Even Worse than #1

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2008)

Yes, smellier, stickier, and it will clog your toilet.
I don't understand what people see in this. Even fans of the comic seem to think its lost all its cleverness and significance. Ron Perlman has become an absolute lock for predicting a movie will be horrible. Equaled only by the director Del Toro. I'm not sure about the want-to-be EMO chick who steals the whole fire-superhero bit, but I wouldn't trust any film she appears in from now on.
This can basically be summarized as Hellboy tries to become part of the Lord of the Rings. Unoriginal and more deserving of an MPAA lawsuit than somebody who downloads crap like this. The FX are a lot like the money spent on the Iraq war. Impressive in the amount spent, but utterly useless because the story is such a huge dump.
What you should do: write the film corporation and demand your money back for a defective waste of time.