(Sigh)

Rating: 1/10 (24 August 2014)

I could have crapped a better Godzilla movie. Anybody who says they liked this movie is lying and should be hunted down and killed. 99.5% of this movie tea bagged Godzilla sized nuts. The .5% that was good was when Godzilla eventually spewed some atomic fire. I could spend time listing everything bad about this film, but I see about 1,000 other people have done that for me. I never write reviews, but this film angered me so much, I had to. Well it seems my review is too short, so I guess I'll complain for two more seconds. Godzilla spent all this time hunting down the Mutos, but apparently only to kill them, not eat them. Wonder what Godzilla eats? And both Godzilla and the Mutos displayed some human like intelligence. After the nest was destroyed, the female heard some glass breaking and noticed the nearby(?) soldier, and eventually went after that soldier later as if it recognized him. Pathetic. And Godzilla seemed to be concerned about all the meat sacks that were following him around and eventually shooting at him, but never got upset about it. What a great monster, a real sport. Good luck making a sequel, how many giant generic bugs will there be? Suggestion: some giant something or other from outer space. IMDb guidelines blow.