So bad, it's offensive to the force of gravity.

Rating: 1/10 (5 April 2014)

This movie is offensive to the force of gravity and offensive to physics in general. It should be offensive to anyone with common sense.
The film got so much acclaim, I assumed it was just off to a bad start. I kept waiting for it to develop into something that didn't suck such an unbelievable amount of Rhino--something worthy of acclaim (acclaim despite a terrible start).
If I were the force of gravity, I'd want to sue for slander. At least I'd get some money back, which would be the consolation prize since I will never get those precious hours back.
I'm still laughing at the reviewer who correctly commented that Wyle E. Coyote had better adherence to the laws of physics. An understatement if anything.
If you are trying to decide between this movie and watching a color test-pattern for 90 minutes, go for the test pattern. At least test pattern won't make you wretch in response to insipid, predictable, unrealistic, canned dialog. Oh yeah, AND bad physics.
p.s. If you're ever in space with a hot scientist astronaut in zero gravity, and your foot is snagged on space station cables, and you've got a tether between you, BABY HOLD ON TIGHT because for some reason gravity will start pulling on you (as if over a cliff).