Nothing original here then!

Rating: 3/10 (6 July 2008)

Entertaining if you have nothing better to do on a wet Sunday afternoon. Special effects are excellent, plot is thin (meta/physical/phorical cowboys and indians in action) and is really a vehicle for the effects and some visually stunning stunts. Acting doesn't have to be much; a load of planks could walk their way through the emotional spectrum required. Although it has to take a special kind of gal to stroke the transforming bony face of a chameleon This has the feel of v.1 so maybe the cast is looking forward to pension rights by the time they all get finished.
Parental guidance is 15 years old. Believe it.