God help us all.

Rating: 1/10 (19 August 2005)

Ugh. I can't begin to describe how much this movie is horrible. I feel like punching that Radcliff bastard in the face, he's the main reason this movie sucked so bad. The acting in this movie was horrible, completely and must utterly horrible. Especially because of Daniel Radcliff.
Chris Columbus turned an amazing book into a third grade children's movie. I can't believe this movie got a 7.3 rating. And what truly shocked me was that the third movie only got a 7.8. I'd give this movie a negative rating if I could compared to the The Prisoner of Azkaban. Alfonso CuarÃ³n did a great job on it, made it a much darker movie, a much more of a serious movie. He managed to turn it from a kids movie, from something you'd expect the Olsen Twins or Lindsy Lohan to pop up any second to a real quality film. Maybe not an excellent movie, still, something you could enjoy watching.
While watching the first and second movies I felt like I was about to vomit any minute, and the look on my face was as if I just turned on my TV only to that all my channels turned into VH1 Classic on a permanent 70's clip show, or MCM on a never-ending french clip run (AKA - MCM at any given time.) In conclusion, everything about this movie was horrible except the basic storyline. Someone destroy these movies so people would read the books instead.