Sandra Bullock Breathing Hard: The Movie

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2014)

So, why is Gravity getting so many 1-star reviews? Because it's awful. Why is it awful? Let me sum it up for you:
1: The physics are wrong throughout almost the entire movie. There are so many examples that I don't know which one to use.
2: The plot is weak and predictable. Typical Hollywood bad situation with typical Hollywood will-to-live, topped off with typical Hollywood weak main character.
3: The dialogue is... oh my Lord, it's so bad. It's like it was written by a 13-year-old. Cheesy one-liners in spite of their astronaut buddy having his face annihilated almost made me turn it off immediately, but I felt that I had to finish the movie in case it got any better. Hint: it didn't.
4: Matt is constantly telling Ryan to conserve her oxygen... then proceeds to question her about her entire life, forcing her to talk and WASTE OXYGEN! Seriously, what the heck?
5: There's a Chinese man who has the most powerful radio in existence. And Ryan decides to just bark at him instead of trying to get a hold of someone who can actually help her. She tops off the... exchange? with the Chinese man by asking him to pray for her... and then for some reason mutters to nobody that nobody taught her how to pray. What's the point of that? Is it supposed to make us feel all warm and fuzzy if we do know how to pray? Is it supposed to make us feel bad for Ryan, who apparently cries without tears? I wasn't sold.
tl;dr: the dialogue and script are awful. Sandra Bullock has never been a great actor.
Now, there is only one reason why people like this movie: it looks gorgeous. Nobody can deny that. If you say you like this movie for any other reason you're just lying to yourself.