A movie can only be predictable if it has a plot to predict

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2004)

Like my summary says, this movie can't even be called predictable, as it needs a plot in order for that to happen. Any faint hope of conflict was either wiped away within 5 minutes, or danced away. When entering this movie, I thought that it was centering around the main character getting her big break in music video dancing, however when she reached that goal within the first 30 minutes, it seemed the movie just draaaaaagged on for the next hour, with the odd interruption of an exciting dance sequence. When we finally see a good conflict, it turned out to be simply the end of the movie, and not a good conflict at all. So in total, you start the movie, see a faint glimmer of a plot, have that glimmer die within 20 minutes, watch an hour long music video, then have it end. How great.