Move Over Uwe Bol

Rating: 3/10 (18 February 2007)

Step aside Uwe we've got a new player in the game of "let's slap together an uninspired and down right flat movie based off a licensed IP". This is one of those movies where characters do things, and plots move forward "just cuz". It's mostly Nick Cage sitting around and looking like he made a big mistake, and I think that mistake is he sold his soul for a flourishing early career with the likes of the Cohen Bros. and David Lynch , and it's lost him his hairline and put him in this movie, which as an audience member is a pretty close simulation of a boring and unendurable hell. Characters talk their feelings, the action comes across as an afterthought, and nothing is surprising; a five year old could guess each turn of events. The only lasting effect of this movie is that for the last day or so I've been wondering to myself as to why was Peter Fonda in it? If you're over 12 don't go see this movie.