What the $&%k did I just watch?

Rating: 1/10 (13 February 2014)

You have got to be kidding me! IMDb is fixed! This site is paid by Hollywood to bump up the scores. I don't even know where to begin. What a boring dumb stupid idiotic movie. I would of rather went to a gay bar for 2 hours than sit through this crap again and I'm straight! Reviewers on here said "a wonderful entertaining movie for kids of any age????" Now after reading that I know people are paid to write reviews. Staring at Phoenix' face up close all movie was enough to make you cringe! And hearing a computer have simulated sex with a loser wanted me to hurl up my $30 dinner. Oh and the movie screen going black in the theater for 2 mins while they had fake "e" sex? I felt uncomfortable and so did many other moviegoers. I saw at least 8 people leave and not return. How can anyone say this was a masterpiece love story? Any of you idiots that say this must be like the boring loser in the film. Academy award? Another fixed movie like gravity was. No wonder I don't go to the movies any more more than 4x a year. I'm sick of making actors and directors rich over movies that aren't worth paying $1 at red box. A complete bore, & waste of your time. Your chick will dump you if you rent this!! Don't say I didn't warn ya. Do yourself a favor and rent a movie from 20 plus years ago like war games or even logans run over this c#%p. Read the reviews giving a 1. Those are the honest people on here. 10 out of 10 MY @SS!!!!!