Slap on the face of viewers

Rating: 3/10 (24 October 2014)

Your eyes meet. She is on the other side of the room, and holds your gaze for that little bit longer..a few moments extra that heighten the sense of anticipation and hold out a promise of good things to come. You cross over and get closer, excited now to have made the effort, settle down and wait. She reaches out with her eyes full of mischief...and slaps you repeatedly. You laugh nervously, knowing that people are watching and expect you to laugh while becoming increasing unsure about your emotions.
Does the display of 6/8 pack abs, irrelevant references to SRK lines from previous movies, crude attempts at comedy compensate for an infantile plot that is not even original?
Are glossy production values, a high profile star cast and a big budget enough justification to cobble together a movie?
Is it OK to stuff a hungry man with junk food when he needs nutritious food that is available?
NO.
Does Bollywood still believe it can continue to pull wool over the eyes of its loyal audience and laugh all the way to the bank?
YES.