Incredibly good? Incredibly boring.

Rating: 2/10 (27 March 2015)

There are some good things about this film, the production design was on point, the costumes, the direction, and the concept itself were all really great, but those things don't carry the film through it's entire runtime.
By the final act it begins to dawn on the viewer that the narrative is literally going nowhere and nothing of any consequence is going to happen. For the first half I kept expecting some twist, some injection of drama, some actual narrative events, but none ever occur. If the setting weren't 'the future' and one of the protagonists weren't 'a computer' then it would be the most boring, uneventful rom-com of all time.
We are subjected to wave after wave of inane romantic chit chat that maybe a 12 year old girl with braces and a keeper-trapper might find profound and 'grown up' sounding. And we have to hear it drudgingly stumble from the face hole of the most boring, lifeless, mono-toned motherf*er this side of the 20th century.
I honestly fear the kind of people who find this kind of wafer-thin material profound, and that this film stands with a rating of 8/10 right now is about as depressing as this films absurdly boring vision of the future.