"My kittens, somebody save my kittens!" Ugh.

Rating: Null/10 (9 August 2004)

I really just want to say that Hellboy is a bad, bad movie, but I'm forced to write ten lines of enlightening prose. So, here goes: Hellboy is a bad, bad movie, and anyone who tells you otherwise has no taste in films or knows anything about screen writing!
I was pleased to see Ron Perlman in the lead role, but was very disappointed in his portrayal of Hellboy. It's not all his fault, however, since he's just acting out the awful dialogue that was written for him. And what's with the cat fetish? They never did quite explain that one, did they?
I'm just sorry I paid $3.00 to rent this piece of junk.