It is either horror movie or a horrible movie

Rating: 5/10 (6 February 2013)

OK, film violates the 3 rule, that is: do something 3 things and no more. The battle of witches versus Hansel and Gretel, seemed to follow exactly the same process. One would think that H & G would have a little debrief before the next fight and figure out that they would get beat up if they do... whatever they did against the witches in the individual fight.
This is a beautifully shot film and the editing is tight with good make-up, special effects and costume. But...the story was poorly thought out and the speaking parts were confusing.
Key mistakes: Old guy helping out the H&G pair is forced to shoot himself by a witch. This added nothing to the overall story, except it added about a minute of runtime. H&G get absolutely flogged by the bad guys, and then are all fixed up in only a few hours. Really? And where did the insulin come from? Did Hansel have be shown giving himself a shot through his clothes (a great infection vector)? Really, again didn't add anything to the movie.
If you watch this movie, catch on Netflix when it hits there, you might want to be doing a jigsaw puzzle or something while watching so it doesn't seem like a total waste of time.
Finally, the weapons were really confusing. Why a multiple shot cross bow with a weird shotgun, then cartridge shotgun, then a machine gun. Then the final scene is just mess.
But it is better then "Ted". You won't throw up or die watching it.