If anybody did pass out while screening this . . .

Rating: 3/10 (6 January 2006)

. . . it's because they fell asleep and because they were tired of trying to keep their eyes open.
I have been on pins and needles waiting for this movie to hit the big screen and I just returned from the theater feeling like someone slapped me in the face. It's as if Quentin Tarantino(One of my favorite cinema shock masters in the U.S.) got paid off to put his name on this slop. Any average schmuck in this world could have sat down and written this script in a couple of days. If you're looking for plot twists and turns that will leave your buttocks welded to the seat, then save your money and wait for another opportunity. Tons of things could have been added to this movie to give it some spunk. Music adds to the mood and amplifies scenes; apparently whoever composed the score for the film was preoccupied by watching Survivor or something and missed out on possibly adding something to dramatically pull this out of the mud.
The acting was decent, but it was hard to connect with the characters due to the mind numbing plot. The first half of the film was almost pointless and left you on the edge of your seat yearning for any sort of entertainment. When the gore and the plot twist finally comes, you're already exhausted from the boring foreplay.
The gory aspect of the film didn't even come close to the huge rants and raves it received. If you want to spend $7 to see lots of boobs and a couple of bloody scenes, I say more power to you.