Truly an "Epic Movie", unlike the actual "Epic Movie"

Rating: 10/10 (11 June 2008)

this is a perfect film, I love this film. It is really cool. The battle scenes r cool. The gladiator dude is cool. The black gladiator dude is also cool - but not as cool. The jacked gladiator dude is cool too. What else is cool. Proximo is cool - so are 'shadows and dust' - a true fan will know the meaning of those words. Marcus is a rad guy, too bad his bichy son strangled him. If i were a girl or gay, i would put russel crow pics all over my room, and want to see him privately. the guy is the definition of a hero - so cool. If u don't like this movie, ur either dumb, or a conceded bastard who tries to be elite by not liking the norm. or ur annoying history buff who feels it necessary to explain y the movie is wrong every 5 minutes.
Bottom line: This movie is great, if u don't think so - get ur head examined! srsly