Crapzilla

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2014)

First off, Crapzilla was in the movie for 10 minutes. So much the the title Godzilla. The only cool special effect was maybe the intense fire breathing that looked like an acetylene blowtorch which helped killed these ridiculous giant bat insect like creatures. Where did these creatures come from who knows. There was absolutely no plot development. Cranston gets killed off in the first 1/2 hour. Why couldn't the director have kept Cranston on throughout the movie as one of the people helping to search out and destroy Godzilla. No instead his son is designated to do the task. Bad plot choice. There is a scene where the guys are laying on a bridge and godzilla is about 20 feet away. So instead of just laying low what do they do, shine a flashlight into godzilla's eyes. Brilliant. That will keep the monster at bay. Then they show them shooting a gun at these creatures like a few bullets from a regular gun will make a difference. The movie had no plot what so ever. The CGI creatures were ridiculous. It reminded me of men in giant bat costumes. At least they could have had a godzilla that menaced the population eating people and maybe trampling over cars. None of that. They had this dopey Asian doctor or scientist who looked like he didn't have a clue as to what to do. They had many scenes of people who were close to the monsters just looking up with empty stares. They didn't even seem scared. It was hard to watch. Truthfully if I hadn't paid 16 wasted bucks to see it in IMAX I would have actually walked out thats how bad the movie is. Take your 16.00 and get yourself a nice meal. You will regret it if you waste your money on this movie that truthfully is just full of hot godzilla breath air.