worst movie i've sat through since Lost in Translation

Rating: 3/10 (28 January 2014)

It's not often a movie annoys me enough to write a negative review. Firstly, there is nowhere near enough plot for more than a short. It's a vaguely interesting idea with a decent cast, that totally fails to develop. I kept watching to see if there could be some interesting twist, i'd heard positive reviews - nope. Theodore Twombly? This is a joke surely. Was interested to read the director was married to S. Coppola, because her movies are equally full of hipster quasi-psych pseudo-intellectual drivel that inexplicably gets critics gushing. Complete waste of S.J's "talent" here. 3 stars for Pheonix's blue eyes and moustache. Hilariously bad - actually this could make a decent cult or MSt3k movie if there was more happening to talk about.