Thank Godzilla for watered-down diet Coke

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2014)

Best thing about this movie was the watered-down diet Coka Cola I drank. If the movie had been free I would have demanded a refund. The best thing I can say about this movie was that it was boring. Very boring. I could hardly stay awake. My wife described it as the most boring movie she has seen in a decade, and I would have to agree with her. Frankly, half way through the movie I began to wonder if we were in the wrong theater since the only monsters that had appeared were the 2 MUTOs (Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism), male and female. Although Godzilla's fins had been seen a few times earlier, It was almost a relief when Godzilla finally got out of the water to do a little fighting. Frankly, if I were you I'd rent the old 1954 Japanese Godzilla. Just an aside: in the original movie the older people remember when virgins were sacrificed to Godzilla to appease his wrath. Probably would have improved this movie to sacrifice a dozen virgins or so.