More of the lame

Rating: 4/10 (19 July 2009)

I was so extremely annoyed by the beginning of this movie it certainly set me off on the wrong foot. The elf/moron looked so fake (I kept thinking how good Gollum was in LOTR) and was so stupid beating himself in the head. Why is Harry back with this atrocious family? They know he is a powerful wizard yet they treat him like crap and the fat kid bullies him? HUH? Why if they hate him so much do they want to keep him instead of letting him go to school which they don't even have to pay for? Why do you need to changed gears in a flying car powered by magic? Why does it fly perfectly, then break down, then come alive? Why is there a killer tree in a school yard? Why does everything in these movies need to be alive and magic and incredibly boring all at the same time. What is the point of replanting screaming killer plants? Why would they continue to play the ball game when it is so easy for all the wizards and witches in the audience to cheat, what's the point? Why would they let children play such a ridiculously dangerous game? Why do Harry, his friends and his one enemy get called for everything in every class? Are they the only kids in the school? Very boring movie.