Wenches, Witches & Splatter Deee-Luxe!

Rating: 7/10 (29 May 2013)

OK then, I just finished Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Fun film! Famke Janssen...sheesh! She did a lot of damage in that X-Men flick, but here, she's deliciously wicked and flat-out vicious as hell. I like this film because it doesn't take itself too seriously, the effects are top shelf and the overall pacing is well executed. The action sequences are nothing shy of a maniacal romp, very energetic and engaging. Them broads are hell on a broomstick! Make no mistake about it, this is not a children's movie and for some, the splatter violence may be a little over-the-top, but nonetheless lends very well to the story and those that dig splattery horror will appreciate the wet stuff here. I thought before I saw the film the casting of Jeremy Renner might be somewhat of a quirky choice. I see him as more of a dramatic actor, as anyone who's seen Dahmer or Hurt Locker might testify. He has strength in that area. So hat's off to that guy for a decent Hansel in this film. Derek Mears (Friday the 13th re-boot) has an interesting and mildly dynamic character role. I won't reveal any of the film, but I can tell you this - you will not recognize Mears. This is a target audience, formulated adventure. There is nothing new here. On the same coin, it doesn't try to be something it's not. The title is Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - and that's exactly what you get. Recommended for a fun, non-serious romp.