Pants, pants, pants.

Rating: 3/10 (11 November 2001)

If ever there was a movie case of the Emperor's New Clothes, it's this. Can two and a half hours possibly have gone more slowly? Could they possibly have found a group of supporting child actors quite so bad? Could the great Steve Kloves really have written this or did they just allow the actors to make it up as they went along? pants, pants, pants. Yawn. And it'll probably be the most successful film of all time. How depressing.