A great example on a piece of crap

Rating: 3/10 (30 May 2006)

This movie is just another one of those "movies". What I mean by that is the stupid teen comedies where boys are craving for boobs and sex. Hostel is just about the same of Eurotrip, except it has horror in it. The horror I see in this movie is nothing. There is basically no plot to it at all! I mean, we don't even give a sh** if the guys die because you seriously know nothing about it besides their sex cravings. The first entire half was this one word: sex, sex, and MORE SEX. Actually, make that boobs. This is more like a porn movie instead. Come on, Oli is ****ing some broad in her ass in a club, then some sex house in Amsterdam or whatever! It's either Eli Roth is just a retard who's obsessed with sex and has nothing better to do or he's too stupid to direct any movie at all. Shockingly, even Cabin Fever was much better than this.
Now, I can't blame everything in this movie. The setting and props were amazing and very eye-catching. Rusted chairs and torture instruments were set out pretty good. All that vomit gave you an extra touch of disgust. What disgusted me was when Josh's ankle was cut off in order for him to "escape". It showed really good detail and realism. One last thing that amazed me only for a few seconds was the suicide of Kana. The expressions after seeing her gruesome face showed how much sorrow she felt.
The thing is, there was nothing in this movie that made your mouths open wide and leave with shock. Just obvious conclusions and a thought of "THIS WAS A PIECE OF SH**!" I best off say, don't rent this movie. Especially if you don't like torture and violence. The torture wasn't that heavy, but if you haven't noticed all of it was basically shown on Yahoo. If you have high expectations for this movie, like I did beforehand, then watch it. Just be prepared to see lots of boobs and moaning. And yes, lots of rust and blood too.