Stupid Cupid!

Rating: 2/10 (22 April 2007)

As if the Fresh Prince playing cupid wasn't stupid enough, this self-proclaimed "cure for the common man" spews out the most inane bits of "wisdom": Look her in the eyes! Hear what she isn't saying! Focus! Focus! FOCUS! I lost it when we learn what led Sugar Bear to become Tony Robbins. Uh, when a guy gets screwed over like that, he doesn't turn into Cyrano de Bergerac, he turns into the Marquis de Sade! I never bought that Stupid Cupid could get the hots for that ball-busting bitch (but seeing whom Mrs. Fresh Prince is, I digress). I thought it'd make more sense for Stupid Cupid to hook Porky up with Ball-Busting Bitch while he tried to score with Paris Hilton.
Starz -- if you want my $12 per month, you gotta do A LOT better than this!