Not As Good As Numba 1 – but Takes a Good Numba 2

Rating: 9/10 (7 August 2015)

Not as good as 'The Stoned Sorcerer' – but 'The Chamber of Dirty Little Secrets' is quite entertaining. Ha! I downplayed my opinion way too much. This movie is actually the second best of all the H.P. flicks (yes – I am using some snobby fan-speak for "Harry Potter"). In the 'Stoner Sorcerer', I was so amazed at the magnificent panorama of Hogs-worthless School and its magical grounds. I was equally intrigued by the cute little cloaked preteens scampering about to and fro. Each of these bewitching little post-toddlers squeaked jolly incantations while idiotically waving about twig-like 'wands?' Can I have a 'sheesh and a wow? By the time 'Chamber-Pot' made its way to the big screen, all the old flash, quickly became old-hat. Don't get me wrong, it was great to see that the main characters, Scary Harry, Ron "The Weasel" Weasley and Her-Very-Very-Winey Granger all put some needed distance between the ground and the tops of their heads - alas if only that was enough. It was apparent that this cuddly clan of magical snot-slingers; while growing into a cool trio of thaumaturgy; were not that interesting. These guys were in dire need of back-up. Spoiler Alert – Spoiler Alert – OMG!!! We are first introduced to Dribbly the House Smurf. This little guy is overly clingy and whines way more than Her-Very-Very-Winey - he is such an irritating little toad. How can that be you ask? Please, watch the movie and then you tell me. What is the reason for this thing's existence? Create a massive audience-gag reflex? I have no clue. Oh yeah – he is also supposed be there to suck-up-to Scary Harry (now that is new...so is everyone else.) The next interesting character added is the Queen of the Throne Room – Groaning Girdle. Now she is really a cool character. And what makes her so cool? Well, not only is she a ghost (ooh yes – boo –very scary)and she lives in the toilet (If I were the author, I would have named her, 'Tinkles')guess what else she is very good at? Give up? She is ALSO fantastic at whining. If you haven't filled your popcorn bag with vomit yetwe are watching different movies. OK – OKit may not sound like it, but I did enjoy this movie very much. I did not read the H.P. Library of books, so I am no H.P. aficionado – I just enjoy good entertainment. This is some pretty great stuff and I highly recommend you watchwith a bag of popcorn of course.