CGI on Steroids

Rating: 2/10 (21 June 2015)

Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) grew up among thieves and steals an Orb coveted by all especially by Ronan, the Destroyer (Lee Pace) who will use it to rule the Galaxy. Quill gathers a team known as The Guardians of the Galaxy to fight Ronan and save the day.
The Guardians: Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax the Destroyer (Dave Bautista), Rocket (the Racoon and voice of Bradley Cooper), and Groot (voice of Vin Diesel), and, of course, Peter Qulll.
There is so much CGI in here with battles, battles, battles that I fell asleep for 20-minutes 2-times and woke up and missed nothing. This is like a pin ball machine gone berserk with 5-ball bearings going all over the place (I take it you didn't like it?). Yes, a CGI Tekkie's dream, I suppose.
The CGI and the Editing should win some awards. They were very good. It's just that they went on for waaaaaaaayyyy too looooooooong, The dialogues at times, when I was awake, bordered on juvenile utterances. It was like the movie was made for 7-year olds.
Notables: John C. Reilly, Benicio Del Toro, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Stan Lee
And there's going to be another one? I'll pass. (2/10)
Violence: Yes. Sex: No. Nudity: No. Language: No.