Wow...This is...wow.

Rating: 1/10 (27 November 2005)

Right after watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire I had to just laugh. Why? Possibly because the film I had just seen was more absurd than magical. Possibly because the acting was so bad. Perhaps it was because the story was generic garbage, or the climax was pathetic, or because it was the same boring plot line that the other Harry Potter books followed. Then again, the most likely reason I was laughing was to soften the blow that I had just wasted seven bucks on this unimaginative, uninteresting, and completely forgettable motion picture. It is not a masterpiece as you have been constantly told, nor is it a good movie or even a mediocre one. It is nothing.There is no heart or soul to this film. There is no substance to anything happening on screen. Don't waste your time on this movie, or the Harry Potter franchise. You'll save yourself some time, your brain, and seven bucks.