cheesy jokes!

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2004)

The little jokes they have here and there are very uncomfortable,, not because of its content but because it just.. doesn't go with the movie.... do you agree? " He shaves his horn to fit in"??? "You don't light a cigar that way.. you use a match to reserve its flavor"? Well the last one wasn't really a joke, but it was still very very cheesy...
Also, Hellboy and his "father"'s relationship is very vague. So is his relationship with Selma Blair. Furthermore, what exactly is the role of John Myers in this movie? I mean, the professor in the beginning mentioned that there is a reason he picked John, but there is no hint whatsoever in the whole movie the significance of John Myers. Overall, the movie does not give you too many of the VERY VERY IMPORTANT DETAILS. It confused me a lot,, giving me no choice but to say it is below-average movie.