Wilted Wizzard

Rating: 2/10 (19 July 2007)

No, I'm not a big Harry Potter fan. I've dutifully taken my wife to all of these boring,dimwitted movies over the years. In my opinion, each one was a waste of film. The stories, centered around "Hogwash", are tedious, wretched, and self-absorbed. I'll never know how the books sold so well. My wife has read all of them. They're probably as ridiculous as the movies. This one in particular was awful. Hermione and Ron had no lines except to react to whatever Harry says. The dialogue is atrocious. My wife kept pinching me because I snore when I sleep and she was afraid the usher would ask us to leave. And what's up with the retarded giant who's tied to a tree? Yes, the gameskeeper has a retarded giant for a brother and although he's an adult, he wears a diaper and is tied to a tree. The special effects weren't that great. Centuars and other creatures bounce around so quickly, it's hard to appreciate their appearance (or or lack of). It was a crashing bore interspersed with zapping fireballs. Zapping fireballs get old and so does this mess of a series.