Harry Potter and the OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE CAMPING!!!!

Rating: 7/10 (11 January 2011)

Just as with the books and movies, the men, women, boys, and girls portraying the now iconic Rowling characters have evolved, both in talent and physical appearance, over the years. I, of course, would like to disregard their evolving talent for a moment and focus particularly on the physical aspect, meaningoh my effing Jesus, Emma Watson is supreme erection worthy gorgeous. Honestly, if I had to describe her in a word, "BA-BAM" would be the only one that would properly suffice.
Moving on(aka cooling down)
As for the film itself, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, was unexpectedly good. I say "unexpectedly" because anyone who has read the book knows that the first half is filled with monotonous camping descriptions. And as exciting as one hot chick, a nerd, and a gross ginger hanging out in the woods sounds, it was actually more in the league of these infamous literary creations:
(1)Signs Homeless People Write(2) Any Letter Written by a Child (3) Any Book Removed of All Print, Excluding Punctuation Marks (4) The Screenplay for Step Up-3D (My Favorite)
In hindsight, I'm not even sure it was the movie I liked. It may have just been the fact that they—meaning those involved in making the film— seemingly sculpted Michelangelo's David out of a lump of s**t. Kudos to "them" for recreating Michelangelo's David, but lest we forget, it was still made out of s**t. Cool to look at, yeah, but f**khow good can a sculpture made out of s**t really be?