Awful book, awful film

Rating: 1/10 (14 July 2007)

Before i begin my rant, i would like to point out that this film was doomed from the start. This is because the book by J.K Rowling, the fifth in the incredibly mediocre series, is by far the worst book of the lot. It is a obese thing, full of pointless drivvle and bland characters.
The film, like the book, is too long and has a huge lack of action. Voldemort is as scary as your average bald bloke on the street and Helen Botham Carter is more like a mother dressing up on Halloween rather than a lunatic.
The acting, if you can call it that, is diabolical. Daniel Radcliffe, bless him, cannot act to save his life. I cringed when Harry delivered his heart-felt speech to Voldemot. " I have something that you don't- friendship and love". Please. Emma Watson is another who makes me smirk at her sheer appallingness. Rupert Grint is okay, but his job of delivering the funny lines is pretty easy.
At the end of this film i felt as if i had been mugged. My legs were dead, my eyelids closing and my head drooping. I would rather have watched paint dry. Nothing happened. And the scene with Voldemort was pathetic.
I went with my cousin, a Harry Potter fanatic, and to sum up the film i shall use his words- " The acting was diabolical, the screenplay was shocking, but it was still a good movie". Better still, don't see it, don't waste your money and don't' give J.K Rowling and her cronies the satisfaction.
Ps- How the hell is this in the top 250 films ever made??????