Some people actually got paid for this???

Rating: 1/10 (4 August 2014)

This is one of those moments in life where you sit back and say to yourself; "Somebody actually got paid for this..?", That is the only feeling I can accurately describe about this film. I am unsure whether the production team are absolute geniuses or extremely fortunate buffoons! I imagine that it takes quite a lot of education, experience and overall talent to get to the position where you are responsible for the production of a film, so I can only imagine that the people in charge of this production must be laughing themselves to sleep in the knowledge that they have cleverly fed a load of absolute garbage to the public only for it to be lapped up. The acting is awful, the accents are comedic and frankly borderline offensive, and the token American character is beyond the realms of ridiculousness. It's as if Elijah Wood was used as some sort of challenge to see if they could actually pass off the softest baby faced actor as a hardened football hooligan.
I wish I could invent a new word as 'awful' just doesn't cut it with this film, how about disgruvile?