Butterscotch jelly beans?!

Rating: 6/10 (30 December 2013)

An eight-year-old wants a "b.j." for his next birthday. Ha Ha. A boxer blind in one eye sails through his Pre-fight physical with flying colors. Har Har. A cannibal says ears "taste like ass." Ho Ho. Grandpa ditches a young boy at a crowded bar. Tee Hee. A defective driver gets T-boned on his literal "blind side" by a truck. What fun. A U.S. Marine veteran mangles the national anthem in a sports arena worse than Roseanne Barr at the World Series. Yuk Yuk. A third-grader sits atop a case of booze to start an SUV as Gramps does a nude barfly in the backseat. Oh Joy. The young lad desires 100 "b.j.'s" per day. Hee Hee. A woman gets jealous over nothing and quickly conceives her only child through angry "revenge sex." Snicker Snicker. Any American man who becomes an orderly or a nurse is a sex pervert. Who knew? GRUDGE MATCH, in addition to obviously being a barrel of laughs, is very informative, too.