You have to be kidding' me

Rating: 1/10 (5 March 2006)

I am sorry Eli Roth, but man this was such a shitty movie. First of all what was the soft porn about? The first 45 min or even hour was so useless. I mean, does that improve the movie to let some B-actors look for sex in different countries??? And then the "horror" started...what a disappointment...Just watch some Japanese movies and you'll get the same torture scenes, so what? Now all of a sudden "Hostel" is "the scariest movie of the past decade" ??? Are you kidding' me??? Anyway, two days before I saw this movie, I'd seen "The Descent" and I have to say that that movie is so much scarier and better acted that this one! Maybe Eli Roth should have left out the soft porn part and should have made the movie have a way darker feeling to it than it had now. Maybe then it would have been OK...who knows...