whats the quote that hitch says it like never lie cheat steal or drink

Rating: Null/10 (20 February 2005)

when Eva came to hitch's house at like 8 she was all mad and started acting all weird and stuff. n then later she saw the Spanish wine and asked him what they should make a toast to .. hitch said never lie cheat steal or drink .. but lie in the the arms u love???? n if u cheat anything cheat death .. ??? what was the whole quote he mad for the toast??? after She started bringing up his profession but hitch said he didn't do interviews.. and then she started throwing broccoli at him n he started throwing lettuce at her and then she left.. what was the whole toast he made?? please help us we need the quotes as soon as possible.