Bad Movie

Rating: 1/10 (23 January 2007)

This was a bad movie. James bond movies suck, and this was a crappy rip-off. I'd rather have someone pour hot oil on me while making me watch van Helsing than watch this movie again. Whoever produced this movie was and is a huge nerd, and the not the bill gates, so rich that he can pay for love kind of nerd. But rather the kind of nerd that thinks a movie about a big red monster guy with a soft spot for kittens is a good idea. And who rips off the alien from Men in Black, seriously. In space no one can hear you scream, and the same goes for any theater that ever showed hellboy, the whole tree falling in the woods with no one around to hear it. This movie was also a danger to society, because it gives rapists 80 minutes in which to do their worst without ANY witnesses.