Terrible film - 2 1/2 hours you will never get back!

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2015)

If this is not the worst film I have ever seen, then my brain must have blanked the others from my consciousness to avoid further emotional trauma. If the same could happen with Gone Girl that would indeed be a mercy.
The chasm-like holes in the plot make this totally unbelievable...
A woman who is taken from her home in a brutal bloody attack, yet she has no wounds to show for it.
It is hard to believe that someone can systematically store thousands of dollars worth of electrical goods in their sister-in-laws shed without her noticing.
It is even harder to believe that Ben Affleck can be having his affair in that shed and not notice the gradual build up of electrical equipment. The ever decreasing amount of space alone, would surely cramp their extra-marital activities.
Finally, miraculously reappearing and accusing someone else of kidnapping her, and by chance no one has seen him at all in those two weeks. And the Police fail to bother checking his very many CCTV cameras at home to check. Or his phone records as she called him. Or wonder how a woman tied up the entire time managed to get a box cutter and kill him.
The only credit from this whole debacle must go to the promotions man who made the trailer. Even now it makes this pile of bilge look exciting.