Back to earth

Rating: 6/10 (6 October 2017)

After the amazing chemistry experience guardians of the galaxy left in movie goers mouths, Hollywood could not manufacture a sequel fast enough. As you would expect , like many sugary snax , the artificial taste was overpowering.
Don't get me wrong the story line was hardly ravaging to the films enjoy ability. However , it lacked the brains of the first , or maybe nowhere just ran out of stock. There are only so many dance along schticks you can tolerate , I am groot? While the story line progresses there are so many dead points in the plot it is hard to not get sidetracked. Kurt Russell does a wonderful job playing Mike Meyers in the plant guru. Honestly the most annoying part of the movie was the fact that quill needed to hear the plant guru had killed his mom to shoot the guy. Three minutes into that character and I wanted too.
The good housekeeping routine between gamora and quill usually brought the flow from zero to snore in a second flat. The completely inane relationship arc between drax and the plant guru's rabbit , cat , dog , thingy was an interesting detour. Things get a little better as gamora and her sister throw it down for the WWE Intergalactic championship , and rocket and Rowdy Burns team up in a race for Ravager Redemption.
At the end of the day it is decided that quill has two loser dads. The plant guru succumbs to a make shift bomb for dummies that the stick manages to set off without any disco moves required. The plant guru is then treated to weed killer on the level of thirty to forty thousand kilos. Dad number two pawns himself to ensure the birth of the universes largest supply of fertilizer. He then is treated to a light show as he is dumped out with drax dirty laundry and rockets spare parts. Sylvester Stallone shows up. As final proof of his love for quill , the last remaining Zune is given to quill. Yes , the first officer gets the killer whistle arrow , while quill settles for the last Zune ever functioning. Imbicile indeed.
I got what expected a product Hollywood sequel . Not a bad one either. The film flow that powered galaxy one is a rare and random beast that shows up unexpectedly in all genres of film. As disturbing as this is the same energy created by galaxy one , is what won cher an Oscar for moonstruck.
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