Worse accent than Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins

Rating: 4/10 (22 January 2006)

Come on, somebody help me out. Is this film for real? I saw this one in central London. People were laughing, really laughing out loud. I was one of them. Is Charlie Hunnam deliberately taking the mick? I mean the sort of stuff spewing from his gob is enough to rival Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins...I defy anyone to find a worse attempt at a 'cockney' accent on the silver screen. Any what's that daft walk all about? He looks like a poor man's Artful Dodger (decked out in Stone Island of course). There's something about this film though, it's so bad it's good sort of thing, you know? Everyone I know seems to buzz off it, in a so bad it's good sort of way. And what a message! Charlie boy teaching Frodo to 'Staand his graaand'. No he wasn't, he was just telling him to get involved in a kick off for the buzz.
Anyone not from the UK needs to know that this is totally unrealistic. I'm off to get the tube to Bank now to watch a match. Oh hang on...