Don't Waste Your Money

Rating: 2/10 (9 January 2006)

I saw this movie two days ago and I still haven't gotten over it. It is not that the gore that is sticking with me...it is the feeling that I wasted two hours of my life. It is literally like the film-makers just decided: "Hey guys like boobs, guys like violence...jackpot! And let's toss in some murderous ten year olds just for good measure." Honestly, I went to this movie knowing that I would probably not enjoy the graphic violence, but I heard it had a good plot and I decided to give it a try...never again. If you want to save some cash do yourself a favor, watch the first half of American Pie, then switch over to Reservoir Dogs just in time for the torture scene...it'll have the same effect that Hostel had.