Elijah Wood gets a West Ham United tattoo. Yep.

Rating: 4/10 (9 July 2018)

Can you imagine that there is a single football hooligan in the whole of British football history that would be intimidated by the sight of Elijah Wood - running at them with his watery eyes, soft round face and clenched, child-like fists?
Nah. Me neither.
Poor casting, faintly ridiculous story and a bizarre caricatured representation of what British footballing culture used to be.