will someone get that girl a valium?

Rating: 4/10 (24 April 2006)

come on now, i couldn't have been the only one who sat thru this movie rolling their eyes every time angelina jolie's clichéd histrionics devoured the very oxygen in the room. i could not believe she was nominated for an Oscar and, upon hearing of the nomination, chuckled to myself and thought who cruel it was to even get her hopes up. what do you know, miss oh-i-don't-even-know-what-to-call-this-freak, is up there making out with her brother and accepting the Oscar. this was unacceptable, any high school actor could have done this job, just act crazy. OK...now, go. maybe i'm being harsh, it is possible that the jolie's acting wasn't so over the top. next to winona ryder though a glass of water can be frighteningly stimulating.