seriously don't bother

Rating: 1/10 (3 June 2014)

Let me start by saying i was very excited for this movie i love monster movies and have seen a lot of the old Godzilla movies and enjoy them a lot. So i popped down to my cinema and got comfy for what i thought was gonna be 2 hours of epic monster beat downs but no it turns out i spent most of the film just a bit bored. I found there was one moment in the film that completely summed it up for me so there has been news reports of these giant creatures having a bit of a smack down The camera then follows the flying creature as it flies past a office block and what do we see in the office block people sat at there desks i mean seriously in full suit and tie sat at there desks. Now i am aware that there are people who don't watch the news anymore but seriously you might have heard about the 3 bloody giant monsters kicking the crap out of each other and thought you know today i am not going to work. I mean if you didn't turn up whats gonna happen after the giant monster apocalypse your gonna get fired. Lots of things in the films where utter rubbish but that bit really irritated me that the director decide there would be people sat a filing, was this to add a sense of dread that these people where gonna die. Well in this humble reviewers opinion i did not feel dread for these people i just thought of Darwin and if these people where stupid enough to get out of bed they deserved dying by Godzilla's fart rant over I'm gonna go watch a man in a rubber suit destroy Tokyo