Pointless Massacre

Rating: 1/10 (16 October 2006)

One of the worst movies i've ever seen. It really has no point, a complete waste of time. A group travels to Slovakia from Holland and passes through a hotel named Hostel and can't even get into it, so searches for another place to stay, and the name of Hostel comes from there, great. And then they go after a bunch of horny girls, to Slovakia, just to get laid. They have fun and everything is perfect etc etc and then girls sells them to a butcher {simplifying}, and they die one by one, pffft only thing is that they die horribly. So basically the movie is about "minor sex scenes and horrible deaths", it could be a successful movie if the director would make it a porn movie or a teenage scary movie i bet. So anyway, they die and one friend manages to escape, without two fingers. Losing fingers seems like no big deal in the movie, but in fact, it's pretty much traumatic, he would pass out or die from blood loss, but instead of that, he just walks away with two fingers in his pocket. Then he decides to rescue a Japanese stranger from the hotel that he was staying in, and she manages to escape with his help, but this time without an eye, also he cuts her eye himself, she loses a lot of blood and that mustard-like liquid and all, then she joins him in the great escape. They run away like two wounded heroes from that place, and in the end she commits suicide which she could've done sooner, and he decides to kill a psycho he met in the train at the first time {also he kills him the same way as that doctor tortured him and the way this guy killed his friend by slitting his neck, which he has no idea about}. So my point is, this is a regular American guy and decides to play hero after a massacre, out of nowhere, that makes not much sense. The whole movie makes no sense, it's just great to kill time and turn you into psychos. Also i couldn't stop thinking that, is Slovakia like this? beggar/murderer children, hot girls around who are ready to sell your body, people doing everything for money; i can't imagine how come they let the movie soil the whole country, or a part of it.. thats not the point though, the point is this movie sucks and thats it.