B-O-R-I-N-G

Rating: 2/10 (29 August 2004)

This is the first (and hopefully only) time I have EVER fallen asleep in a theater. Not only that, but the only thing that woke me up (dead serious, folks) was the person behind me SNORING.
Overdone cinematography and a general sense of self-righteousness engulfs this dog of a flick. Don't see it on a dare. The plot was predictable, the acting was bad (even while dubbed), and the effects ellicited more laughs than anything else.
2 out of 10, and that's only because my wife is convinced it might have a deeper meaning. Quite possibly the single worst film ever put to film (and this includes Dude, Where's My Car?)