c'mon, people

Rating: 1/10 (5 August 2016)

Some of you might argue that this movie deserves better than one star. I'm perfectly aware that there are some movies infinitely worse than this. Jupiter Ascending, for one. Or any Mark Wahlberg film from the past ten years. However. Guardians of the Galaxy does not deserve an 8.1 rating either, no sir. The storyline is a poor man's Avengers at best; a kitsch full of clichés, a childish mess; though I have to add that the raccoon with the anger issues and the tree with the one-word vocabulary are probably the best friends possible for the movie's infantile protagonist, Starlord (with the mommy issues). My rating just wants to restore some measure of reason to this... galaxy.