Booooooooooooooooooooooooring

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2006)

I'm going to make this quick: Don't believe Hostel's hype. This film will bore you to tears long before it might manage to get a scream. The first half of the film is Eurotrip without the funny, or even the good. Then it turns into a dull, surprisingly violence-light thriller. The film only had about three moments in which I was entertained. At most a rental, if you do a lot of fast forwarding. My girlfriend actually fell asleep during this movie. This movie is all sorts of predictable, uninspired, and dull. If you want to be shocked or disturbed, stay in and watch an episode of CSI or SVU or something. Look elsewhere. This film won't do it for you.