yucky....

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2006)

umm... boobs and gore. My friends and I rented this, hoping for a really good psychological horror kind of thing... something that would mess with your mind and creep you out for days. Well, what we got was something that probably could be considered mild porn. In fact, the entire first half of the movie seems devoted to naked, busty women. I found myself wondering when the actual plot was going to be set in motion. Then the plot was set in motion, and I kept waiting for some kind of grand finale, some wrapping up of events... something to signal that the movie was over and the last two hours of my life had not been wasted. Alas, my waiting was in vain. There was no tying up of loose ends... maybe I should be glad for that, because as bad as the rest of it was, even a great ending wouldn't have made up for it.
On an up note, the effects were good. The gore, while almost amusingly over-the-top was realistic enough to make me want to vomit. There really isn't any horror involved though, more of it's more of a shock value kind of thing... almost as if the director was saying "hey, lets see how many times I can catch the audience without their faces covered! Just when they think the nasties are over... BAM!"