Guardians of your Wallet...don't go watch it.

Rating: 4/10 (13 August 2017)

I watched the first Guardians film back in 2015 and I was impressed by it. August 2017, When Guardians II hit the dollar theater went to go watch it. I had a few laughs watching the movie, but ultimately, I was disappointed.
I thought that the humor was immature and infantile, only a limited scenes were laugh-out-loud. The plot was ill-written; I could probably write a better plot. We wanted to walk out of the theater just a few minutes in. Totally unrealistic physical scenes that defy physics rules of this current galaxy.
I did like how there was just a bit of family sentiment (which many could relate to), like the scenes with the sisters fighting and learning the reason as to why. An estranged father returning to the dude's life, but with ulterior motives; and also the heart and sacrifice between a foster father.
At $200 million to make this movie, I think the $ should have been spent on feeding Africa. If the actors got a good fee, got paid well, great for them but I hope they offered notes to the producers on what they could improve. Walked out just a bit early before the end of the movie. While in the bathroom, I heard two guys talking about how they didn't like Transformer Last Knight. Almost went to see that instead of Guardians II.
I believe the first Guardians was legit; this movie was over-the-top unrealistic, they've must have been smoking some serious dope when writing this sequel. Too bad we couldn't see brotha Guillermo Rodriguez (Jimmy Kimmel), funny story behind that. From the Earth scenes.
I wouldn't spend money on going to go watch this movie. 2 out of 5 star review. Just go watch the first film and believe that their story ended like that with no sequels. Or go watch Ethan Hawke in the movie Maudie. In my opinion, it's unbelievable how many people are giving this movie high ratings.