It's a trap... get an Ax!

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2007)

This movie is bad. And not that "I don't know how I feel about it" when it's over bad; its more like the punching yourself in the face during the middle of it bad. People walked out during the showing and at the end there was a general disgust for this film. IMDb cost me 7 bucks with one of its users review which rated this movie at a 10 and said it could "stand toe to toe with the original Crow or the original X men movie". I'm guessing that was the director posting that comment... because this movie has the face only a mother could love. I would post up a spoiler about the dialog but there's no dialog to spoil. Seriously if you've seen the commercial you get the hang of the entire film. Another thing I will warn you of is that this movie doesn't contain action scenes. There's no reason for the bad guys in this movie seeing as how they disappear as soon as they're introduced in the most mundane ridiculous fashion. The CGI is also horrendous, I've seen better work on a sci fi channel production. The only reason I could think of to watch this film is to pick away at it's many many flaws and deficiencies but there are so many that even that gets tiring quick. My advice is in the immortal words of Bruce Campbell "ITS A TRAP... GET AN AXE"