No Pitch for Stitch

Rating: 2/10 (23 December 2005)

You know the old story. So and so can help anyone except himself. We find it again in Hitch, a silly movie about basically silly characters.
The best scene of this poor film is probably at Ellis Island.
Will Smith is certainly no Dear Abby. His help almost backfires on him.
The character Allegra, to me, was deadpan. With that name, she would be more needed to clear up my allergic reaction to this film.
I love the way that characters, who supposedly can't dance, can dance up a storm, especially when they're playing fat nerdy type individuals. Even the psychiatrist character in the film needs help. I still can't figure out her brief over-the-top hysterical outburst. Maybe, the film would have better been served with a Barbra Streisand like rendition of "People needing people." This film, for sure, needs a complete makeover. *.