Incoherent and Dull

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2014)

I never thought I'd find myself feeling utterly bored during a Godzilla film but that's the only word that works. I didn't make it to the end. I left after about seventy minutes.
Nothing works in this film. The characters are unfeeling caricatures and you find yourself just waiting for the CGI monsters to come back on. I guess that's what this is really all about anyway isn't it? The problem is that these characters are inflicted on us for extended tedious scenes as everyone works out how to handle these beasts. It's so boring my mind honestly started repeatedly wondering off.
I really found myself asking myself "can I justify this tediousness just to see the inevitable CGI climax?"
The answer was a resounding "no". I don't know how it ended, nor do I care in the slightest.
Only watch this film if you are willing to suit through extended filler in between the monsters wreaking havoc. Plus those big woooosh noises... Must we have these every ten seconds?