Crappy to the point of boring

Rating: 5/10 (12 May 2013)

There are movies there that are average, others that try their best and fail and then there are films like this, one that the makers know it is a failure from the word go. You get the usual movie candy like weird steampunk weaponry, action scenes, heroes draped in black leather, evil versus good, etc, but just like with the main character in the film, all that candy just makes you sick. Just like the main street in old western movies, it is all just a front with nothing behind it.
Sexiness, at least? Maybe a bit of horror, the good old fashioned one that scares you? None. What can you expect from a box office MTV movie, after all? And yet, with low expectations, I was expecting a lot more!
Bottom line: a complete waste of time. The bit at the end, which gives hint that there might be a continuation, just feels offensive. It was that bad!