Ho hum

Rating: 3/10 (22 March 2018)

Hard to believe that a Godzilla movie could be dull, but this is dull.
The production team makes the mistake of modern movie making. They try to confuse the audience with a bunch of special effects that make you feel the headache of an annoying arcade or a goofy casino full of those annoying lights flashing over and over.
Pretty much everything is contrived for the sake of what little the writer and director have in mind. We never feel we're there. We only feel we're in the presence of people making a movie, and that's a poor sign.
If you can stay awake for the first two hundred years of this movie (it will seem like two hundred years), you'll finally see a monster.
The biggest problem is we just get the same characters over and over. Hollywood thinks all men have to be married with families, or they're worthless garbage. Again and again, we are alienated by Hollywood "superiority" complexes.
Not pathetic, but this movie is tedious and annoying.