One of the worst movies I've seen, total trash.

Rating: 1/10 (18 July 2008)

The last movie I saw, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, nearly made me comment on it, then I decided not to. But I'm not letting this one slide. Makes one really wonder how some "directors" get the funding and presumably good actors and still manage to screw it up, whereas more talented newcomers create masterpieces with next to nothing. Seriously, the actors must be just in for the money. They can't need the money that badly, can they? Actors like these would most likely even sell their mothers if the price is right. But I'm digressing. This movie is bad in every regard, except maybe for the CGI. The humor of this movie is infantile at best, appealing only to toddlers, who also wrote the dialogs, as it would seem. The make-up for the elfs looks definitely like a mix of Stargate Wraith, Vampire, Zombie and possibly some other undead. Unfortunately, the only one warranting a mask isn't wearing any. Speaking of Selma Blair and her utterly pathetic acting - I find one scene particularly amusing, the one where she's acting like a schoolgirl on LSD while taking a pregnancy test. I think we all know that she is well beyond the age of showing such displays of exhilaration. In conclusion: avoid this piece of s**t at all costs, don't waste your time, money, sanity or even bandwidth. And don't buy the (hopefully never to be released) DVD to show it to your friends or family - unless you really, really, really hate their guts.