The worst film in the history of man, no exaggeration.

Rating: 1/10 (3 March 2007)

This film was, without doubt, the worst I have ever seen...bearing in mind I had the fortitude to endure 'It's a Boy-Girl Thing' with my sanity intact this is no mean comment. Truly the most embarrassing, ass-clenchingly oh-my-sweet-Jesus-did-he-feckin-say-that? script, with the the arrogance to believe some cheap special effects are enough to fob off the audience. An absolute creative car crash..I beg you, down on two knees to never, ever, even in your darkest moments of depression, insanity or whimsy to indulge in this worthless piece of mass-produced Hollywood SFX pap. A truly sickening waste of money that lumbers between scenes with all the grace of an amputee elephant falling through a series of windows onto a grease covered ice rink. Don't watch it. Just don't. Maybe, at a stretch, it had enough creative capacity to fill a mediocre marvel comic hour Saturday morning cartoon. Absolutely HORRENDOUS...in my opinion the ultimate in banal, writing by numbers, creatively moribund rubbish. Take heed, please.