Spoilers Freaking Everywhere!

Rating: 9/10 (23 February 2014)

1. Pants 2. Siri can read 80 million books a second but can't predict the lawsuits from the people who paid to have the letters written? 3. Safety pin 4. Red, orange and pink. 5. Aren't elevators faster in the future? 6. When is LA building the subway to the beach? 7. Pants. 8. Scarlett's Johansen looks foxy in this film. 9. Making my OS face. 10. Pants.
How come this has to be ten lines? IMDb is racist against Haikus.
Is this good enough?
Pants pants pants.
Good Lord Jesus what does it take to make you people happy?