So freaking boring!!!

Rating: 2/10 (20 November 2005)

Never saw a Harry Potter movie, but considered I could follow along fairly easy. It's stinking Harry Potter?!?! The effects are great, the plot weak, the villains weak and what the heck is the deal with the Jr High/High School love drama nonsense? I know there is a huge cult following for Harry Potter, and I just don't see why. I could care less about any of the problems these nerds had. I wanted to smack that red-headed kid in the face so much for his wining and his latent homosexual tension our hero Mr Potter. Jeez, what a rip. I'm not even so concerned about my 5.50 I spent, but I want my 2/12 hours back so I could spend them much better, like taking a nice long relaxing dump.