Are you kidding me?

Rating: 2/10 (1 June 2014)

What an expensive crap. A fat creature called godzila quarrels with two other wired creatures and all the people get in the middle get there all plans wrong. Is that really a movie? You don't get to see any creature fully in the movie just ones. In the day time it appears too far or too close. At night only it comes to a range to have a good look at it. But it is still night. You can't see nothing. C'mon man, just once. Is that because those creatures are naked? The main character makes a promise to his wife to come and take her away, and just forgets it. She almost got killed, waiting for that promise to be kept. I don't know why didn't she slap him at the end of the movie. She also being a weird mom, sends her child with another woman to only god knows where. Then finally the kid is magically with his dad. C'mon again, there are thousands of lost people, but the kid is just found. The army is the other foolish part. Are you kidding me? You are telling me that any of us don't have a weapon (at least one) to resist a nuclear attack? Grow up men, we are in the 21st century. We had a cold war between two great nations for about 50 years who had nuclear power. Are you telling me that no one build much advanced weapon. The army boys are about to jump out of the plane and loading revolvers. Revolvers? Seriously? A basic principle in forces is to dump any unnecessary crap in an emergency situation. What are you doing loading your revolver man? The navy escorts Godzila for a long way along the sea knowing that it is not on its way to buy some bread, where they could have easily killed it with minimal collateral damage. But when it enters Vegas they shoot at it with thousands of people around. Hiks! I couldn't help it and Laughed and hooted in the hall for that joke. It is the only movie that I have seen in recent times where human's plans go totally wrong all the time. Only thing they manages to do is to send the last nuke away in a boat. (The boat is disabled by radiation. But that funky guy stars it in car robbery style. More Laughs!) In 1945 when US attacked Japan the people who lived in the sight range of the nuke didn't stand a chance. But in 21st century, with more advanced and larger bomb you can trigger it, let it float in a boat and have a nice view of the blast being in a chopper. Hick! Hick! Hikiz! Waste of Money. Expensive but an ideal movie to be shown to lunatics. they will enjoy it. but not for us.