Just, what the hell was that???

Rating: 3/10 (2 July 2003)

Such an amazing actor and pretty good director made such a silly thing; the amount of nonsense in this film takes it to the bottom 100.
But, lets not talk about what is wrong with this movie, lets talk what can be done to improve it.
1) Highway should talk about Vietnamese prostitutes with his wife, not with some strangers in a prison. I'm pretty sure she'd forgive him easily and he wouldn't have to read some crappy magazine articles about relationships.
2) The young officer (the one with glasses) should be a bigger nerd. He should be a hunchback, drink only tea, wear Winny-the-Pooh T-shirt, always go to bed before 9PM and ask mum for permission if he wants to go out to play chess with his friends.
3) The discipline of Highway's soldiers (before he started training them) could be even lower. They should rape women, cows, drink gasoline, plan killing Nepalese prime minister and watch "The Days of Our Lives".
4) Highway's ex-wife should date with mjr. Power. She wanted stability, didn't she. And the film would be more spicy, Highway would have another reason to hate Power and vice versa.
It's just a tiny bit of some ways to make it better.
3/10 (still a few good jokes, pretty good acting and war scenes)