Don't wear me down corporate sound you can watch the space in town

Rating: 2/10 (14 April 2014)

Fifty million f*cking dollars! They spent that much money to make this movie, you goddamn awful f*cking people. Why not make a new strain of the flu virus and release it ? Why not create some insidious genetic super monster, I mean if we are wasting money on making things that completely suck, then let's make like the all time grand champion of suck ? I feel like this movie was written by a dice game-like each plot point is assigned a number, then the producers just rolled the dice over and over until the screenplay was done, that or it was written by MTV Studios' script-writing android Voxpopulous The Destroyer. All hail the mighty Voxpopulous, may he be merciful! Amen.