Dull As Ditchwater, Illogical As Paradox & Jejune As Ancientness. ♦ 24%

Rating: 2/10 (2 July 2013)

I had no expectations from any of the film crew except Jeremy Renner. But he seems to be busy after waking up disturbingly and enjoy carnal knowledge with a mysterious lass.
Absurd dialogs, poor cinematography, atrophied CGI and dumb action sequences is what this film is all about. You probably already know what the story is. And you can very well imagine the plot, as well. Words like "awesome," being used by teenagers in a world of ancient theme when blood flashes over their faces is something, no serious movie-goer would appreciate. Yet, the makers rejoice in their own mistakes. The lead sister-brother pair, who never seem to exhaust in stamina or strength, find themselves saving a village's ass from witches. Of course, dim- witted witches.
Superhero movies with such vague plots & screenplay are mounting up in mainstream Hollywood. They lack everything to be even considered. Waste of talent (Hans Zimmer) & money & time. I don't want a sequel.
Women in here love to wobble their chests and reveal their cleavages (or is it their dresses?), while their men succeed acting brainlessly. With a hard try of bringing emotions into the already worn-down plot they end up referencing King Kong; I rate it a merciless 2.4/10.
BOTTOM LINE: Not recommended. Even if you are a fan of Gemma Arterton, better Google her photos.
Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO
Profanity: Mild | Nudity: Strong | Foreplay/Mouth-Kiss: Mild | Sex: No | Vulgarity: No | Violence: Critical | Gore: Infinity | Smoking: No | Alcohol: Mild