Might wish to consider stabbing yourself in the eye instead

Rating: 2/10 (15 June 2013)

Spoiler alert/train wreck analysis..... Where do I begin. Let's see.... yes. First off in the movie, you see a fast forward news clip montage of everything they have accomplished post child abduction/attempted murder. They are quick to allude to both parents and the subject as something mystical or magical as they were sent to the forest to die via isolation.
Look, I could go on dribbling for hours with a play by play on how this abortion of a cinematic expression unfolds or I can give you a bottom line relatively close to upfront. If you have a choice between watching this train crash of a movie and... oh I don't know... frying bacon in the nude...... go pork.
I can't honestly put into words as I am limited on characters which would begin to describe the monstrosity of a movie this is. I did the pay per view thing and was burnt in the typical Hollywood manner. 90% of movies are trash and this one is probably a lower 3-4% of that trash. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a movie snob, I'm a working class dude who paid attention in high school English and knows how to spell. Essentially, I'm a quasi every man. This movie is for no one. Avoid it like an STD.