Lowbrow, useless nonsense

Rating: 1/10 (12 May 2017)

I only watched this movie because I love comic books. I thought that the first film was so-so, and I was slightly interested about the continuation of the story. I'm now done with this franchise.
As other people have stated, it's "Fast and Furious" in space. It looked like it was directed by Michael Bay-- a lot of CG vomit that amounts to nothing.
The humor was very poorly timed and usually appealed to the dumbest people in the theater. For the smart people, the horrible "dramatic and poignant" moments inadvertently made for the best comedy in the film.
Even my favorite part-- Kurt Russell as a warm, nice father-- was ruined by a moronic script twist.
To paraphrase a great movie line, "what you have just shown to me is the dumbest thing that I can imagine. We're all dumber for having watched it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul." I'm hoping against hope that the huge cash haul for this film and "Suicide Squad" isn't going to lead to dumber comic films for the troglodytes among us.