Hansel & Gretel: Straight to the bottom of the supermarket bargain bin

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2013)

My reviews are always simple & too the point. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters currently has a rating of 6.1 stars on IMDb. What! That's 4.1 too many! Here's the redress.
I'm not going to tell you how bad the movie is, (just read any of the IMDb "hated it" reviews they're all pretty much spot on.) I'll just use the two main actors as the only reason you need to AVOID this rubbish.
Jeremy Renner: Interesting in the Hurt locker, OK but stiff in the Avengers, sucked in MI 4 (everybody sucked in MI 4), super sucked in the Bourne Legacy.
Gemma Arterton, Cool in St. Trinian's, Invisible in RockNRolla, Wooden in: Quantum of Solace, Prince of Persia, Clash of Titans, & every other film she's appeared in. (basically she was born to play Pinocchio's wooden half sister in a remake involving guns & leather costumes & out of context rude language)
This film blows & not in a good way.