Eating Harry's invisibility cloak

Rating: 1/10 (24 April 2006)

It was rather tasty i must say but now unfortunately i am invisible so no one cna see me. Help, people keep on sitting on me it hurts especially when its that fatty Dumbledore. He is rather sweaty and his beard tickles and i have a feeling he knows what he is sitting on, its punishment i tell you. Qick call Harry to come save my butt. Ron is damn sexy he can come visit me in Uzbekistan any time as long as he cna get through customs. Hermione can go cut off her frizzy bush on her head because she is not good enough for Ron. Harry eats potaatoes sorry spoiler there. Thats a secret from the film. Hawk is flying round the mountain. Penguins dancing in the fountain. Squirrels eating nuts. Dogs barking at the moon.