terrible...

Rating: 3/10 (2 September 2004)

I'm not even going to waste time posting what was wrong with it, since they'd be spoilers. Basically it's just a bunch of running around and smashing things with these dog type "hellhounds" with really long tongues. It makes no sense even in it's own universe: people jump through the same closing door twice, come back to life even after the orchestra has played their song, it's never explained if this one guy is alive or a machine or a puppet or what... I think they missed the balance between cocky and funny and just obnoxious. Every time something bad happens (often), some character has to say, "Bummer" or the equivalent. This is what happens when frat boys write your scripts. Shoulda done Blade Trinity.