Gosh how bloody WONDERFUL!

Rating: 1/10 (10 September 2005)

WHAT AN authentic film! Being a part time football hooligan myself i marveled at the wonderful brutality of fellow hooligans beating crap out of each other to the sound-track of Kasabian! Fantastic! Kids and anyone 18 and over - if you can get to watch this film do so immediately! Never mind that this film was made largely because Elijah Wood wanted to buy a tougher image (due to the HUGE SUCCESS of this film i hear he's up for the Fantastic Four sequel as the Thing !) but hopefully by the end of this movie you will come out with some fantastic new broken glass wounds and English swearwords back to a nice hot cup of cocoa telling mummy how wonderful this film was before she tucks you in where you can dream about being a nob.
I love this film! And now I'm back from the office i do believe its time to pontificate some heavy violence and nonalcoholic beer-drinking
here's to a continuing fantastic box office year at the cinema!
cheers Darling!