The Coen Brothers argue for the Union Label . . .

Rating: 8/10 (10 February 2016)

. . . and a Socialist to head America with their latest flick, HAIL, CAE$AR! A STORY OF THE CHR!ST. This film is virtually "Breaking News," with its late focus on Michigan's water crises, now being investigated by the United Nations Genocide Dept. (The Wolverine's "Capital Party"--used as a movie studio name by the Coens--decreed that Unappointed town dictators poison Labor Party voters in Flint with lead and Legionnaire's Disease, while cutting off water altogether to Blue Collar Balloteers in Detroit.) The agenda of the Coen Brothers' Jesus is Clean Water for All, as shown in their movie. This platform weans George Clooney's lead character away from his Gay Campaign to whole-hearted support for the Socialist Workers' Cause. Some Americans still don't realize that our two strongest Labor Unions are the Screen Actors' Guild (Ronald Reagan was an early SAG president) and the Major League Baseball Players' Union. Both of these working stiffs' groups fully subscribe to the Socialists' Prime Directive: "To each, according to his ability, and from each, depending upon his tax lawyer." Even if you're NOT a Mitten Stater, why don't you wet your whistle with HAIL, CAESAR?