Mindless Horror. Mindless Being A Key Term Here.

Rating: 6/10 (25 March 2006)

If you're looking for a horror masterpiece, you're gonna be disappointed. The story has so much potential and could have been such a psychological horror right up there with the likes of Saw. But no...
The story revolves around three stoner dudes who go travelling a lot getting stoned and getting laid. They end up in Slovakia where they are set up as guinea pigs for demented people who pay to satisfy their cravings for mutilation and murder.
You can barely understand anything anyone is saying because apart from two of the characters, everyone else has a weird accent. The acting is mediocre. Nudity is rife, although if you're looking for a turn on in this film, you'll be bitterly disappointed - this ain't no porno.
Suspense, Na! Nowhere near as suspenseful as classics like Halloween! But there is quite a bit of gore (not as much as I expected though). All in all I wouldn't recommend this film unless you are just looking for a mindless night in with a mindless horror film.
I give it 5 points because it was an alright effort, and did have a few cringe worthy moments. However it just annoys me that it could have had so much potential...but alas, another big screen let down.
***SPOILER***
One reason to watch this movie is to see this hilarious part. The main dude rescues a Japanese girl (he could've had the easy way out, or rescued her), he rescues her and they go on a huge trek escaping the weird people. And then they get to the train station , they can finally go home free but no... the Japanese girl throws herself into the path of a train. Muahahahahahahahaha!