If you have never seen a movie, don't make an exception for this one!

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2007)

When I walked out of the theater, somebody behind me said, and I quote: "All in all, another good film." Personally I think this film is an approach to what Rowling means with the agony of the cruciatus curse: You'd rather die than going through this much pain any longer! I felt violated and never wanted to inflict physical pain on someone (preferably the director of this pile of nose-pulk) more than after seeing this film. It would probably have been better if Daniel Radcliffe at least tried to remember anything from his acting classes (though I seriously doubt he has ever taken them), and would at least show SOME interest in the art of acting. Furthermore, this movie makes me wish for an early death of Harry Potter in the books. If he can die right at the beginning of number 7, that would be swell! We can watch Daniel Radcliffe die in the film, and maybe (and that is a huge maybe) enjoy the remainder of the film. The character development has been incredibly bad from the first movie on. But in this part, they have hit an ultimate low. I went to the theater without any expectations. It is something like a miracle to experience that the people responsible for this pile of garbage have been able to crush even the complete absence of expectations. They can crush emptiness as it were. Along with Alan Rickman, this last thing is worth applauding. Alan, you're great! Your performance in comparison with the other actors in this film makes you a God! (which after out-acting Kevin Costner you of course already were, but now you're an even bigger god, you're like, THE GOD of acting). But than again, everything in comparison with... makes it godlike! Team of Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix, go die! (except for you, Alan, you know I love you, you God you)