Funny, Cool, and Badass

Rating: 9/10 (19 August 2013)

What is with all these uptight critics? I thought this movie rocked. Evil witches, quotable one- liners, badass fights. This movie is in its own genre. At the end, Hansel and Gretel's witch hunting team grows by two. They pick up a couple new members on their journey, right on! There was only a couple things that bugged me about this movie. When Hansel's lover dies. It didn't hit home like it should have. No real reaction from Hansel or anybody else. So why did she have to die if it didn't do the job? She dies, they keep fighting the witch, that's it. Also, Hansel has diabetes, or some sugar sickness. The white witch (his lover) mentions she can help him. Nothing happens with that. She should have healed him. Lastly, where are Gretel's powers? Her mom was the great white witch. The evil witches have to sacrifice Gretel because she is the most powerful white witch now that her mother is dead. Correct? So WHERE are her powers?! She is good at fighting and that's great, but come on! Hansel should have powers too. Just my opinion, but I'm pretty big on how a story plays out. Again, I loved the movie. That's my two cents.