i squirmed in my seat -it was sooooooooooo bad

Rating: 1/10 (18 September 2005)

This film is risible; dodgy dialogue, predictable plot, hilariously bad accent from Charlie Hunnan (-he sounds Australian, not Cockney)...at one point he is seen drinking Foster's and that seems about right. What is the point of this film? It appears to be saying that one needs to be able to beat seven shades of sh*t out of a rival in order to stand up for one's reputation. The realisation that the hooligans are actually holding down jobs such as airline pilot, teacher, etc was laboured and unbelievable. No 10 year olds in state schools have specialist history and PE teaching, so that wasn't believable either.It's so bad, that it was inadvertently funny in parts -i was giggling where i think the director would have wanted me to be gripped. I read somewhere the phrase 'Frodo goes loco' and that about sums it up. DREADFUL film -one of the worst I've ever seen.