History Rewrites Itself, again

Rating: 1/10 (8 June 2005)

My name is Russellus Thespianus Crowus, actor of the movies of the twaddle, Star of Romperus Stomperus, loyal servant to the true hackerus, Ridleyus Scottus. Father to a tabloided child, husband to a absent wife. And I will have my LONG DISTANCE, either in my room, or down at the desk!
"Gladiator" is one of those films which surfed into a lot of hearts on the back of an hysterical advertising campaign and then quickly faded in a foggy welter of quiet reassessment. Bad history masquerading as a good movie and now, being rendered even more laughable by the history of its star.