Don't waste your money

Rating: 1/10 (7 April 2004)

I went into this movie not expecting very much. Well, I didn't get very much. There were maybe thirty people in the theatre when I saw it and half of them walked out within an hour. The dialogue was laughably bad, every time someone made a joke it fell completely flat. Every time someone attempted to be serious it was hilarious.
Besides the cringe-worthy script, the acting was pretty mediocre. Selma Blair was fine, but Rupert Evans (as John Myers) and Karel Roden (as Grigori Rasputin) were pretty bad. I'm not going to go into pointless plot summary because you can find that everywhere, so I'll just say don't waste $9.00 on this movie!