Hereditary Bordness

Rating: 3/10 (20 June 2018)

SPOILERS? No spoilers because there is nothing to spoil, the film is just plain bad.
SLOW? I have seen snails move across my garden lawn quicker!
SCARY? I've seen more frightening epsisodes of Scooby Doo!
SUMMARY? The film itself is a non starter and survives on scenes that are weird rather than scary or unsettling.
I get that it is supposed to be a slow burn horror building tension as it goes along but you need to build towards something, a holy crap ending!!! all you get here is a WTF ending???
For the half dozen people who walked out of the cinema when I watched it let me assure you that was the right decision, there is no pay off for sticking with it!
I never fall asleep at the movies but both myself and my girlfriend were so bored we were fighting off the Z's.
To see this movie done right watch the old classic Rosemary's Baby (1968) or if you want a similar more modern type movie watch the Ritual (2017)