George and Sandra flirt. In space.

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2014)

If it were possible to make an excellent film about George and Sandra in space, this would not be it. If it were possible to make an excellent film about George and Sandra in space, it might have scenes of George seducing giant space monsters with his winning smile or Sandra white- knuckling a bus steering wheel equipped with Lasers. We'll never know, though, because it's not possible.
In this movie, Sandra spends much of her time in space trying to console her daughter, who cannot hear her because she is not in space because she is dead. Meanwhile George pulls a move from Up In The Air, floating off to set a record while wearing a backpack. Since Gravity won Oscars, you can bet we will be getting more of this soap opera treatment instead of tipping the writers for bagging our groceries.
I'm giving Gravity one star because, much as I prefer everything about this movie to be far away from me, it deserves for its average rating to come back down to earth.