The Vidiot Reviews

Rating: 4/10 (11 June 2013)

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
When witch hunting, it's recommended that you first douse yourself with warlock pee.
However, the sorceress-slaying siblings in this actioner use the sounds of children instead.
After they kill a witch in their childhood, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and his sister Gretel (Gemma Christina) grow up selling their witch wrangling services across the land.
In one quiet town, little girls and boys are being spirited away by old crones for an upcoming blood moon ritual.
The children, along with the heart of a white witch, will render all witches flame-retardant.
Masterminding the kidnappings is Muriel (Famke Janssen), a willful Wiccan with knowledge of Hansel and Gretel's family history.
Armed with artillery and a troll, the sibling's set out to save the sacrificial babes.
With an uneven story, uninspired acting and unacceptable F/X, Hansel & Gretel should be burned at the stake.
Incidentally, not all women are witchessome are succubuses.
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