A review where I say only good things about Heat instead of something mean or hatefull

Rating: 2/10 (5 September 2013)

I believe Heat must have been the concoction of some childlike-emperor of a movie producer. His vision, the sad delusion of having two of Hollywood's biggest tough guys square off against each other, Pacino versus De Niro, although neither tough guy is over 5'8". Val Kilmer wears a ridiculous wig, or maybe its his real hair, which would be much worse. Some fool cast Tom Sizemore to appear in this movie. Heat features talented actresses ( Venora, Judd, Brenneman ) but the movie asks of these ladies to be part of the scenery- I can only assume this is because having good roles for the women in this movie would spoil Heat's chickensh*t macho fantasy. Its like this movie was written by a twelve year old boy, who wrote the the script with burned food rather than ink. Great job Michael Mann.