Half is fun

Rating: 4/10 (12 April 2007)

I liked the Rodriguez portion. It was a fun romp. If I could rate it separately I'd give it a 6. Zombies, guns, people you actually care about, plot. Quentin on the other hand had a major bump in the road. I've seen my share of trash, Russ Meyer, Uwe Boll, Ed wood, but this. This was as close to walking out of the theater as I've been in twenty years. Stay away. As for the IMDb system  as of 4-11-7 this is rated an 8.6. Hello? I gotta say IMDb should take a long look at everybody who voted and see if they have more than 3 votes over the last year to their credit. I can't in good conscious give the Quinton portion a 2. If I could vote separately this would be my first one star movie. Dull, awkward, slow, ugly, dreck. Rosario needs to get a new agent & think about where she wants to be in 5 years. First "Clerks two" and now this? There is taking risks, and then there is stoopid. "Monsters Ball" was taking a risk, but the potential was there to make an incredible movie. Halle tried to step up, & should be given major slack for it. This has got me wondering what Rosario has done. If it wasn't for "Sin City" & "The Rundown" I'd totally write her off after this. Over all I'm going to give it a 4 but that is in the hope that audiences everywhere will walk as soon as the second half starts.