Stick with the first one

Rating: 5/10 (29 July 2018)

Slow in lots of places (pacing) eg. On planet ego.
Weak humor. Some real obvious or dumb jokes.
VFX obvious in places. Grout at the beginning.
Script not very good. All over the place.
First half not very good.
Forced Exposition. Feels like they're just telling us what we we need to know without smart discreet exposition.
Music for the sake of music.
Big words from dumb people? (Add to script problem).
Second half was only a mild improvement.
No real villian.
Trying to hard to be cool. Fancy credits. Dancing characters. I am Groot replacing crew. Multiple post credit scenes.
Just overall not funny.
Dumb Stan Lee cameos.