The stupid....it BOOMS!

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2013)

I have never had the urge to write a review. But this stupid fkng movie pushed me to my limits. There is nothing positive to say about this "movie". I just finished wasting approx. an hour and forty minutes of my life, I am frustrated and completely annoyed. I felt brain cells withering away with each passing minute. I was literally talking to myself and asking myself "why this was happening". "Why this movie even existed" and how much hatred i was building up inside me towards the familiar faces involved in this pile of steamy pig feces on a hot sunny day. Kevin James, Adam Sandler and the rest of that lot need to just stop. We get it....
This movie is an insult to the sport of MMA and its athletes. It is an insult to your intelligence and the genre of COMEDY. This steamy pile of cliché ridden clichés wrapped in crispy cliché strips and dipped in cliché sauce was supposed to be a comedy i believe, (not quite sure to be honest) because of how irritated i am just having suffered through this. It was so cringe-worthy that i am genuinely embarrassed for some of the faces that make random pointless appearances that i normally have some respect for. If you are a fan of MMA, Stay the hell away from this mind numbing, torture chamber disguised as a movie.
Am i being melodramatic enough for you? Good. For your own sake, stay away from this, especially if you are looking for a feel good "comedy", or are a fan of the sport as I've stated over and over again. Im just ranting at this point but it is well deserved. I had to release some of my frustrations somehow. I hope my review will save at least one person from suffering a concussion by sitting through this god-awful unfunny movie. Kevin James is just embarrassing himself at this point (similar to his buddy Sandler). These guys put out sh** movie after sh** movie and they only seem to be getting worse with each one. Luckily for me, I was never a fan of either.
Let me end off by stating that I in no way paid a dime to waste my hour and forty minutes. I downloaded it and felt guilty for the bandwidth I used for this sh**. I am convinced all the 10 star reviews are given by hired goons working for the studios themselves. I want to give the majority of our species more credit than this. I really do. -End rant.