not a Godzilla movie

Rating: 1/10 (21 January 2015)

Okay, let's start out immediately on an objective view about Godzille 2014. Let's say this is the first time I saw Godzilla, I would assume the other series was about humans talking and making exposition, and frankly, not very good exposition either. I would assume that the other movies in the series made in Japan would be nothing but cities destroyed and just hints about what happened.
Here's what really a Godzilla movie is, I will write a plot that would be an authentic Godzilla movie now. It is not a hard thing to do, it's meant to be a b-movie. If for some reason it WOULD take place in the USA, then make the birthplace be inside the volcano at Yellowstone or the nuclear test site in New Mexico. The plot would be that the monster Godzilla, born out of the residue of radiation, awoke to teach humankind a lesson for misusing our resources. There would be preparations of Gojira coming by measuring the seismic activity around the coastline, then when Godzilla showed up, people would scream and fight, but they would seem unable to fight back, the monster would return to the deep and then the next time he or she came up, they would try to kill it, somehow succeeding, it would end on a bittersweet note that unless humans change, then Godzilla comes back. Wow, that is actually a Godzilla movie I would like to see, and I just made it up instead of this bullsh*t. Of course, when going to see a movie named "Godzilla" you expect the monster to have more than 11 minutes screen time, but this movie even manages to screw that up. I would give it half a star if I could, that's how bad it is. To end the review with a tip to the producers: America, do not make these movies, have Toho make them, OR make them under Toho's supervision, but for crying out loud, not another bullsh*t title of Godzilla. fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you.