Crap

Rating: Null/10 (20 April 2004)

I don't understand why everyone loves this movie so much, what was to love about it? Everything was cliche, and what's worse it was comic book cliche, none of the characters in this film, although taken from a comic book, are original ideas. You have the Pyro girl which can be taken from The Human Torch, Hellboy, which is like a mix of Nightcrawler, Thing, and The Punisher, and the little water guy a mix of Namor and Prof. X. The dialogue was nothing but cheesy one liners, you couldn't care for any of the characters because one, Hellboy doesn't look like someone you can care for and Pyro girl is just a cry baby. It never really further develops any of the characters and its got a nazi for one of the head bad guys, come on, this is 2004, surely we can come up with something better than a nazi, maybe some 6'6" guy on a dialysis machine or something.