Ghost Rider Wisdoms 1-50

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2008)

A collection of things learned from Ghost Rider, best if you've just watched the movie:
Ghost Rider Wisdom #1: If you feel the need to go see Ghost Rider, don't.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #2: If you're trying to get away from someone, the fastest way to is crawl on the ground -- beats running any day!
Ghost Rider Wisdom #3: If you sell your soul to the Devil, make sure it's for love. That way, God's on your side.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #4: The best way to beat some kind of element is with fire...it beats wind, earth, ice, and oh yeah, fire.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #5: Water, wind, earth, shoot. Hey! you can't use fire.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #6: Always remember to consult your magic 8 ball if your date is ever late.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #7: If you don't want to die by looking into my eyes, ditch your soul.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #8: Finding your inner fire is a great way to light candles.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #9: Lighting your skull on fire is an 'edgy' look.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #10: Seeing your victim's pain causes your eyes to look like molten rock.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #11: Look into my eyes, or my eye sockets if you want to be picky.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #12: How do you answer a loaded question with only one word? "heartache"
Ghost Rider Wisdom #13: If you can kill a minion in one way, then that's the way you should kill all the others.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #14: The best weapon against police helicopters is a 15 ft length of chain.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #15: When faced with just about any type of enemy, see Wisdom #14. Except in the case of
Ghost Rider Wisdom #16: Use shotguns against devils without souls.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #17: What's faster than an elevator? A motorcycle!
Ghost Rider Wisdom #18: What's faster than a motorcycle? An undead horse!
Ghost Rider Wisdom #19: Apparently, your name on a random piece of paper called a contract can pretty much screw you for life and undeath.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #20: The middle of a desert wasteland is probably the best place to put a bar. Especially if you want everyone to die bydemonic stuff.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #21: What's the nemesis of air demons? TORNADO!!!!
Ghost Rider Wisdom #22: The best place to hide a world ending scroll of paper is in a shovel.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #23: When you're a cop chasing Ghost Rider, the smartest way to try to kill him after he just survived a 1000 ft fall is toshoot tons of bullets at him.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #24: Demons like to play with electric lights.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #25: If lung cancer doesn't kill you, riding a motorcycle through a ring of fire will.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #26: Need a favor? Sign a deal with the Devil. He's really trustworthy.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #27: The best place to hide from all powerful demons is behind a bar counter.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #28: If you tell your girlfriend that you're a superhero, she may not believe you.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #29: Don't drink and drive. Eat jelly beans from a martini glass and ride a flaming motorcycle.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #30: Jail bars suck at keeping super heroes in.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #31: Innocent.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #32: Guilty!
Ghost Rider Wisdom #33: Demons have sinned, Father. A lot.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #34: Instead of sterilizing needles with your superpowers, try boiling water.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #35: What's cooler than a guy riding a motorcycle? A skeleton riding a motorcycle.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #36: What's even cooler than that? A flaming skeleton riding a motorcycle.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #37: What's even cooler than that? A flaming skeleton riding a flaming motorcycle.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #38: What's even cooler than that? A flaming skeleton riding a flaming motorcycle with a flaming chain.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #39: What's even cooler than that? We don't know. The screenwriters couldn't figure out how to add any more flames.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #40: Semis really aren't that dangerous, in stunt, or as weapons.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #41: First give the audience a bunch of random information, then start the story chronologically. We took this one to heart.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #42: Legends are legends because some are true. That's why we don't call them history.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #43: Puns such as bonehead and thick skull are really funny.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #44: Never let the face of the narrator be seen. That way, when he shows up later in the movie with the same voice, the audience is surprised.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #45: When you decide to not follow the Devil's orders, ride up to him and then double cross him. It's easier to get away using that method.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #46: That undead horse is the best getaway vehicle when ripping off the Devil.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #47: The Devil appears not to really mind losing world ending documents. Or at least, he won't chase you.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #48: There is nothing cooler than a guy on a motorcycle going through a ring of flame. Except two guys on motorcycles going through a ring of flame.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #49: Someone way back when knew that future generations were going to be motorcycle stunt riders strongly associated with flame and changed their last name to Blaze.
Ghost Rider Wisdom #50: Don't wave to your girlfriend. Your motorcycle might flip.