This film gave me Parkinson's.

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2019)

I finished watching this film around three hours ago and I am still absolutely furious that I have wasted 2:35mins of my life. I haven't been able to stop shaking my head since and have now self diagnosed myself with Parkinson's.
I had been looking forward to watching this film for years. After reading many reviews celebrating how much of a cinematic marvel Gladiator is, my expectations were high. How wrong I was. I should've realised that the morons in this world had voted a fool into the White House, they had voted for Brexit and they chose to support teams like Tottenham Hotspur. So my faith in humanity should've made me realise this film would be poor.
The story is slower than a woman getting ready for a dinner date. The linear plot was so easy to fathom out and left me wondering how would this grip me? It wouldn't. The main characters left me with no emotional attachment as the acting, plot and script were so mundane, bland and boring. The film could've finished easily an hour and a half earlier, but I believe that Ridley Scott purposely wanted to inconvenience us. Therefore decided to add in pointless storylines such as Commodus and his sisters relationship, Maximus and his flashbacks to his home and over doing the Gladiator fight scenes (which equate to a total of 5 terrible minutes of action throughout the film).
Ironically this is a film about revenge, and I now intend to seek revenge on Ridley Scott for making this film, for making myself sit through two and a half hours of dreadful cinematography and for giving me Parkinson's disease.