I know bad when I see it ...........

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2013)

This bloated abomination is a total mess. It leaves so many loose ends throughout it's unbearable three hours running time, and then tries tying everything together with an unending climax. All the characters portrayed are either shallow, stupid, or unlikable. It makes it so much more pleasant for the viewer if you have at least one person you give a damn about. "Heat" is a total train wreck as it tries to intertwine a caper film with "Lifetime Channel" touchy feely moments to the detriment of both. My suggestion, if for some unknown reason you are tempted by the star studded cast to watch this, be prepared to live with the fast forward button. Otherwise there goes three hours up in smoke. - MERK