What the Hell Are These People Thinking

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2006)

There is absolutely no end in sight for the amount of ridicule this film can bring upon itself. The fact that this film was actually given the green light to go into production says a lot about Lions Gate Films and everybody involved in it. Apparently, nobody saw "Cabin Fever" before they let deuchebag Eli Roth spend millions of dollars on this pathetic, unremarkable trip into nothingness. First of all, the script was insanely bad. I read the user review titled "Excellent puke" and wanted to thrust my face into a toilet. How stupid can you possibly be? How much bad taste can one have? There are truly NO twists in this movie. The only plot lines that can be related to each other, really, is the story that wonderful, should-be-nominated-for-best-actor Jay Hernandez recounts to his friend that, later on, more light will be shed on (no more information since it may spoil the film for some risking their hour's pay to go see it.) The acting is horrendous. THe script is terrible. The story is non-existent. The direction is horrible. Enjoy