Crap crap crap

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2006)

I've never posted on a movie before, I've never felt the need, but I feel like this time, something needs to be said. This movie is absolutely awful. Boring and pointless storyline, severe lack of the suspense and gore the commercials gave the illusion of. I love cheesy movies, Army of Darkness is my favorite ever, but this movie isn't even good enough to be called cheesy. It's basically Eurotrip plus some blood. I know this is cliché, but people shouldn't go see this movie because if we keep giving Hollywood money for not even trying and thinking filling a movie with boobs and occasional blood, they won't have to try. They can make money off crap like this. Everyone's welcome to their opinion, but seriously, with this movie, they didn't even try.