Goodfellas? No way!

Rating: Null/10 (15 January 2008)

I don't understand this film. The people in it aren't 'good fellows' at all. In fact they're despicable low life scum and if I was around when they were around I would give them all a good clip around the ear and teach them to show a bit more respect to people. Otherwise, a nice solid film. It inspired me and Clem to grow pencil moustaches and to tough up some of the local kids on our estate. Clem would bring them into my 'office' and we would give them 'advice'. I now hang around on corners 'staring'at people. I'm the daddy now, you see. I'm the egg on toast. I'm number one, get me? Soon this town will be mine. People will be eating out of my hands. I'm daddy-two bucks. I'm papa moses. I'm dick AND Dom. Loser!