I wet myself so I wouldn't have to miss any of it!

Rating: 10/10 (8 September 2003)

Okay . . . so I voted 10 out of 10, but don't think I'm one of those guys who does that on every film. I just couldn't help it when I saw this masterpiece put together by Mann, with Pacino, De Niro, Kilmer, Sizemore, Williamson, Levine, Portman . . . should I got on? (I could. Really! . . . Haysbert, Voight, Judd . . .) None of this talent couldn't hold their own in a film. Throw them together and put Mann in the director's chair . . . you've got something hot! (hence the name)
The film is three hours, it feels like 30 minutes. Some of the most classic scenes that you haven't seen before and you'll want to see again. And don't feel guilty for forgetting who the good guys and the bad guys are, because you'll like them all. (Except for that one guy, and don't you just love it when Sizemore tells him to shut up!)
10 out of 10. And don't forget, "You could get shot walkin' your doggy!"