Hilarious and Awesome Film!

Rating: 8/10 (18 May 2017)

As a child, I always had this one simple dream. For someone to create a movie set in times of the dirty stupid peasant folk and scary woods full of witches and of course, sexy witch hunters. Every little kid's dream. Heck yes. Here it is. Just gore and fun. This film is ridiculous and has it all. Hansel has diabetes (brilliant idea), there's always funny dialogue. There are some kick- ass weapons and fight scenes, there's even a machine gun in one of them! Gemma Arteron is just sexy, even more attractive in this than any of her previous films; Sands of Time, Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans, Byzantium...you get the point. How can you hate on a film where any hot actress is in tight black leather? My dream came true. But is there a sequel? Still waiting. Can we have Jeremy Renner in tighter leather next time? Or is that just a Hawkeye thing? Maybe even have a female love interest for Gretel? Times have changed!