Boobs, butts, blood, and eye-juice

Rating: 2/10 (15 May 2006)

I rented this movie and hoped for buckets upon buckets of blood and meaty chunks. What I got was a mix of soft-core porn and a faces of death tape. Both are good on their own but turns into one god-awful soup.
THIS IS WHERE THE MASSIVE SPOILERS START!!!!! I WILL RUIN THE WHOLE CRAPPY MOVIE!!!!! OK the beginning of the movie is Eurotrip with out the cheap laughs. Three friends are backpacking through Amsterdam in the pursuit of pot and girls. After just enough breasts to weird out your mother, the three buddies are tipped off by a Amsterdam pimp about the wonderful girls of a small country. At this point of the movie I actually realized I was tired of looking at boobs. They take a train and get to personal with a businessman, again Eurotrip sans comedy. They arrive at the hostel and hook-up with some girls that slip them some pills. Can you guess who gets screwed in this deal? OK lets just skip to the gore. Remember that businessman? He is owns a murder-for-money business or as I call it Pay n' Slay. Forget about the other two and focus on Paxton and his astonishing ability to halt massive blood loss. He gets a few fingers chain sawed of before the customer slips on the blood and chainsaws him self. Eventually Paxton find a change of clothes and somehow the massive blood loss cost by loosing fingers is stopped. From this point on I was begging for him to die from the blood loss. He is about to escape but has to rescue some Asian girl who gets her eye removed via blowtorch. They escape in a car chase but before getting on a train she jumps in front of is. While on the train Paxman hear the businessman. He follows him into a bathroom and cuts of his fingers and drowns him in a toilet. The End END OF SPOILERS AND CRAPPY MOVIE!!!!!
So in the end-result this is just a horny bloody over-hyped journey into boobs and blood in that order. If you have to see it, please, just rent it.