Trite Gore Porn

Rating: 1/10 (12 June 2012)

By the end I was ashamed that I actually contributed money to this terrible 'B' movie trying to pose as a horror film. 'Cabin Fever,' Eli Roth's first movie was a pretty good indie movie, but a bit over the top gore, for my taste, but was a decent starting point for a director. Considering he took that credit, got a bigger budget and used it to make a trite, plot less, gore porno is just offensive to the intelligence of movie goers. This isn't even a movie. All it is is a porno for sociopaths. It's pretty much the movie from the '80s 'Faces of Death,' that was essentially a documentary of what people look like when they're dead and kids would rent it as, like, a dare because it was really gross. Had no plot, was just gore and grossness. There isn't much to say about it since there is no story. It's just, yawn, we've heard it a million times, two college guys go to Europe, do drugs in Amsterdam and find out about this "awesome" place they should go in some screwed up, poor part of Europe that no one would ever go. They show up, and, of course, the girls are always naked and have sex with them. Surprise, everyone is being paid off to bring in young kids so psycho rich guys can torture them...the end. Seriously. That's the plot and the entirety of the story. Of course, once they get all of that story out of the way, they just cut up kids in gross and unthinkable ways. Anyway, I have zero respect for anyone who could possibly enjoy this film. And Eli Roth is a sensationalism hack who plays on people's curiosity to sell tickets. I'm sure his mother is very proud. He probably sells babies on the black market, too.