How many times can you say muto in 2 minutes

Rating: 1/10 (21 May 2014)

OK I saw the film today in the theatre and contemplated actually leaving the theatre. There is an almost endless list of reasons why which I will go through for you all 1) acting was God awful, not to sound like a breaking bad fan boy but Brians role was the only one with emotional ties... The goofy army kid who forgets about his mom instantly... His arm candy submissive wife who blindly agrees with everything he says... The kid who does nothing... And the Japanese scientist who's only job it is to look shocked throughout the whole movie and say almost next to nothing... Even though he's supposed to be the Godzilla genius do absolutely nothing. 2) the story shockingly has very little actual monster action in it... Which normally I wouldn't care as long as the story was in depth... But it wasn't... The love and survival story if elaborated upon amidst disaster I. E. Titanic could be box office gold but it's muddled up with all this useless military hijinks, maybe if they managed to kill one of the monsters or if army kid was able to defuse the bomb in the nick of time it would have justified all the countless minutes of screen time wasted on army stuff. 3)the continuity errors are staggering... If you spot them easily you will constantly be shaking your head at this film... I mean they had to go through all the bunkers in nevada to find the 1 that just so happened to take out half the mountain, the helicopter didn't notice that or the fact that a 50 story bug was walking away from the mountain, in broad daylight, in the desert, or the fact army guy needed binoculars to see it. Or my favourite continuity error... When they said that the monsters require radiation to spawn more... Right before the mountain monster breaks free from the largest deposit of nuclear radioactive waste in the world... To chase a single bomb on a train... Or he could have stayed at yucca flats and had 10000000 years worth of radiation... Worst movie I've seen in a long time