I am not partial to martial

Rating: 1/10 (13 October 2004)

This is martial arts wallpaper from Argos, filmed in shampoo advert cinematography. It has a puppeteers plot and Topshop costume. Football club style fight scenes and B list soap opera stars. I am afraid to say this is utter pap. Luckily it was orange Wednesday so my ticket was free. There was no texture or believabilty about it. The tone was just somehow wrong too and well just unconvincing. Two of my companions fell asleep as well. Are we really sharing culture with films like this?. Give me Spring summer autumn winter spring. Now there's a beautiful movie that personifies something moving subtle and tangible about big themes.