I just watched Godzilla! An Imma Review it.

Rating: 10/10 (15 May 2014)

Anyways without getting into to much of the plot I'll just say that this was better than the Godzilla movie from the 90s because yay no Mathew Brodrick. Yeah Go back to voicing simba Ferris Bueller! You stupid idiot...ahem I don't hate Mathew Brodrick, he's just a really boring bland actor. In this new Godzilla movie we get slightly less bland actors, yeah! No but seriously the people in this movie act more like human beings with real emotions. I had to look up the actors names, but Bryan Cranstan, who looks an awful lot like Liam Neeson(if you don't know who Liam Neeson is then ;p) Bryan Cranstan was the guy in the trailers who seemed like the main character. *spoiler* He is not the main character, Godzilla is! *spoiler* No seriously the movie follows that dude and his son, who was like kind of like Shia lebeouf's character in Transformers, except this guy is in the military. Still it's kind of funny, optimus-Godzilla! lol. Anyways The movie begins slow, at first it's all like Jurassic Park, then it's like Alien, Then it's like THESE PEOPLE EXIST! Then it's like and so do these monsters. and yep...at the beginning of the movie they established that not main character guy and his son Shia le'not'beef sure exist, for too damned long! That is one of my problems with the movie. I get it we set up characters to feel sorry for when bad things happen to them. But I came to see monster gosh darned it! And when the monsters were finally on screen the movie was amazing from thee I won't talk about the plot, but it was pretty awesome.
My only problem is this. So the military sends a small group into a city where the monsters are, and well. my question is. Why were the soldiers armed with AK-47s? What is a puny gun like that going to do to a monster the size of a skyscraper? You'd might as well through paper clips at the monsters, because your tiny bullets won't do much to hurt them. Like seriously I get that the soldiers should be armed, but really how is a little gun gonna do anything? like why not a bazooka or grenades something with a bit more bite than a rifle. Whatever.
Anyways my suggestion is to go see it! Now, drop what you are doing buy a ticket online and go now. If you don't have money steal it from a homeless guy. Sell your body into prostitution for the tickets, I don't care how you get into the theater you just really need to see it!