worst...movie...EVER!

Rating: 1/10 (3 May 2006)

This movie doesn't even count as horror. it's a porn film for murder fetishists. The ideas in the movie come out in maybe one scene, and it gets buried under mounds and mounds of gore. Someone managed to take a dying genre and try to revitalize it by removing any semblance of real plot and reaching right for the saw blades. The result makes you yearn for repeat viewings of Jason X. I refuse to even call this a film, and it has as much artistic quality as Girls Gone Wild volume 3. I imagine Eli Roth took a trip to the Holocaust museum and his first thought was "hey! this would make a great movie! if I slip in enough tits and gore, no one will notice that my characters are nothing but puppets that exist to be chopped up by maniacs! Brilliant!