I don't think this movie can be spoiled(Minor Spoilers)

Rating: 1/10 (10 March 2017)

Where do I even begin with this movie? From the fact that the characters don't have 1% background for the motives they have in this film... to the stupid humor that feels so unnecessary in sooo many scenes that ruins the tone of the movie and makes you question yourself was this supposed to be a comedy or a serious movie? OK, let's get on with the review:
The Characters: There's literally 1 scene to introduce the character of Star Lord, and it's supposed to make us care for him since some of his close people dies... it doesn't give context to his story as to why we should feel for him. But the movie quickly goes to action, space then more action then humor then even more action then even more humor... and that's basically it! The rest of the characters are literally there to fill the character queue and have ourselves a team in the process. The closest Marvel movie that can relate to this is Fantastic Four(the 2005 one) where the characters shared a connection that made their process of becoming a team so much believable, while here they are introduced to us with no context whatsoever to the actual story or with no hint of connection between them and to put it more simply no context to their story, they just pop out in the beginning as the movie progresses. Their background story is literally a couple of one- liners, that's it! Fantastic Four at least developed as best as it could the characters it had before pitting them in the superhero war... and yes the movie is bad, but is bad due to poor filmmaking but this movie is even worse than that one not due to poor filmmaking but to the poor story and stupid humor which nowadays seems to make up for idiotic story in the eyes of some people. Next, the villain. Where do I pick this guy... he's the most predictable and boring villain ever(ties with the one from Ant-Man and more recently Steppenwolf from JL). There's literally 0 motivation for why he's doing what he's doing. It's like he turns against his master and decides to try and destroy a planet because this movie needs a villain and that's it(sure, some people will say that he was in conflict with the people from that planet, but the movie doesn't show that so I don't believe it), buy that, digest that and be happy with that. In the older Marvel movies like Spider-man trilogy, the bad guy had a motivation for what he was doing being either revenge or to prove himself. Here... 0 motivation.
Next the story: So immature from the stupid humor that made characters so unbelievable to the crazy and idiotic situations like dancing in front of the bad guy just to distract him? Come one there are thousand of different ways to distract a person... but the movie just keeps going with the stupidity of exaggerated humor to abominable limits.
The action: This probably the only part where the movie succeeded. The CGI was good and the fight scenes well choreographed but they hit something of a block due to the stupid humor that almost ruins every last one of them. Oh, but let's not forget that after you build the impenetrability of Ronan's scepter along the whole movie... in the end a small rocket destroys it and releases the infinity stone which is caught by Star Lord and somehow it doesn't kill him(you can say that the team helped him absorb the energy of the stone but the movie doesn't explain that so I don't buy it) because it's later revealed that his father was some sort of freaking alien that could resist to the power of the infinity stone. How convenient right? The movie only reveals it now without any tease among the whole 2 hours of the film which makes me believe that it was made up on the way type of garbage.
I could go on and write tons of other arguments related to the bad acting and stupid scenes that ruin the eventual character development this movie might have - if it had one - but I'll stop here because I said the most important things that bothered me. Old Marvel movies used to spend time with their characters while here is just another set up for MCU future films that in my opinion fails miserably and makes for a joke of a movie. The huge rating of this tr6sh shows how easily people are fooled to digest stupidity and the worst part of it all is that lately this is how Marvel and some other type of movies are made like... So my rating will be 1 for this piece of tr6sh that deserves to be shown on Cartoon Network in order to make kids laugh harder, not in cinema or on another TV non-cartoon network.
Oh, there's gonna be a vol. 2 of this cr6p, so for those seeking a mature story driven movie, avoid it at all costs!