Not even "arguably" the WORST movie of 2014! Hands down worst! Oscar nominations? Seriously?

Rating: 1/10 (30 January 2014)

How much cash do you have to pay to get such a dog nominated for an Oscar?
DULL, DRONING, BORING, RIDICULOUS, WHINEY, slit your wrists waste of time and money! I've never ever felt this way about any film, but I cannot stress it enough about this one! RUN AWAY! By the end of enduring this loss of valuable living time, I was hoping at least Joaquin Pheonix would leap off the building! That would have been the only possible way this movie was worth $8, even on a matinée day! The only thing, and I mean ONLY THING that kept me from walking out was Scarlett Johansson's sexy, cute, cracking voice! There is only way to properly characterize Pheonix's portrayal of this character, and it was stated about him best by the little droid in the silly video game he kept finger walking through.... Pussy, Pussy, Pussy! If your woman makes you endure this, make sure you get the large refillable popcorn and the extra large Hemlock Cocktail!