A non-film of epic proportions

Rating: 1/10 (22 August 2014)

Absolutely NOTHING happens in this film.
I had no expectations for this film at all; at best I assumed it would just involve some crazy CG fights between the big lizard and some other monster, in which collateral damage would reach beyond-Man Of Steel amounts.
But that's the thing - it didn't even have that.
Instead, you've got the guy from Kick-Ass who seems to be incapable of expressing any sort of emotion at all, regardless of what is happening. And then as soon as the monsters start fighting, it cuts away.
I...I've got nothing more to say. Don't see this movie if you like actual movies.
And why the HECK was Bryan Cranston involved in this nonsense?!