Dumb Show Favourite

Rating: 2/10 (15 November 2019)

The shills must have been paid well to promote and hype this limping excuse for a movie.Filmed exclusively in state of the art P.B.S. (Pitch Black Syndrome), I read about where there were some major intense scenes and gore in this movie but who would have known...? You know that The Ain't Rights are a real legit punk rock band because they wear Minor Threat and Dead Kennedy's T-Shirts but they're just as dopey and harmless as The Mutants from San Francisco once were.Patrick Stewart barely registers.Pat (Yelchin) with half his arm sawn off barely registers pain but has a romantic interlude with a new, disease infested punk rock girl of his dreams, whilst contemplating the universe and some curious paintball memoirs.A small, runtish dog seems to have wandered onto the set by accident.No adrenaline rush from this turkey, just a migraine more likely, from squinting into the darkness trying to decipher who's doing what to whom.If you can't waste enough time watching this, you're not trying hard enough....