Awful Crap. Don't waste your life watching it.

Rating: 1/10 (18 July 2009)

I haven't read any of the books, but this film was mind-blasting crud. This was supposed to be about a competition between wizards. Where was the difficult magic, or the dangerous spells or finger-chewing danger. The competition seemed to be decided by who could run the fastest. Now here's my suggestion. HP in a dark forest. The sound of the pubescent wizard-munching monster draws near. HP casts his mind back through hours of magic lessons and remembers the spell that might help. BUT he needs to gather all the ingredients for his potion. Imagine the atmosphere as all is nearly ready, but he cant find any virgins blood. Just then Hermione appears. HP pricks her (snigger) and adds her blood to his potion. NOTHING!! "I I I I dddon't understand" stammers HP as the monster crashes into the clearing. "Sorry" says Hermione, blushing. "Why do you think I was here in the woods?" "Ron's been shagging my brains out for the last 2 hours" HP gets eaten and the whole tedious franchise comes to a welcome end. The END