Her ku$un eti yenmez

Rating: 3/10 (5 February 2019)

"Her" ku$un eti yenmez, in Turkish means: "Not every bird is edible." which means "There are certain tasks you can't accomplish, there are certain people that you can't bend against their will, etc."
In this movie we see loner Joaquin begging sympathy from auidience, much like "Lars and the Real Girl" and equally disturbing.
The story is about a manchild who can't process separation anxiety. Then he masturbates to a computer, then tells people around him he dates a robot, just like in my Japanese mangaku and animu. And you sit there watch this manchild trying to contemplate life with utter boredom and distraction. There are real people like this playing visual novels, falling in love with certain Japanese animated media.
My automatic bad film gauge says: "How many times you got distracted from the badness of movie? How many times you checked your watch, what time is it is, how many minutes until it's end, etc." This is one bad movie.