One Big YAWN!

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2007)

I have to admit, that I used to have a certain amount of RESPECT for mister Tarantino once - but as it looks like, from this so-called movie on, this respect is gone. I understand that this is a homage to b-movie horror flicks - and there were certain funny moments in both movies. But there are so many holes all over, that watching this two, was a real pain in the a$$ at the end of the 3rd hour.
OK - the first movie starts weird, and what was that thing about balls being collected? I mean - HELLO?!? Bruce Willis has certainly reached a new low with this kind of roles. There are several severely disturbing gore scenes here in the hospital. Highlight was the one legged stripper, with M16. I hated the role, which Tarantino himself played - he is such an annoying actor. The shootings look like from a computer game, where people just explode, when getting shot.
Then the second movie was not better or worse. I liked the idea of "Death Proof Car" - yet that was everything I liked about this one. I mean those dialogues between girls take on forever and ever and ever! One big YAWN! Tarantino is not the kind of scriptwriting anymore - the dialogues were pathetic and at this point in time I almost fell asleep. This is a giant leap down, from legendary movies like Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs for mister Tarantino. The real question here is, did he get that much bored to make this crappy movie - or is he really out of ideas.
Oh, and those fake trailers were really disturbing - yet somehow funny. This entire experience of 3 hours left me with a weird feeling, that I just watched like twelve extremely bad horror B-movies. I strongly suggest you avoid seeing this movies.