This Movie Is A Complete Bad Joke At Best....

Rating: 1/10 (11 September 2017)

Every few years I try to give this movie a chance. Way too often I've concluded. Oh Halloween is next week... I'll give it another chance. What a MISTAKE! Every time. I admit I'm not a big fan of 70's and 80's "Slasher" movies. But to claim that this boring piece of trash is somehow better than the rest of that crap.... I don't know? Just don't get it. Last House On The Left.... The Hills Have Eyes, etc? Maybe if the hills had some brains, we'd all be better off. Look at how bad these type of films are now? Horrible... inspired by crap films from 30 or 40 years ago. I suppose if you have the IQ of a handball, then you're all set with this type of film. I'm not a fan of the genre, so maybe I just can't review this film unbiasedly. Boring, stupid... Give me The Shining, The Exorcist, The Omen. Even the first Conjuring scared me a bit. But this rubbish? I think some people just have short memories. They want to be part of the club. The ol' "go along to get along" thing. The remake is crap too, in my opinion. No brain power needed here folks. Look at the world we live in today. Maybe all these crap movies are part of the problem. When people accept garbage as art, we're in trouble. By the way... I stole that "handball line from another terrible movie. Exit Wounds. Cool title... very bad movie. Stevie used to make bad but fun movies.... now they're just plain BAD. :( A bit off-topic I know.