piece of c--p ,just guess

Rating: 2/10 (12 March 2007)

I just saw ghost rider ,what a waste of time ,and not just that ,no,one of the worst movies I've seen ,how the f### do you go wrong with incredible motorcycles (design inspired by Indian Larry on the chain bike thank you a##holes for valuing that legacy) and a bloody skeleton on fire riding them,don't know ,but they managed ,oh yes ,from the narrator going on and on with shallow crap about legends ,as deep as a teen pot-head ,but let's not underestimate pot-heads.. ,then,this Hollywood mist suffocating everything with clichés that were cut out of movies 20 years ago,a second chance ,love and some more love c#AP ,I have nothing against love but they're just pathetic,the last ride ,and on and on ,everything completely predictable ,Satan is a cheating bastard when sealing a deal,and I might add ,he doesn't cheat anywhere else with his deals,not in books ,not in other movies ,just this one ,where freedom of choice isn't really happening ,does not exist ,then Satan's son ,going around with his elemental-zombie friends turning everyone blue ,like a go#damn fairy ,they've managed to draw any kind of mystique and charm and pure evil from both father and son ,and I don't wanna give out the end but it's c#AP,guess what ?love prevails and gorgeous thing with a lovely neck-line turns into terminator with a shotgun to protect ,of course, the hopeless skeleton,she loves him ,she really does ,this just goes to show "love means never having to say you're ugly",,and finally you might think ,as I did ,what about the cast ? the script? special effects ? ,,going the other way around ,the effects are cool ,pretty darn cool but get lost in the whole s##t that's going horribly wrong ,the script ? what script? I think they just improvised ,they just taught back on the worst most pathetic lines and said ,yeah,let's do that ,,completely superficial from any point of view and just plain stupid ,,,the cast ,nicholas cage ,interesting choice you might say,good actor ,I agree ,but not in this movie ,everyone is c#AP ,including him,maybe it's the lines and bad directing (awful by the way ,just rudimentary and like bloody commercials were stuck to each other ,it's not realistic ,it's not comic-book inspired ,it's just like a never-ending music video) ,,so ,all in all ,you might just be curious enough to see it right?do ,please ,tell me what you think,but don't pay anything to see it ,it's not f##ing worth it.By the end of the movie I was thinking ,maybe a 3 on IMDb.com ,but then again ,they took a perfectly good idea and just killed it and dragged it through the mud ,so , 2 ,for wasting so horribly a good idea.
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