You'll cheer for the snake.

Rating: 3/10 (25 November 2002)

I liked this film a little less when it was called The Philosopher's Stone. Because it litterally is a re-hash of the first one with slightly better effect, althought the first one looked like it was a Full Moon production. Stop me if this sounds familiar:

SPOILERSSSSS 1. Dumbledork has to leave Hogwarts 2. Harry goes into the Dark forest 3. There is a gratuadis Quidich match 4. The Teacher of "Defence from the dark arts" is a bad guy 5. The Bad guy is Voldamore 6. It ends with a big "let's all aplause" 7. At 2h 37min it's way too long SPOILERS DONEEEEEEE
Talk to me people, am I wrong here?
This series needs the editor from Master of Disguise (65min) Seeing as this one is not faring as financially well as the first one, and the fact that the 3rd book is even bigger (not to mention the 4th) this series much like the Ottawa Senators or Montreal Expose if you will is doomed, They only way they make #5-7 is if a retarded enterprise like MGM/UA buys the rights to it when Warner Brothers sells it, and after seing Roller ball, Captain Corely's mandalin and Windtalkers I am now convinced they'll try. Since these movies couldn't get any worse, I suggest they spice things up, you know like have Spike Lee or Martin Scorsese Direct the 4th one, maybe cast Jeffry Jones as Voldomore, god knows they'd both love to get there hands on harry potter. love Johny Supernova