A bit try-hard.

Rating: 7/10 (28 October 2017)

Meh.
Okay-ish humour mixed generally spoiled by Drax laughing obnoxiously, has the negative effect of a laugh track. Good soundtrack as expected, good visuals, but what the tw*t was the bloody story line? David Hasselhoff shapeshifter is a literal God who impregnates millions of aliens and dumps their bodies in a cave and has sexy times with a stupid American woman and creates Star Lord, also a god, and makes his own planet, while giving Hick woman cancer and leaving her to die and let Star Lord get abducted by Yandu.
Okay that was an extremely odd sentence.