Heartbreak Ridge is far more homo-erotic than Top Gun

Rating: Null/10 (13 February 2004)

Just saw this again, and not only is it bad, but there is so much footage with men running around in short shorts that you have to wonder what Clint was going through. I think the only thing that keeps this from being a gay cult classic is that most of the men are eighties ass ugly. Anyway, seriously folks, this is really a terrible movie with the world's worst third act. Nothing here that hasn't done way 100X better someplace else. Go watch Unforgiven for the eighth time.