Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (13 April 2004)

I can't describe how much this movie ticks me off. One thing
that ticks me off the most are the HORRIBLE one-liners. I haven't heard this many bad one-liners since Jack Frost (not the one with Michael Keaton). Another thing that angers my blood is the final monster at the end. They could have done a better job and not have used Sin from Final Fantasy X. Are we really supposed to believe that a giant squid looking creature is going to reign the apocalypse down on us and bring death and destruction to Earth? I am baffled at how this movie is a success. Movies now have to focus on special effects to get the point across instead of good writing. If you want to see a good movie, go rent The Shawshank Redemption, no special effects, great acting, great ending. That's all for my ranting, but if I can give anyone advice this year it is this: Don't see Hellboy, save your money and gas.