Anti Gravity

Rating: 1/10 (19 October 2013)

3D techniques should work two ways-as I get an illusion of objects bursting from screen to hit me; the movie makers should also be able to get the illusion of viewers bursting through the screen to hit them. This was my entire line of thought during and after watching this dumb, corny and jaded piece of hogwash put together.
The story here is so pathetically rubbed down that if i were to say 'a chimp swinging from one tree branch to another tree branch is more enjoyable way to spend 2 hrs' it could be taken as a spoiler by some! Well so i have anyways tagged this review as 'spoiler'. In fact this whole movie is a spoiler. A spoiler of time and your hard earned money.
It is set out in space, where there is no air, no atmosphere, no gravity and of course no acting. Unless someone can call swimming through space as acting; of course then they would have to put up with protests from fishes and tortoise who do the swimming act lot more convincingly and entertainingly.
But it's the dialogs that really makes u want to chug this movie out of your system. In fact i realized that if English language had lacked two words- 'Okay' and 'Houston', this movie 'd rushed and sat with 'Silent Movies'. Except that in them people act!
So what remains? Oh yes, effects remain. If this movie had been the 'first ever 3D movie with gazillion special effects released in the history of cinema', it would have been good; which makes as much sense as saying that if Blackberry had launched Z10 in 1990 it wouldn't have its ass handed out to it today.
P.S I am not giving this movie a 1 to compensate its otherwise outlandish rating. No; Just that it has resoundingly and emphatically earned this 1!