No spoilers here, just the truth

Rating: 1/10 (8 January 2006)

This movie is possibly the worst excuse for horror that i have come across in a very long time. Granted, I have avoided nonsense like House of the Dead, but really... Don't waste your time, this movie is awful. The first part is Eurotrip without any humor and the second part is gory, but nothing too rough and pretty dull. Leaving the theater i just hung my head in shame. I am pretty sure all the positive reviews of this movie are part of a conspiracy to trick unsuspecting movie patrons into wasting their time and money on a ridiculous, plot less, pointless joke of a "horror movie". Also, **** YOU Tarantino YOU LITTLE ********, i have no respect for you anymore.