A major letdown

Rating: 5/10 (17 May 2014)

The facts we learned about Godzilla from the most recent movie: 1. Godzilla must have started using Listerine(R) at some point because his atomic breath is now blue (we can infer that it's also minty fresh) 2. Godzilla is now an elderly gentleman who needs a nap after a battle and before going on for a few final laps in the pool (ocean) The facts we learned about movie-making: 1. It's a BAD idea to kill off your A list cast that people relate to just to set up a background story for your B list lead with zero charisma that no one gives a damn about 2. When making a monster movie give us more than 15 minutes of that monster so we can at least root for Godzilla since there's no (relatable) human element therein