Crap , or in Japanese: Utter crap

Rating: 1/10 (19 March 2015)

What the hell was I watching until what I thought was Godzilla made an appearance for a fraction of a second ? This was a poorly written disjointed mishmash of bad acting, terrible effects, almost no plot , abysmal score and ,NO DAMN MONSTERS UNTIL ALMOST AN HOUR INTO IT. If I was given a choice between this and the George Clooney Batman I would take a sharp stick in the eye. Avoid this clunker at all costs. Clean your gutter, clip your toenails or watch paint dry. It'll be better than wasting your time on this mess. The best part was when the credits ran because that indicated when it was over. For the love of God stop trying to Americanize Godzilla or "re-imagine" it.