grindhouse speaks for itself

Rating: 1/10 (4 April 2007)

You must be kidding! The only reason this thing (movie) is getting all the press, is Quentin Tarantino's name is tagged to it. The previews and cable networks pushing the movie for all its worth. The previews alone ( as is the norm for bad movies )are all that you get, so enjoy it. A one legged flying purple people eater captain Ahab clunking on the deck with a m-16/m-79 grenade launcher extension. Raunch to ballet dark and ominous. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! You may as well go out and play on the freeway, you will certainly have more fun than wasting your fare and sitting in the dark watching a bad comic book trying to come to life. Other than that, it will most certainly be a hit for the blood and gore group. (Mini guns on motorcycles) almost forgot that one. So when the raves come in, remember the age group who vote on this thing, barely legal to drink. Have fun.
Dan Cooley