Boy, it's Hell

Rating: Null/10 (13 April 2004)

I was expecting something entertaining if not exciting and boy, was I disappointed on both scores. Hellboy was little more than a lot of noise in the dark. Thank God we can always drag Nazis from the Old Mel Brooks trunk - they're good for a laugh. Hellboy's hand is made of stone? Hunnh, you sure fooled me. The only thing I found interesting is that now technology allows us to do virtually anything, and we come up so short in the imagination department. I take that back. Technology allowed them to drain every ounce of excitement, character development and goshwow from every frame of this thing.