The Vidiot Reviews...

Rating: 9/10 (30 November 2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy
Guarding the galaxy means having to protect all of the universe's star constellations - even the lame ones like The Poop Deck.
However, the galactic protectors in this sci-fi movie are too busy fleeing foes to stargaze.
An orphaned earthling (Chris Pratt) spirited away by aliens grows up to lead a band of rogues (Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel) on a quest to prevent a zealot (Lee Pace) from destroying a populated planet.
Elsewhere, Thanos (Josh Brolin) continues to collect the omnipotent infinity gems for his nefarious endgame.
Expanding the Marvel Universe with oddball - but endearing - characters, eye-popping action and heartwarming antics, this adaptation of one of Marvels' lesser-known books is an amazing cinematic achievement.
Funnier than any modern comedy, this space opera utilizes the laughs to cover up its darker themes of loss, betrayal and extremism.
However, if aliens existed, they would've enslaved us by now.
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