Im sorry, you say this is a film?

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2009)

OK, let me start off by asking... Can i have those few hours of my life back please? I wasn't all that fussed when this film came out at the cinemas so after 5 years of not being bothered and someone i know hounding me to watch it, i decided to go against my better judgement and borrow it. Terrible mistake. In all fairness the opening to the film was good and i thought to myself 'i may have been wrong' but it was all downhill from there. We're just thrown right into the middle of a story. Nothing is explained about the relationship between Hellboy and Liz, or at least it isn't explained very well. There was a pointless thing between Liz and Myers (seriously what was the point of it?) and finally whats with the fish thing?
Lets move on the the acting. There was none basically. The Script horrific to say the best, very cheap humour, a VERY cheesy love scene at the end which made me want to throw up. Horrendous in every way possible.
The one star i have given this film is for actually making it to the cinema because how it did is beyond me. One of the worse films i have seen since Spider-man 3 (and we all know how good Spider-man 3 is).
It's very rare that i don't enjoy a sci-fi action movie and it's even rarer that i tell people to avoid seeing a film but unfortunately this is the case, so... Do NOT watch this film, i wouldn't waste a penny on it!!!!!