Utter Sh*te

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2014)

This movie is so bloody awful, do not waste 2 hrs of your life watching it, you will never get them back.
I am required to write 10 lines in order for this review to be accepted and I am not sure there is anything worth mentioning that will actually enable me to do that. But as I hope to save you that indignity I will attempt it.
If this was meant to be a promotional video for the US army and their general incompetence then it ticks all the boxes. The only thing lacking was when a defeated Godzilla suddenly becomes the saviour of the US of A and gets up and swims away. The only thing missing was the fact it wasn't wrapped in the American flag.
I had zero expectations walking into the movie and as I struggled to stay until the end, all I could think of was it worse than pacific rim?
who actually pays for these things and why do they think people will watch them and more importantly why did I bother?