Bring on the cheese!

Rating: 6/10 (13 June 2007)

And I once believed that the cheesiest film ever was Howard the Duck. Boy was I wrong. Ghost Rider takes the crown from Howard the Duck as the cheesiest film of all time, and for darn good reason. What's so cheesy about it? Oh where to start.
1. BlackHeart(who is of course related to Dark Heart from the Care Bears) calling himself "The Legion".
2. Nicolas Cage's cartoon six pack.
3. All the bad guys looking like their from the newest boy band.
4. The constant cartoon like back drops(IE. the tree shot near the start of the film when young Johnny Blaze kisses the girl).
5. The endless, and I mean endless, amount of bad puns.
6. The eye zooms!(It's fighting time! Zoom in on the freaking eyes!)
7. BlackHeart being the dumbest bad guy to have ever walked the Earth.( Is shocked to find out that a graveyard has been moved(more then 50 years ago) which has the contract he needs to take over the world in it. If he wants this contract so bad wouldn't he have done just a bit of research on it to find out ware it could be?)
8. BlackHeart killing people by turning them blue.(NOT kidding)
9. The fact that a motorcycle/comic book film is trying to be a Western. Bring on the cheesy music.
and 10. The ending. That eyelash freaking flew man!
The cheese is both good and bad. In other words, this is a so bad it is good film. I was laughing at all the wrong moments and oddly loving a lot of it.
The only truly bad thing is the action because there isn't any. Ghost Rider sees bad guy, bad guy grabs Ghost Rider and screams, "you can't kill me!", Ghost Rider then kills bad guy, then repeat for every single showdown in the film. You can't really call it action when the fight scene is two seconds long.
Other wise the film is pure trash that some may oddly love. Bring on the cheese!