I don't get it - not funny at all

Rating: 2/10 (18 March 2016)

I just don't get this story. As a comedy it isn't funny except for the scene between Alden and Ralph where he is directing him. That was the only laugh. Josh Brolin looks quite convincing as the fixer in a Hollywood Studio.
Things I didn't get: 1. The twin gossip queens played by Tilda Swinton. Strange. 2. The gay themed sailor dance starring Channing Tatum. 3. The gruff way Scarlett Johansson's swimming movie star was behaving. 4. Slapping George Clooney - was that supposed to be funny?
I guess it's just the day in the life of a studio fixer.
The only thing to admire here is the look of the 50s Golden Age of Hollywood is captured well. It's a handsomely filmed movie. But the looks can't save this unfunny movie.
Bad Cohen Brothers