life's too short

Rating: 2/10 (19 March 2008)

The trailers are the only good part of this movie. Planet Terror was watchable, but so are Sci-Fi channel movie originals. Death Proof is nothing more than Tarantino taking a contemptible dump on his fans, knowing they have no critical faculties, who are so in love with the Tarantino "image" they will watch any masturbatory self-referencing crap their sad little "genius" produces and clap like trained seals. Tarantino shot his wad back in the 90's and now probably drinks and cokesnorts his way through his movies, imagining he is Sam Peckinpah doing Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Sir, you could not even pull off a Killer Elite.