Stay Away...

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2006)

MY TAKE: This is simply one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. I haven't actually read many of the user comments, but I am sure that most reinforce my own thoughts. I went to see the movie because my girlfriend told me that it had something to do with Tarantino. It's clear that this is exactly the sort of response that the marketing execs were counting on. However, I was aware of his previous "presentations" of other films. Thus, it was with a degree of caution that I went to this one. Well, even with low expectations, I was amazed by the horrible smut that was peddled as a film. It basically combines the plot of "EuroTrip" with the content of soft core pornography and a little of the newer "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" thrown in at the end for gross out effect.
MY ADVICE: Stay away from this one; it is a true waste of your time despite the deceiving previews. Of course, some people ("Cabin Fever" fans) like it, which is clear from it's average rating on this site. In fact, to my surprise there was actually some applause in the theater at the end of the film (mostly from horny 15 year old guys who somehow got in). If you want proof that the movie polarizes it's audience, look at the distribution for the ratings, most either love it or hate it. I hate it, and according to the stats there is a 17.5% probability that you will too (keep in mind most sane people will never see this movie so that number is quite low). Well, you've been warned.