Phone sex app babysits self-pitying flabby adult male. The End.

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2016)

Really. That IS the whole story.
And it won the most important award.
There is something really sick about this whole charade.
I would like to stop here but I'm obliged to fill in spaces.
Hmmm. What else.
Her should be retitled His (highly important little boring sausage).
Lead guy is a 1D character. Body age is 50. Mental age is 15 going 70.
Ex-wife is a 3D character. Body age is 25. Mental age is 2500.
But audience, focus on the 1D character. And his phone sex app. Listen to her plastic breathy prompting voice. Because what is invisible is more interesting, what is tiny is super big, what is self-indulgent is uber-sexy, what is boring is supposed to be OMG SO fascinating.
Respect the 1D rapidly-aging adult baby male. And understand him. Stroke him. Pity him. Leave him alone. Give him instant fixes. And change his diapers too.
The whole HollyDaddyWood Self-Congratulatory Reality-denying Mediocrity-elevating Viagra-Industria Complex will soon implode, I hope.
This kind of daylight giant BS pretending to be art can't possibly be sustainable. It's the death of entertainment and art.