and replaced it with a soft-porn horror pretender. Every attempt at dark comedy tried in this movie had me and my friends looking at each other and bursting out laughing at the pitiful attempts.
I really couldn't be bothered going into any detail but this one little point should give you an idea of how patently ridiculous the movie is. They are given the location of the hostel in Slovakia and told the local girls are remarkably sex starved due to the lack of men because of "the war." What war would that be exactly?? Slovakia broke from the Czech Republic without much happening back in the early 90s.
Slovakia, Slovenia, what the difference eh? Avoid at all costs.