Incredibly boring, dull, monotonous, no fear or terror or horror at all, just boredom

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2019)

If you do like me and read some 'big' critics before embarking on a film, you can end up reading things like this:
"a sensationally scary debut feature by Ari Aster, is unhappy in ways that Tolstoy could never have dreamed", or
"this horror flick can be so shocking and dismaying, so genuinely upsetting in spasms and spurts, yet at the same time so madly entertaining"
Do not be fooled fellow imdbians, with more than two full hours, this film has you yawning for more than 60 full minutes before something happens.
You will not know how to seat yourself trying to watch this horribly monotonous and tedious film.
Escape from it like the plague, you have been warned.