Cheap piece of crap

Rating: Null/10 (14 May 2006)

Is Tarantino broke or has he become greedy beyond reason? Giving his name (and his name solely) for this disgusting piece of hooey. And i don't mean disgusting as in shocking splatter and gore - i mean disgustingly bad and cheap.
The first half has you thinking "slow build-up, get over it, in time we'll get there". But just when the story finally should start ... it get's real bad! The second half redefines the term "predictable". Every move or minute - you see it coming half an hour before. Except maybe the end because there is none. The story just - stops (which is likely what you hoped for at this time. So, second thought: by the time your intelligence has been utterly insulted, even this kind of none-ending is predictable).
Ironically: the most realistic detail in this film would be that the average(!) girl in Bratislava (been there several times) is in fact a breathtaking beauty. But then again they are quite crafty and they smell a dumb square 10 miles against the wind. By accident *Hostel* got at least that part right. ;-)