Just.... wow, awful

Rating: 2/10 (14 May 2017)

I've never reviewed a movie here before because I've always kind of trusted the average reviewer, but the scores for this one are just SO off that i had to give my 2 cents. I loved the first one and gave it a 9/10 BTW.
This movie just took everything that was right with the first movie and overdid it and brought it to the ground. The acting was not bad though, the soundtrack was unimpressive (big downer) and the script was incredibly bad, like Fast and Furious bad, but I wasn't really expecting a good script here anyways, just a fun superhero flick.
My biggest problem with this movie was the overdone, i mean OVERDONE, repetitive and misplaced comedy, that most of the time felt forced and was overall brainless. There was a nipple joke that was done twice by the same character that was just the lowest point of the movie. Even Groot, who could be adorable, felt boring in the end.
The new characters were also pretty bad. Mantis felt dull, with most of her screen time being used in poor jokes with Drax, and Ego wasn't really captivating overall, with the daddy issues and how under powered he felt in the end of the movie really bringing him down. Also, the golden aliens (i forgot what they were called) were just the worst thing I've ever seen in any Marvel movie to date.
I just didn't give it a 1/10 because there were some good jokes in the end, like the Mary Poppins joke and the post-credit scene with Teenage Groot, but they don't save this movie from being a mess. Also an honorable mention to Rocket (Cooper) and Yondu (Rooker), which were IMO the only two characters with some decent development on this one.
Concluison: Don't waste your time on this one. Stick with the great first one. 2/10