Can I have the 1 hour 28 minutes of my life back please!

Rating: 2/10 (27 May 2013)

I had been looking forward to this film, but unusually I had not read the previous reviews, Big Mistake. I know this story was first written down in the early 1800s, however the story could date as far back as the 1300s. As I wasn't around then I couldn't swear to what language they used but I am pretty sure that 'awesome' wasn't around. I have picked this word as it was the most irritating but the film was full of them. At one point Hansel also appears to use some type of revolver that also appears to be totally out of context with rest of the film, they also seem to have some type of automatic cannon or Gatling gun. I could have ignored all of this if it had been an enjoyable rollick/romp but it wasn't, it was tepid and boring and the writer seemed to believe that he could make up for it's lack of story or dialogue with gore (of which there is plenty). This makes Van Helsing look look like a masterpiece!