Mindless Waste of Time

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2006)

Hostel is a Twilight Zone for slackers with a limited vocabulary and an even more limited imagination.
What Hostel lacks in plot, continuity, cohesiveness, and interest, it more than makes up for in boring gore and mind-numbing mayhem.
Hostel is what happens when you have a bad idea, terrible acting, and an even worse story line.
Next time, Quint, send me half the money wasted on Hostel, and I'll make a home video that is just as good--actually, better--than this poor excuse for a horror film.
I was more interested in the porno one of the henchmen was watching than I was in what was happening in the torture room!