Lifeless and Dull as Dinosaur Bones

Rating: 2/10 (11 June 2017)

There are three movies I've seen in my life that I've fallen asleep during in theaters, Taken 2, Mortdecai and Godzilla (2014). I've watched this droning doldrum of a giant monster movie three times, I have not once been able to stay awake the entire day, early morning, late night, or mid-day, this is the cinematic equivalent of Xanax. The main character of Kick-Ass fame might as well have been called Guy Personson, he was possibly the most bland thing that has ever been put to film, blander than the Sahara desert, blander than a sparkling infomercial bath tub, the character could have been played by a twig in the wind and the film would have been better for it but for some reason he's 99% of the movie called GODZILLA. This gets 2 stars for all two minutes that the titular character was on screen.