It did not wake me up from inside.

Rating: 3/10 (3 September 2015)

If you wanted to watch a film comprised of close ups of Joaquin Phoenix's face, then this is the film for you! (Him lying in bed and walking along and also PRECIOUSLY tripping over himself). If, however, you wanted a story to wake you up "from inside" this will not suffice. With plenty of mutual masturbation and talking to nobody, this is the story of loneliness. It is a miserable and bleak film with the only highlight being when Theo was told to tell some woman that he was strangling her with a dead GoD DAMN cat. However there was not ONE cat in the entire film. Theodore breaks our heart with his pathetic little life, lack of cats and lies, lies, LIES. Could have been easily improved with the actual strangulation of said woman with said cat. That is all folks. Thanks for reading.