Honestly? (very SMALL spoiler)

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2006)

I have a pretty morbid sense of humor, so I'm not going to grade this movie based on how funny I thought it was, but as a standalone movie.
The movie had a small amount of potential, but unfortunately it was buried underneath all of the shitty acting, and the completely unrealistic plot. I see this movie reaching out to be very "Old Boy" meets "Ishi the Killer" but it fails miserably.
I thought the death/torture scenes were a bit too hyped up, and I found myself laughing quite a bit.
**HERES THE SMALL SPOILER** Towards the middle-end of the movie, a gorgeous Russian (I think) vacation-lover of the main character lures said main character into an old broken down factory building. How does she do it? She tells him that his missing friends, (obviously something very suspicious is going on at this point the movie) are at an art show. Located in an old FALLING APART factory. It took me a good 46 minutes to believe that the folks that made this movie actually expected the audience to buy into the fact that the main character didn't question the location of the art show at all. This kind of shakiness throughout the entire plot destroys the movie. To top it all off, there are a lot of moments where you say "I KNEW IT!"
Do yourself the favour, don't bother seeing it. If you're really curious, save yourself the $9 or $10 and MAYBE rent it when it comes out on DVD.