Bruce Willis as Colonel Hogan

Rating: 6/10 (27 July 2002)

We have it all here... we have the obligatory Nazi Commandant, a man who is too old and tired for fighting, but not as funny as Klink. We have our equivalent of Schultz. They're all here.
But this two hour episode of Hogan's Heroes was a gruelling exercise in pseudo-historical message-movie making, and a constant battle to stay awake throughout a thoroughly boring and predictable plot.
At best this is a mediocre movie, it never rises above mediocrity. It never says anything to us, the viewer. It just went nowhere. Although some who have commented here thought it was a surprise ending, it wasn't. It was predictable and, sadly, boring.
The visuals were pretty, but hasn't the Nazi POW Camp theme been done to death? Obviously, I'm intrigued by the theme or I wouldn't have rented the DVD, but this movie was two hours of background for two minutes of meaningless nobility.
Sad, really.