Nothing but a High Tech Stephen Bochco movie

Rating: Null/10 (10 October 2004)

Sorry, this movie is laughable. Yeah, Pacino and Deniro are in it, and there are a lot of cool shootemup scenes in it, but the whole thing is so damn serious and so damn intense. Deniro is Capt. Furillo from "Hill Street Blues," never smiling, and Pacino is a wise cracking obsessive Hill or Renko because he's seen it all. And then that death scene is something straight out of "MASH." For a moment, I thought that dude was going to tell Deniro, "I heard the bullet."
What a tear jerker!
And what is the deal with Val Kilmer and Ashley Judd???? What a couple! Ashley's character sure can pick 'em!
Oh yeah, and that "classic scene" between Deniro and Pacino in the diner. Talking about "taking down scores." How cheesy is that?
So damn intense and tough.
Sorry, there isn't one character in this movie that I give a rat's ass about.
If "Mystery Science Theater 3000" were still around, I'd be dying to see what they'd do to this turkey!
Totally limp!