what a gem.

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2014)

This movie is absolute garbage. I would rather be kicked in the testicles repeatedly while eating a turd sandwich then have to suffer through this monstrosity again. To clarify, I don't mean a sandwich that does not meet my expectations, we are talking about a sandwich made of poo. I do not understand how anyone could like this movie. I think more enjoyment could be found being sodomized and castrated at the same time. Oscar worthy? Not even close. If this movie was never made, I truly believe the world would be a better place. I wish I could give this movie a negative rating of one million to compensate for the dummies who rated this movie a ten. Wow, OMG, look at the shiny spaceship zoooooom 5 STARS, BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Anyway, I'm off to make a sandwich.