Enjoy this with sausage & mash with onion gravy

Rating: 10/10 (22 January 2016)

What a film! I watched this yesterday after a long hard shift at the fish mongers, I was amazed. It's all about this little bespectacled kid called Harold potter who as luck would have it is a kind of wizard or alien. The lad has special powers that allow him to talk to snakes, slugs, pigs & various rodents, not only is he bilingual he's also rock hard and proves this every chance he gets by scrapping with anyone who so much as looks at him wrong. After finding out about his new skills and Uri Geller like mind Harold boards a train for Hogwarts, a special school for other wizard/aliens. Accompanied by his new mates, a ginger lad & a little lass, Harold foils a terrorist plot and uses his special brain to bring the terrorist to justice. Also involved is the local gardener a big bloke from the Bristol area called Hagrid. Hagrid also has special powers but sadly a less than special brain. Another character who appears frequently is the albino anti Christ Malfoy, who with the help of two goons goes round picking on folk. Harold can also fly, play chess, read, write and is a brave athlete in his spare time. With little or no flaws to his personality Harold potter is a cult figure in London and the south west, we also learn he loves the country side, owls and a hearty breakfast of a morning, all of which are abundant at Hogwarts