ANOTHER GODZILLA REMAKE, BECAUSE WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

Rating: 7/10 (3 May 2019)

It has happened, and I will take the blame. Those crappy Asylum films with "B" actors, laughable scripts and idiotic special effects which I adore for the cheese has been mistaken as good cinema. The science in this film is bad. Oh I don't mean typical Godzilla feature bad, but one with less than a fifth grade understanding of the world and life.
First my science beefs: The beginning reactor scenario was inane. Reactors are in a containment. People do not venture into the containment when the reactor is at full power. I know we needed to kill some people off in the beginning, but there were far better ways.
Second science beef (there are many, I will just hit a few): No organism can "feed" off of ionizing radiation. It seems odd that Godzilla tends to destroy his food sources. Also if an organism did live off of radiation, the bottom of the ocean is the worse place to be. Go to Denver.
Is it only me that considers that flying Rodan thingy always a victim. Heck, we even gave Darth Vader a break.
The acting was bad. Bryan Cranston bobs around like a turd in a punch bowl. Serious? Bryan Cranston is all they could afford? Dig up Raymond Burr and prop him up like "Weekend at Bernie's." Aaron Johnson (Kick-Ass) really didn't make it either.
Now if seeing Godzilla scares you, you are in luck as he mostly comes out at night and not that often.
Remember the 1998 film in surround sound? The rain was coming down. You could hear the footsteps of Godzilla approaching as the fear and tension vibrated through the speakers.
This film was a let down. X-Men time travel thing was better.
7 stars on the MST scale.