ROMantic COMputer

Rating: 10/10 (3 July 2014)

A strange film were that emperor geezer from Gladiator gets a groucho marx mask stuck to his face.
To make matters worse he is trapped living in Hipsterville city centre. The inhabitants of which only seem to be able to communicate in a super polite Canadian manner about their feelings.
To avoid talking to these solid gold twits he forms a romantic bond with his operating system with sultry voice, like a really good voice on those telephone lines, which still is super hot even though you know she's probably a fat scruffy Sandra in reality.
Despite this sounding like car crash of a plot it's bizarrely heart- warming, thought provoking.
I guess the main thing I learned from this film and want to share is to be more careful, it's quite painful if you get you pubes stuck in the disk drive.