A Deeply Silly Movie

Rating: 1/10 (14 November 2003)

Has anybody noticed that the Colosseum is weightless? It's big, but appears to be tethered to earth only by guy wires, like a Zeppelin.
Anyway, if you're in the mood for this particular genre without the video game silliness, look at "Spartacus," "Barabbas" and "Fall of the Roman Empire." They're a bit slow by today's standards, but they've got a helluva lot more substance than this clumsy, empty, second-hand waste of time.