Hands down the worst movie in the MCU

Rating: Null/10 (21 November 2014)

Oh dear, where to even begin. This movie was so bad and the score that it currently has so ridiculous, that it made me register on IMDb after 6 years of lurking.
Superhero movies. Movies aimed at man-children, children, and nerds. You could call me the latter, superhero movies being my filthiest sin.
But what's worse than a superhero movie? A superhero movie dressed up in failing comedy, that's what. There were so many awkward and embarrassing moments in this movie that I just stopped watching altogether around the 1 hour mark, and skipped in 20 minute intervals forward. And guess what? Didn't miss a single thing in regards to the so called plot. It was that predictable.
The acting was the worst I've ever seen in a superhero movie, even worse than the Transformers. Yeah. CGI up the cloaca in everything, I swear this movie spent 95% of it's production time on green blankets. Pacing was off, the main antagonist was an awful, overacting big mussel guy. The forced romance was bad, as always in superhero movies.
I bet most of you watched this because you were promised Thanos. Guess what? He didn't do jack stercus in this piece of dirt. I guess you'll have to wait for Age of Ultron, although if you've gotten the hint so far, you won't see Thanos doing anything there either.
Only people who rate this above 5/10 are Marvel shills, man-children who have never delved deeper into cinema than what Hollywood spouts out few times in a summer, and small children aged 12 to 18.