Hey! Hey! Wake Up! The Movie's Over!

Rating: Null/10 (29 November 2001)

Bad: Daniel Radcliffe is a cardboard cut-out.
Good: Robbie Coltrane is funny (I shouldn't have said that!).
Bad: The movie is BORING.
Good: I got some quality sleep.
Bad: My money is GONE.
Good: The scenery was nice. Not real, but nice anyway.
Bad: Was that game of Quidditch really that great? No!

Hype, my friends, is a powerful thing. Magic, it seems, is not.