Borezilla

Rating: 2/10 (21 May 2014)

Let me start by saying I was a great fan of the original Godzilla (the Japanese movie from 1954). The movie practically changed the way I perceived reality as a kid.
This recent Godzilla movie was a total let down on every front imaginable. First of all the story was nothing like the original, it looks like they didn't watch the original movie. Its the same with terminator one and terminator two (horrible sequel).
The Godzilla was far from believable. The special effects let me down so hard. Also I didn't understand why the meth cook from breaking bad was in this movie, this made it very confusing for me because I was watching Breaking Bad the night before. So I thought at one point, what is Godzilla doing in breaking bad. I thought it was one of those meth trips from the 1970's. But then suddenly the guy from Kick-Ass shows up, and I was sure it wasn't breaking bad anymore.
This movie, which was a total Borefest, had little to no story to it. The action was boring and monotonous. Why is the drug addict Olsen part of this movie? Are they trying to tell us something? Well they paid her enough money to buy more drugs.
Also, let me tell you something about the "director". Roland Emmerich did such a poor job, you can barely even call him a director. More like a guy who is cutting images together in some sort of pretentious collage. Even my mother is a better director and she hasn't seen a movie in her life.
The reason I give this movie 2 instead of 1 is because I had a good night with my mistress after. I'm usually not a very hard critic, but this movie really got on my nerves. Still a 2 is better than 1.
Hope you like my review,