An expensive spit in the face to the franchise

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2014)

I wouldn't know where to start, so I'll just start typing... Godzilla(2014) is terrible from the start. By erecting pointless character's driven to meaningless climaxes. It's as if the Studio and Production Team had a meeting about how to turn a great creature feature like Godzilla, and redeem it from the 1998 garbage Director Roland Emmorich shat out. So they sat around, ordered some pf changs, and couldn't think of crap. "We need some inspiration, fellas!" Says director Gareth Edwards, so instead of popping in GODZILLA(1954), he pops in CLOVERFIELD into the DVD player. They watched the entire film attentively. "Well now that's what our viewers WANT! Lots of deep, guttural brass noises and shaky bass. "And tails! And glimpses of monster feet and tails, sir!" Says the Assistand Director. "I think we need more inspiration, though..." The director says. So he pops in BATTLEFIELD: LOS ANGELES. Because that's what we need. More MILITARY! And CHARACTERS! More characters not to care about!!! Let's bring in that great actor from Breaking Bad, pair him up with that lifeless nerd from Kickass. Oh, and squidward as the navy general and that Japanese guy from Last Samurai who literally just gives us this deep, confused stare off-frame the entire f*cking movie. I'm serious! Watch the movie, and watch EVERY scene Ken Watanabe and you'll laugh. I need to do like a montage or something of all his scenes staring off camera with his mouth open and his eyes all shaky.
I could continue but I don't want to. That's my review. my advice is if you haven't seen Godzilla(2014), save yourself some money, go on Youtube, and watch the trailer a couple times...then watch the old films from 1994 and back.