I am so glad so many people disliked this!

Rating: 2/10 (10 January 2015)

OK. 2 votes, only for the beautiful lead pair and strong performances.. strong performances in an absolutely trashy, ridiculous heap of a movie. 149 minutes of sheer nonsense! Given a score of 8.3 on IMDb, I really expected a gem of a movie; I couldn't have been more wrong! Throughout the movie I kept expecting a breakthrough moment, a moment, a frame that changes the course, shocks me, delights me...anything..but no. All this movie got out of me was confusion that never went away even after the credits started rolling. The only normal character was the woman who plays detective Boney (why that name?).
In so many parts, the movie is just so lame, I cannot begin to imagine why the creators must've made those parts. For instance, Desi's lake house, the fake rape claims and the funniest part being the FBI blindly believing or blind FBI members conducting the investigation. Either way, it was stupid. And what's with the tag line? 'You don't know what you're missing'..The man bloody wanted her gone! And would've been happier had she stayed gone.
I'm glad I haven't read the book, because that would take me longer than watching the movie and that would've been worse. In conclusion, I'd like to congratulate all the people who disliked this movie. You rock!