Hansel, Gretel And A Load Of Bulls **t!!!

Rating: Null/10 (18 February 2013)

There are popcorn movies and there are crap movies. Unfortunately "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" belongs to the latter category. Loosely based on the popular Brothers Grimm fairytale, this movie is an exercise in cheesiness, kitch and just overall suckiness! The only two valid reasons for seeing this dung heap, at least they were to me, were Famke Janssen and Gemma Arterton....and that's it I got nothing else! Going in I thought this will be one of those early new-year releases which movie studios always dump quickly and without great fanfare...its almost like an embarrassment dump slash quick cash grab...but "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" is too slimy and its stench to powerful for something like that! And boy, does it stink!!! One of the crummier movies I've seen in a while and more wasted time than I would have cared to! I would advise people to stay away from this stinker but if you must see it, then make it about, as I said, Famke Janssen and Gemma Arterton...and pretend the rest doesn't exist!