To the lions with ya...

Rating: 2/10 (28 May 2000)

If the sight of oiled men, in close quarters, talking dirty, and sticking it to each other gets you off, then this is your movie. If senseless and near incoherent speeches about spectacle and war make your heart pound, then this is your flick. If an evil villain who needs a shrink and a valium intrigues you then this pictures got it. If you are impressed by special effects that render all of Rome in flat grays and whites, then this is your blockbuster. On the other hand, if you want to see a better movie rent anything with a talking dog.