Space Junk

Rating: 1/10 (13 October 2015)

To buy that Sandra bullock is some sort of brain in this (or any) film, is a stretch. This 'film' is filled with annoying dialogue and what are all of these reviews about the flawless CGI and spectacular scenery? Even if one could say they are great (which they really aren't), they cannot make up for the story/writing, which is just appalling. A bunch of unlikely events are stringed together with a group of space walkers using drills to tighten and loosen screws, who act like they're going for a walk in the park - even when I sit at my desk at work I'm more careful. Yes, there will come a time when being out in space will perhaps be an accepted state, but one would remain in a relative state of awareness at the threat that surrounds their mortality; to be clowning around as Clooney and the space loons are, is just utterly implausible. Go and watch Moon or Interstellar or Martian. This film is utter rubbish. I just had to stop this movie so I wouldn't waste any more of my oxygen wishing that Sandra bullock would run out of hers.