ain't nobody got time for that!

Rating: 1/10 (24 April 2020)

As a straight white man who identifies as a gay black female I found the racial message of this movie too confusing for me to bother working out if I was either highly delighted or highly offended by it, so no dice there.
What did offend me was the utterly generic dialogue, acting, and script, which all could've easily been lifted from any other also-ran US horror/thriller from the last 15 years. The way everyone in these kind of movies all talk in that vaguely disinterested, pseudo-cryptic, casually sweary, oh-so-kewl way...It really gets on my big black breasts.
There I said it. I feel liberated.