Wednesdays with Madea author Mitch "The Millionaire" Albom . . .

Rating: 6/10 (27 February 2017)

. . . wrote in his column Sunday that LA LA LAND "stole" BOO: A MADEA HALLOWEEN's Best Picture Oscar Nomination because Urban Americans under Age 30 liked BOO better. After last night's Oscar debacle, in which the O.J. Murder Trial Jury Forewoman stepped out of the shadows to filch LA LA LAND's well-deserved Gelded Statuette AFTER it had been presented on her Principle of Jury Nullification, it's clear that GET OUT will be nominated for--if not WIN--next year's Black History Month Oscar for Best Brainwashing Flick. GET OUT's message is that ALL White People are jealous of and want to BE Black People. GET OUT's other lesson is that ALL White People are Evil, and must be smashed to death by Black People in the bloodiest way possible. Armitage Family Patriarch "Dean" is blind-sided and impaled. Then Family Matriarch Missy is butchered with a letter-opener shoved through her left eyeball. Brother Jeremy has his skull cracked open, and for overkill his head is stomped in while he's lying helpless on the floor. Even little Sister Rosie has her guts sprayed all over by a shotgun blast. Ever since a Real Life Black Mob was allowed to beat White Community Deliveryman Reginald Denny's brains out with bricks, it's been Open Season on White People in America. When a Black Man beheads two White People, it's a source of Deplorable Titters for last night's so-called Oscars Crowd. If YOU'RE over 30 and Non-Brown, BOYCOTT further offerings from GET OUT's Blumhouse (or is it Bum House?) Studios, and the televised Oscar Charade. It's a clear matter of Life and Death--literally, as well as culturally!