Gone Girl is not the world's worst movie

Rating: 1/10 (23 January 2015)

Apparently there are 2 versions of Gone Girl. I saw the bad one with Ben Affleck. I don't think there's a better version, just another bad one with Ben Affleck. And both versions are exactly alike. It's just a bad movie, but it's twice as bad. It's not the kind of bad you can enjoy either. More like herpes (There are two kinds of herpes too). So if you enjoy herpes, you'll enjoy this. Even so, I'd only give it a "1" on the Herpes scale. If the herpes scale had a zero I'd give it a zero. I wish they'd fix the herpes scale so I could give it a zero.
SPOILER: The entire movie is a dream and at the end you wake up. This was a technique of the director and writer to explain away the many plot holes, and dreamy like non- acting of the people hired to stand on the sets for 149 minutes.
The gay guy has one funny scene (his reaction at the table).
The black guy is fun to watch.
White people are the rest of the cast; they are all sort of "whitish." I think this movie may be a test to see if in the future people will be willing to pay to sit in a theatre with no movie, and just watch the white people sitting next to them. Sadly, I watched a screener, so I won't get that pleasure when they finally take movies out of the theatre going experience. But it will come soon, movies are the only uncontrolled variable. Movies will be a safer investment without them.
Hope this helps and good night.