I haven't laughed this hard AT a movie in a LONG time!

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2006)

I thought I would really like this movie and from everything I heard about it I thought I would. I was wrong. Where, oh where, to begin! 1) The main characters are so unlikeable, I was rooting for their death. 2) It was completely predictable (and I'm really bad at predicting movies). 3) Total incompetency on the part of the actors, director and pretty much anyone involved in the movie. 4) The stuff with the kids was just hilarious. 5) The torture scenes were offensive not in their graphic nature but because they looked so fake and the audience is expected to buy it. 6) My girlfriend and I were making joke comments about what the characters would do, AND THEY DID THEM! 7) The goofs page should list "Revealing Mistakes: Too numerous to list here." 8) The first half of the movie is completely irrelevant and is nothing more than a boob fest. When I want breasts, I go to porn, when I want a movie, I watch a movie. Not that I have a problem with nudity in movies, just so long as it has a point; here it just ads to the "what the bleep?" nature of the movie.
I can't believe Quentin Tarantino put his name on this! This is by far one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. I suggest you save your hour and a half. There are so many better things you can do with your time than watch movies like this. I'm writing this so you don't have to make the mistake I did! 1/10