Oh, please gag me!

Rating: 1/10 (21 February 2001)

I think everyone has been brainwashed by the idiotic movie critics. This movie stank. It stunk. It *sucked*. I couldn't believe I wasted eight dollars to watch a 35-year-old whine about his own immaturity. You know what? I can walk into any Starbucks cafe and hear that for free. It wasn't funny, unless you consider crying over your own spilt milk a funny thing. Thanks for nothing, movie critics. Next time I'll listen to my own intuition and avoid anything you say is "great."