One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life!

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2016)

It has been two days since I saw Gone Girl, and I am still seething inside. Not because of the poor casting, the worse acting,the stilted and pretentious dialogue, the ludicrous plot contrivances throughout, the laughably idiotic ending, the illogic, the unnecessarily long running time, the boredom, the inanity, the vile atmosphere, the lousy score, or any of the other details that made this the most excruciatingly painful cinematic disaster that I have ever experienced. Nope, and I don't plan on expounding on any of this stuff here, either. That's already been done more than adequately, and would just be piling on to the exceedingly obvious.
So why did I register here to write my very first review EVER on such a forum? I guess it's mainly because such a huge percentage of the viewing audience enjoyed this rancid bucket full of wriggling fish guts, and I seriously need to vent. Look, we all have our guilty pleasures when it comes to film, and I'll be the first to admit that I probably like my fair share of stinkers for one reason or another. But Gone Girl goes beyond the pale of what should be minimally acceptable in terms of base artistic competence. What the hell is wrong with you, movie-goers? Were you not paying attention at all? This movie is ridiculously bad, bad, BAD, and at every turn! How can the public, not to mention the lion's share of professional critics, for godsake, lap up this excrement? Was there a big sale on lobotomies somewhere?
Anyway, I guess that's my rant. I DID want to extend my sincere thanks to all the reviewers here who seem to more or less agree with my take. To tell the truth, I was so riled up by the end of this picture that I literally felt physically ill for some time afterwards, and it was such a refreshing balm to come here and discover it wasn't just me. To those who agree with me, I'd just like to say thanks, and that I feel your pain. :)