It's basically a dumbed down fast and furious

Rating: 1/10 (14 May 2017)

I held on on watching this for a long time, as I hate one liner jokes, 0 plot and awful character development, which is basically 99% of what Marvel movies are about.
I expected the fighting scenes to be confusing and flat.
I expected the movie to tell me how I should feel instead of giving me a reason to feel that way.
I expected a villain with 0 credibility and awful CGI.
That's all par for the course, what I did not expect though, is to fall asleep after 10 minutes after I just had a big coffee. Seriously, this movie is so incredibly boring that I fail to understand why people like it so much.
This movie was so painful to sit through, and not just because of the dumbness of everything that was going on, that much was already a given, I mean it's a superhero movie with a full CGI raccoon among the top stars..
Special note to the awful soundtrack that went against the flow of the movie.
All in all, this one is not as dumb as Doctor Strange, but it's close to be and it is just as unfunny. Legitimately after the movie, I had no idea in which place and time the movie was happening. Give it a go if you have insomnia.