Bad is the New Good

Rating: 3/10 (7 August 2015)

I went to this movie with high expectations, as did so many others, and I was disappointed, as were so many others. But that's not what motivated me to write a review. It's the aggravating behavior of some of the "fans" who just keep on churning out garbage on here about how the film is just like other, older "monster" films but tired, old, worthless (did I say old?) people don't like anything NEW so they hate this. It's like the Star Wars Prequels. "You miserable oldies hate it 'cause it's new! You hate anything that belongs to us, the young! You old people don't appreciate anime and don't like youth culture! YOU'RE JUST MEAN (AND OLD!)"
Bull. Some slimy operator found out that you can hide behind the "youth culture" badge and get away with making garbage as long as you say "it's new." Like the new Godzilla. Hey--it's anime enhanced! It features old actors looking pathetic (look at the old monkeys! Aren't they funny?) and an old monster who is SO BORING (MOM! I've SEEN Godzilla destroy a city SO MANY TIMES! BOOORING!) No. It's not good because it's new. It's bad because it's bad. Anime is bad. It's all bad. All of it. Not one single drop of good on planet Anime. Lousy. It's all about animators who specialize in making EVERYTHING look EPIC. Brush you teeth. EPIC. Watch TV. EPIC. Since everything is epic, NOTHING IS. TOO MUCH EQUALS NOTHING. I got that from the TAO TE CHING. Right across the lake from Japan. So how did they miss that? When everything is EPIC nothing is, and so then, in order to make something EPIC they have to come out and say "THIS IS EPIC!" What happened to SHOW don't TELL? Oh wait a minute, I've lost most of my intended readers...
Just this....Godzilla bad. Embarrassing. Dumb.