Don't waste your Time or Money!

Rating: 1/10 (27 February 2016)

I didn't think that there could be a worse movie out than "50 shades of Grey"..sadly, I was proved wrong last night when we went to see "Hail Caesar", a film with fantastic reviews..great actors. Within the first few minutes I felt that choosing that movie was a bad mistake. The so called plot, if there was one? would have even made a Gr 1 pupil weep:( I would have left after 20 minutes of 'suffering' if it hadn't been for the fact that this was my husband's first outing to a movie in years and I had promised him it would be a great comedy! I will NEVER trust professional reviewers again. George Clooney looked so old and ugly that I cringed every time he came on the screen. I would have been ashamed to have agreed to being involved in such a movie if i was any of the 'big' named actors in the movie but obviously - they needed some more pocket money. There were so many little so called sub plots - nothing of substance and it was honestly my 'penance' during Lent to keep on sitting there right to the end. No one laughed in the cinema. The sense of dissatisfaction was enormous. Unfortunately, the official trailer of this movie makes it out to be fast paced and possibly a goofy comedy! How wrong can a person be? The trailer showed ALL the bits of the movie that barely resembled a reasonable performance. The tap dance sequence was good. The cowboy mildly funny. That's it. Ah..wrong. The dog was cute and a 'yapper'. That about sums it up. I started to think that '50 shades..' was almost Oscar worthy with its wooden acting, stupid storyline and overdose of sexless lip biting by the main lead. but I didn't expect anything too good from the movie so was not disappointed. This movie ONLY disappoints!