Much like the 2000 Preidential elections, non-stop Bush and Gore

Rating: 3/10 (18 April 2006)

Eli Roth has, yet again, managed to produce a film throughout which one will wince at the unnecessarily graphic violence, and cringe at the risible plot and script-writing. What Tarantino is doing sullying his good name with this audio-visual garbage is anyone's guess, presumably Roth has some kind of hold over him and forced him to do so. I suspect that in years to come he will be ruing the error of his ways. The other notable cameo is that of Takeshi Miike, whose appearance only serves to remind you how much better he is at pulling off this type of gore-fest than Roth, as can be seen in both "Audition" and "Ichi the Killer".
Having seen "Cabin Fever", another "film" by Roth with essentially the same "plot", I did not enter the cinema with particularly high expectations, and thus I was not surprised when I left the cinema feeling mournful for the sad demise of the last 95 minutes of my life, which would have been more productive - and pleasant - had I spent them watching someone removing their own fingernails with a phillips head screwdriver while singing the first verse of "Wannabe" by the Spicegirls over and over again.
The depth of the characters is comparable to that of the plot and there is apparently little attempt to make one sympathise with them, so the prospect of their potential death merely makes wonder in what gruesome manner they might die, rather than if or how they'll get out alive.
So if you want violence verging on snuff, and nudity verging on pornography - both of which I'm sure are readily available on the internet for free, then this is one for you. If you want a plot and a storyline, my advice is to watch something else.