Words alone cannot express...

Rating: Null/10 (8 February 2002)

just how awful this motion picture truly is. I'd be the first to say to people to make up their own minds, movies being the personal and individual experiences that they are, but on this occasion I'd have to say that if you have not yet seen it, please don't bother, or if you do, rent another movie - ANY other movie - at the same time, so when you get tired of this tedious, overblown, humorless, bombastic, pretentious, plotless, incoherent nonsense - which also boasts the worst screen performance in living memory by Joaquin Phoenix - you'll have something to enjoy.