Easily the worst movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (19 November 2001)

High Fidelity is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. It's as if "A Night at the Roxbury" and "Dick" were to copulate and have one hideous, deformed movie-child... that child would be High Fidelity. Not only does the movie have no redeeming value, but I can't even see what redeeming value it's SUPPOSED to have. Apparently it was supposed to be a dramatic, romantic comedy, but I can't think of a single moment during the movie at which I felt any emotion other than an outpouring of suicidal rage. There was no comedy whatsoever (unless gratuitous use of "F***" counts as comedy), no romance whatsoever (unless talking about people you had sex with counts as romance), and no drama whatsoever (unless you count the precious seconds until the movie is over). Avoid this movie like the plague. In fact, if you have the choice, choose the plague -- I wish I could say that I am exaggerating, but High Fidelity has taken 113 minutes of my life away that could have been used to drown myself in a bathtub so as to never be forced to endure such a horrible, traumatic film.