Jessica Alba so Freakin' Hot, but the Movie Sucks

Rating: 1/10 (23 November 2007)

Hehehehe, of all the movies to watch on vacation I watched this one. Tsk, tsk, unquestionably awful. Stupid doesn't even begin to describe this movie. The dialogue, the acting, everything was just absolutely abysmal. The dancing is good, but cmon I don't pay $3 to rent a movie to see some interesting hip-hop moves. The plot is so contrived, none of the characters are believable and the only funny part is when this one biatch gets her hair extensions ripped out by a sassy soul sistah. That had me peeing my pants laughing practically. The only reason it earns 1 star from me is because Jessica Alba is dancing around in tight clothing. What can I say? The girl has a rockin' body. Grade: D-