Don't trust your friends.

Rating: Null/10 (23 January 2018)

So, it's date number two, we go out for a dog walk and then I take her back to my place. She looks superb and even changes into something a little more 'comfortable' when she arrives. Neither of us like horror films but we tried this film out, turns out the only horror related thing in this film was that it was horrorble. Was it even meant to be scary? Or was it a comedy? I recall 2 moments where my heart sped up but it was clearly down to the fajitas I had made at the interval. Acting was average, purpose was still unknown, the highlight was Bramble (my dog) cuddling in between us - and that costs nothing. If you are thinking of watching this movie, you're better off going down to b&q and buying a £5 pot of paint, painting a wall and then watching it dry. That will be a more entertaining evening than watching this atrocious film, and you'd save money. My date actually left and drove 70 miles North-East to get as far away from this film as possible. So would I recommend this movie to a friend? Yes, but only if I had just found out that that friend had hooked up with my woman, but even then I would feel that punishment it too severe. If I don't get a third date I will be suing the makers of the movie for damages, although the memories will never fade.