A comic book film, plain and simple!

Rating: 8/10 (21 March 2007)

I don't understand why some people even have a pulse. What, you expected Gone With the Wind or Braveheart??? Jesus Christ! This is based off of a comic, yes, one with a ridiculous story to begin with, so obviously it will have a bit of silliness to it and it might not make for a "good" film, but it was plenty entertaining and true to its roots. So don't come in here like a film snob poser critic and be a cool guy with nonsense like "awful story!", "bad acting!", or "dumb plot!"! Go sip your lattes and do your yoga Mr. or Mrs. Wannabe Artist, there's no reason for you to be seeing this film in the first place!!! But hey, I'm sure they appreciate that you donated your money to its overall gross! :)