Don't make me laugh!

Rating: Null/10 (7 February 1999)

My lair is filled with booby traps. Nobody has ever survived the potato minefield. Unfortunately, one of my minions was decapitated trying to bring me this film. I watched it while wondering how they could classify it as comedy. The worst thing about it is that it is identical to the original. This is because the original was equally rubbish. And also, I believe that Macaulay Culkin has all the acting techniques of a half-eaten parsnip. Pesci is the only member of the cast that makes this film worth seeing. But he should still be cooked in a trouser-press for this. Well, now I must return to planning the destruction of Sidcup Cinema...