Gravity sucks (and so does the movie)

Rating: 2/10 (5 December 2013)

I seriously hate you stupid f*cking c*nts that keep going to stupid f*cking movies and making them f*ck-tons of cash. What the f*ck is wrong with you people? How the f*ck was Gravity the top movie at the box office for like 4 weeks in a row? Seriously? How does that piece of sh*t movie make 300 bloody million dollars? HOW???
It's all your fault, you f*cking chumps. Don't look at me, I borrowed that sh*t. No f*cking way I'm paying to see Sandra Bullock cry and wander around space for 90 minutes. That's all it was. George Clooney f*cked around for like 30 minutes, then died so stupid a$$ Sandra got to carry the f*cking movie for the next 90 minutes. And that's not a story. That's not what a movie is supposed to be. A movie has a plot, and characters. That's plural, you stupid c*nts. Multiple f*cking characters that interact with each other.
Then there's the fact that somehow this Doctor character that Sandra is playing is somehow the best damn astronaut the world has ever seen. She's a f*cking doctor. Shes not a bloody astronaut, you stupid f*cking dip sh*ts.
Check out my video review of this movie here: http://glennhatesmovies.blogspot.com/2013/11/gravity.html
Thanks.