God made Man, Man made this.

Rating: 1/10 (22 August 2007)

For those who liked this movie - ask yourselves. Please, think about it. Take 5 minutes of your lives and ask yourselves: Why did I like this movie? What aspect of this movie is likable? The tits of Eva Mendes? The pectorals of Nic Cage? The cool hell bike? What is actually great about this movie? Have you thought about it? I'll tell you: the bike. Cage plays himself as always, Mendes is there because the movie needs a female protagonist. But the bike ooooh, the bike. That's the reason you people went to see it. Because it is sooooo cool, sooooo innovative, sooooo never-seen-before. The bike is the main character. The bike is alive. The others are not, living or not. Who cares about Cage, Mendes, a bunch of useless and soon-to-die demons, the Devil itself, if there's that super cool bike. It's tires are on fire! It can go 300 miles per hour! It is from Hell! It transforms! Conclusion: you take the bike out, you take the purpose and the meaning of this movie out. It's like Jaws without the shark. Cage and Mendes are there only because of their names. On a final note: Cage can't act. The bike made a better impression on me. 1-0 for the bike.