Wow this is a morale tale

Rating: 2/10 (29 January 2007)

Well to try and sum up how confused this piece of garbage is, we must first look at what may be the stupidest piece of casting in history. Elijah Wood as a football hooligan. For Lexi Alexanders next film i was wondering if he would mind casting Jean Claude Van Damme as a toddler. Elijahs character seems like it is trying to be portrayed as the more human side of hooliganism, the Thug with a heart if you will. But heres the thing, he seems just as stupid as the group he has joined. There is a few mentions that his mother died fairly recently so as to make us see that he is an emotional being, but it always seems to pop up and disappear so quickly that you have to seriously doubt whether Lexi wanted you to notice or sneeze. The amazing stereotyping of football hooligans (almost completely lifted from the style of the far superior recent hooligan film 'The football Factory') is hysterical, all cockney rhyming slang, nice confident swagger, bur berry etc etc is so overused its stupid, and that lack of acting talent by a few of the main players just makes it a joke. And here is the final moral tale of the film. Becoming a football hooligan will set you up for life. You will be able to take on more challenges and succeed. Your friends will die and your family will get hurt but that shouldn't matter cos morally you are set for life. And if a tw@t like Elijah can do it, anyone in the world too can learn to be a selfish Neanderthal prick. Boll@ks