Marvel always have a Marvelous way to amaze me how awful it is

Rating: 5/10 (21 August 2015)

People who like Marvel Movies let me get into your head so I can study how foolish you are; What the hell is this? Talking chipmunk? with weapons? Actress painted like a Christmas tree is your way of alien looks to you? I'm sorry my bad for criticizing a movie for kids; But Millions of viewers in China aren't underage! And they like it; If Marvel franchise pushes out another Cliché feces I am gonna kill myself by watching Marvel franchise marathon, And save this movie at last just for guarantee; This isn't Tom & Jerry, Marvel sewer! Where. is. the chipmunk. coming from! Paddington???? And seriously Who gonna believe fancy contact wearing human is aliens anyway? Don't paint another character in some color and fool us it is from another species; I've seen enough Red Skull? What is next? Pink? Pony-man? Paint some doodles on them at least? So I can read it when I haven't pulled my eyeballs out; So, here I am, begging, please ,Marvel-man, no more tortures, just let me die!