Worst movie ever?

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2007)

I got this DVD for Christmas one year and I cursed at my mom for buying it. The action scenes are so frenetic that they are unwatchable, the dialogue is so clichéd and cheesy that I vomit in my mouth when I overhear my meat headed friends watching it. The special effects are lame (chariots have engines in them that explode?). If not for Alien I would think less of Ridley Scott, but maybe he needed a couple bucks or something. This is modern film-making at its worst, and one of the early signs of the current mess that is Hollywood. The double disc collectors set now serves as coasters in my room. But who knows, maybe there will be a sequel. What schlock. I'd rather watch romantic comedies.