Football Factory Kicks It's Head In

Rating: 3/10 (29 September 2005)

Plot holes galore and deus ex machina, hand of god maneuvers just to keep the "plot" afloat. Sorry, not my thing. More contrived than inspired, and thus comes off as a desperate attempt to claim credibility that it does not deserve. Everyone involved, from casting (Elija farking what? Wood), to the writer, director, producer to the tea-lady that didn't tell them they were farking-up is at fault. Football Factory was brilliant, so I have no idea why this was so bad; no idea where to lay the blame. Neither the characters nor the plot have an ounce of credibility. The fight scenes are particularly crap and badly shot. Jesus...it seems even worse in retrospect, and I thought it was crap when I watched it. Pretty much utter Shiite, with a couple of OK scenes. Don't pay to see it.