Nooooooooo!

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 2007)

First an example of a good film... The Fifth Element, the Good Shepherd, 300, Little Miss Sunshine, Casino Royale. Now a bad film.. Ultraviolet, Ghosts of Mars, Captivity, Smoking Aces, Miami Vice, Stomp the Yard. But this film!.. This film is rubbish, pants, doo-doo, pathetic, vision-less, pointless, unintelligent, humourless, boring, mind numbingly BORING! And oh, did I mention it's BORING!!!!. Everyone knows the quality of movies released over the last ten years has fallen, but this movie plumbs new low, sub low depths even I didn't predict. This movie is neither clever or classic. Tarantino can't act & we don't wanna see him in our movies (yet in this film we're again forced to endure his painful delivery of lines that clearly must have been written on the back of toilet paper ten minutes before they started filming.)Tarantino has made one decent movie..Pulp Fiction & has been living off that rep ever since. I'm glad he made this movie because this film will speed up his already sinking career as a pretend film maker. This film stinks-stinks STINKS!.. Anyone who gave this movie a rating higher than 1 star should.. ..Never be allowed anywhere near firearms. Never be allowed to have children. Never be allowed to be in any position of authority (especially Government) local or otherwise. And should be made to perform community service to atone. What the hell is wrong with Hollywood? The answer is simple...films like Grindhouse.