an unbelievable rampage through space kicking technology in the ass!!

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2014)

it's nonsensical to speak of spoilers with a movie like that... but i want to try and "spoil" the potential follow up of this, too.
anyway, i think after she makes it safe and sound to earth(or water) and the movie ends with her rejoicing about being onshore she should be happy about more than her miraculous survival: her mission (as i perceived it) to destroy as much space technology as possible and produce lots and lots of space debris is crowned with success. on top of that she presumably lands in the middle of nowhere which gives her an advantage making her escape. maybe gravity 2 could be about dealing with the aftermath of her endeavors while simultaneously making it a cool story about a woman on the run from the officials? her character would have to be completely different though, let's say: altered by several near death experiences, which is why she stopped being whiny and stupid. of course this is not the most convincing development, but hey, better than many were in part 1! also the viewer would benevolently accept it seeing that it is necessary to get the story going - the story about a tough strong woman laughing her persecutors in the face, kinda road-movie-ish. feel free to use my ideas, gravity people! you're welcome.
as for my critique: i'd agree with the reviews that illustrate the uncanny stupidity of the script, be it scientifically or character-wise. honestly, it's easier to feel irritated by them than empathy towards them. the lowest moment i'd say was when she enee-menee-mood the Chinese control panels... ... i would have been outraged, had it not been for my emotional detachedness from the story. oh yeah, obviously the script fails "politically" as well but i don't feel like elaborating on that now. the review is too long as it is. the unbearable banality of the soundtrack and two in my opinion mediocre actors wrap it all up neatly. -the visuals are nice though.
but there Is something to compliment the movie on: despite its lack of brains it still manages to be self-referential. the plot about producing space debris beautifully hommages this movie's making!