come on, seriously.

Rating: 1/10 (3 February 2005)

Contrived. Trite. Awful. If the exposition that they stuff down your throat wasn't bad enough, there's this jazz-a$$ed Kenny G music that pops up during the "moments" that makes a bad movie even worse. It's a total waste of Will Smith. And a tragic waste of Kevin James. both guys are funny, but jeez, not in this. This isn't good for anyone. If you take a date to this movie, i hope your date doesn't judge you for it.
They started off with a good enough plot device, but then they muck it up with Smith's overacting, which can be traced to Any Tennant's horrible direction. Tennant's best work was an episode of Sliders. Oh, and an Olsen twins movie. This guy is hot.
I'm also pretty sure the movie was set up like "Chinatown" because it seems to have about 5 acts. It never ends. You think it's over, and then there's 20 more minutes. And the dialog sounds like Will Smith is reading from a Hallmark card. "Love is like jumping out of an airplane, you never know when you're going to land on..." it's total and utter crud.