Someone check me on this...

Rating: Null/10 (12 December 2004)

My calculations are quick and dirty, but as far as I can figure, a 35' Twinkie would weigh FAR more than 600lbs.
If the average normal Twinkie is 4" long x 1.25" wide x 1.25" tall, and weighs 43 grams (0.0947988 pounds), then a 35' Twinkie would be about 11' high and 11' tall. The volume of such a Twinkie would hold approx. 1,157,625 normal Twinkies.
According to http://www.nutritional-information.info/item54852.aspx , one Hostess Twinkie weighs 43 grams, or 0.0947988 pounds. That means that a 35' Twinkie would weigh approximately 109,741.461 pounds.
Someone check my math, will ya?