Total disappointment

Rating: 4/10 (17 May 2014)

I never watched a movie with more inconsistencies before.
First of all, movie is completely different from what trailers of the movie displayed. Biggest example is, it is not a movie about Godzilla, it is about MUTO. Secondly, you may think from the trailers, Joe Brody(Bryan Cranston) is the main character, but movie says "f.ck you" to you and kills him right at the start and leaves you with his son, who is a completely boring and pointless character. And most importantly, trailers show a dark, "survival fight of mankind" story focused on military. But no. I don't even know what it is instead.
I am gonna try to list the inconsistencies i mentioned:
EMP. A constant reason to say "bullshit" repeatedly during the movie. Is it a pulse, occurs when MUTO desires and fries electronics or a constant effect, stays on, as long as MUTO alive? You can never know. Electronic devices work as long as story needs them, even at the times it is clear that EMP effect is on. Half of the devices work and other half do not work at the same time. Range of EMP is sometimes large enough to effect satellites but sometimes small enough to let planes fly over it.
Radiation. Does MUTO's absorb it from the environment or they need to eat its resource? How do they "sense" the locations of the radiation resources? Does all nuclear arsenal of the U.S. military and nuclear reactors of Japan and submarine fleet of Russia leaking radiation constantly?
Origin stories. I am skipping Godzilla's origin story because there is none. Seriously, none. For MUTO's: Two "eggs" are found under a mine, okay. One of them cracked and male one, a huge creature bursts from ground and creates a huge trench by just by walking is not noticed by anyone. It swims hundreds of kilometers and digs under a nuclear power plant and again, not noticed by anyone including Japan radars, sonars whatever. Second egg is dissected(as we told), examined and stored to a (apparently deserted) nuclear waste storage(good call). It is, apparently still alive after dissection and examination, gets bigger and bigger in the storage over the years and bursts from the reinforced underground facility. And again not noticed by anyone until it is too late.
Every single military and government action. Firstly, there is a complete failure of communication at all levels. Complete failure of evacuation and/or sheltering. Nobody has no idea where the female MUTO stored and they check every single room. Military has no idea about the EMP properties of the creatures, just like the viewers. In one scene soldier says, "no airplanes, only land transportation", in other scene fighter jets and helicopters sent directly to the monsters. Military sprays random missiles and shells to the civilians. They make a plan to use nuclear bombs as a bait but they have no idea about which route to take and will it lure monsters on the way. They have no idea where is the creatures at any given time. They drop paratroopers from a plane(how? no idea) with "snipers" for the top of the buildings. What are they gonna "snipe"? Soldiers decide to carry huge nuclear bomb to shore, instead of trying to open one damaged, flimsy cover to defuse the bomb.
Why MUTO's try to meet in the city, hoping to find some radioactive food on the way, instead of the nuclear waste storage, that female MUTO was in? Isn't it the perfect home for their young?
And one more thing, if i were the guy who makes that cinema sins videos on youtube, i would have give this movie a sin for the every f.cking single flashlight seen in the movie.
Before watching the movie i told one of friends "Existence of Bryan Cranston is a automatic +3 for the movie in my book." I am keeping my word in spite of his death and giving this movie a 4.
Sorry for the every grammar mistake. This is first review i write and the longest English text i have ever write in my life. English is hard.