Poor excuse for blood and boobs

Rating: 2/10 (21 April 2006)

The hype for this movie had me freaking out. The idea that it took forever to get into any gore also had me expecting so much more. First half hour or more is just 3 guys wanting to get laid and succeeding (already WAY out of sense of reality) and then they each just start falling into death's hands. One thing i do have to note on as well is how horrible the music was. They threw in dramatic background music when the guys entered a town off of getting of a harmless train ride...it had no suspense, no conquer, no nothing and the music portrayed it as a journey of prosperity or something. So onto when the movie actually gets to what you see it for. The gore was more so laughable than anything. The way they had to cut from shot to shot during some of the things (such as gun shot, then the head exploding...or at the end with woman jumps in front of train and you can see very well that it's a green screen shot..then it cuts shot to women getting splattered by blood and looks horrible, quickly shooting out of it) just...none of the bloody scenes looked real at all. The only thing that i can say that would have really made this movie "scary" is if they didn't show anything at all. Knowing what was happening but not really seeing it (like they did at the beginning of the movie with a power drill being shoved into the guy's leg) was more intense than anything else. I can't say anything good about this movie and wouldn't suggest to anyone that they should see it.