piece of crap

Rating: 2/10 (14 July 2007)

let us begin with the good sides of the movie.
The visual effects are great, the camera play is great and well placed. Actors aren't that bad actually even tough we don't see the best professors. So basically, actors and visual effects are what makes the movie actually survivable.
Now lets see why this movie is actually the worst all of them.
To start up, what characterizes the story is that simple strait forward chaotic story line of every movie(sounds like a paradox but think about i, it makes sens). Well The order of the phoenix is absolutely not like that. Throughout the movie theirs a bunch of flash back, confusing details, pointless journal readings,pointless scenes(broomstick flying part at the beginning , and an excessive concentration in the new pink bitch professor. On top of that what is even more ridiculous is the constant feeling that the bloody climax is everywhere. The second you find out about the Order of the phoenix, the climax is like coming but never their and when the prophecy bull crap finally arrives, its like WOW! this is stupid. The Dark lord did not kill you last time because he didn't know that one day one of them will die! TOMTOMTOM!!!! freaking stupid. After that what about the Order of the phoenix. Well you learn what it is and whats their goal but what next. The movie is named "the order of the phoenix", when actually the only things you see of them is an appearing apartment(which is classic and out of date), them talking and them raping the dark lords lackeys(Oh! and Black dies to make it more tragic).
Maybe you people wont see this review as realistic and good but seriously read this and go see the movie remembering what is written in this review, your opinion will change and if not, well your blind and should stop looking at movies