Utter smack

Rating: 1/10 (27 March 2006)

I saw Hostel when I hadn't enough money to do anything else on a recent trip to Edinburgh. I've never been more disappointed with a trip to the cinema. Ever. This film has the worst, most ludicrous attempt at a story line, made all the more painful by the p*ss poor attempt to cover this with excessive nudity and explicit gore. The first 25 minutes or so was like a cheap softcore porno, which ultimately led into a tenuous link whereby people were seduced/abducted and murdered in horrible ways. Good scary movies tend to have a slightly better script than this drivel. This waste of film just went for all out gruesomeness in the place of any logical script. Utter, utter smack. DO NOT GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE.