Patrick Stewart as lead?

Rating: 2/10 (15 May 2016)

This movie is awful. You have never heard of the actors or actresses playing most of the main characters. You will not care about any of the characters at any time during this movie. You will be stunned at the utter lack of substance. I don't know what the "Green Room" in the title meant. Where I saw it, the very thin audience shuffled out speechless. I guarantee no one had a good time watching this garbage. Patrick Stewart is billed as a lead. Paulie Shore could have played his role just as effectively. Stewart clearly took this role to make a quick buck. The movie starts with modest character build up. The plot then devolves into the main characters getting cornered and killed one by one. While it is a common plot line, many movies have pulled it off much more effectively and in an entertaining fashion. The gore in the movie is gratuitous and disgusting. A man is slit from neck to belly after one of the "heroes" deliberately breaks his arm. A guy has his hand almost cut off and huge cuts to his arm. He goes on to fight like he has no injuries. A dog chews a guy's throat. I think there was some kind of sport to how the people were supposed to be killed but I am not sure. The movie vaguely reminded me of "The Cabin in the Woods," an infinitely better movie at all levels. You will be miffed if you rent this one on Redbox! Avoid.