A Dark, Boring Mess

Rating: 1/10 (18 November 2016)

I'm gonna use the minimum requirement for writing a review on this movie because frankly, there isn't really much to say about this boring movie. I give this Godzilla the three B's: bland, boring, and bullsh*t. When the action scenes happened, it was hard to tell what was going on because it was so dark. The story was so slow, waiting at the DMV seems more entertaining and action packed. Actually waiting at the DMV is pretty entertaining. I do it when I don't have to. People watching is so fun at the DMV. Anywho, back to this review. Acting was predictable and uninspiring. The ending made you say, "I actually paid to see this movie?" Matthew Broderick should've returned to save this one.