Part 1 because if they showed any more in one sitting, you would vomit

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2011)

After the second Harry Potter movie in the series, I gave up on the repetitive storyline and just enjoyed the high production values and special effects.
Unfortunately, in the Deathly Hallows Part 1, even these have disappeared, and we are left with a painfully slow, plodding and confusing movie with a surprisingly (for a big budget movie) large number of scenes set inside a tent.
I knew something was wrong when I started falling asleep after the first five minutes, and had to fight off sleep until there was a brief flash of entertainment when they flushed themselves down the toilets - a very fitting parody to the quality of this movie.
The wizards might as well arm themselves with Uzi sub machine guns, rather than the way they currently point their wands and fire and duck at each other.
Even the goblin? "Dobbin" I think his name is, was more powerful than Harry Potter, the supposedly mighty wizard, and unlike the said wizard, was able to teleport himself out of the dungeon everyone else was locked in.
"Dobbin" was also able to protect Harry a number of times, including in a previous movie, so I guess that is why he got killed off at the end of this film, as otherwise he would have spoilt it for Harry in the next movie - we couldn't have him keep saving Harry could we.
I found myself shouting "Use your magic" over and over when they were being chased by the "Snatchers", and once again, was puzzled why, after all those years at Hogwarts, Harry still relies on his feet rather than waving his wand.
Normally when a film is really bad, I find it hard to write the ten lines IMDb requires, but with this movie, there is so much glaringly bad, that I've found this exercise extremely easy.
No more Harry Potter for me!