thank God others hated this too...

Rating: Null/10 (6 November 2001)

I don't know who could be entertained by this. Slow, uninteresting, goes on forever, with its "Roman times" time period veiling it's many "Friday the 13th"-ish type moments of slashings, gashings and blood spurtings. Production values are very high, but I can't sit through so much pre-historic dialogue. I'd love to use the line I was so glad-iator when it ended, but I only made it through an hour of this yawn-fest.