Pure Trash

Rating: 1/10 (8 January 2006)

As the summary states, this movie is pure trash. I cannot possibly fathom why Tarantino would want to associate himself with this. This movie is a cross between soft-core porn and a horrible 70's horror movie. Its like Eurotrip gone bad. This has to be the worst movie I've seen since Frailty. I love cheesy/tribute slasher/horror films when done correctly, but this movie was painful to watch. It tauts itself as gory w/ torture throughout the film, but that was mild at best. Most scenes were cut a fraction of a second before the acts were actually committed. The gore, itself, when shown looked extremely fake in several cases. And let's just say from a logical standpoint without giving away any spoilers, some people should've gone into shock during certain points of the movie. If you believe this movie is realistic and terribly gory, then you need to go watch The Audition. Fast forward to the end and I guarantee the strongest of stomachs will at least feel a little squeamish. This movie was awful, and the money is better spent on alcohol, a cheap hooker, or the homeless. I highly recommend NOT seeing this movie. It will make you want to kill people.