Too Hyped

Rating: 4/10 (31 July 2006)

Finally saw Hostel on DVD last night.
Yes its got T&A. Thanks for the the Eurotrip. Yes its got lots of blood & gore. Achelles tendon my flinch moment. Yes its unrealistic. Japanese girl walking around without an eye, c'mon she'd be unconscious from shock. Yes it was better than Cabin Fever. But I didn't think much of CF. Yes, I'm glad I borrowed the DVD. But Yes, ELI when you make H2, I'll be sure to borrow that DVD too, looking for more gratuitous scenes and overthetop carnage.
I think the 4 Stars is generous for the schlocky entertainment.
If I want horror again, I'll screen SAW I II, at least there's a decent story and a well developed villain.