Stop green-lighting these POS. Like seriously!

Rating: 3/10 (14 October 2010)

I don't get it.
Did a bunch of people actually agree to spend money and time and effort on this putrid pile of excreta without having their kids and pet dogs held at gun-point? I'm disturbed at the amount of good reviews this movie is generating. Do people really find scenes where a character is forced to shove a packet of drugs up his rectum (in an airport security line no less!) and then is forced to expel it out again- funny? Seriously? Like. Really? This could have been tear-your-eyes-out funny (c'mon! you had Russel Brand to play with!), but the film-makers don't know when to quit being crass and excessively OTT with racist, sexist, juvenile humor. And who the heck okayed Sean Diddy for ANY role, he can't act much less be comedic! I wanted to slap him silly every time he came on screen and masticated his lines. Come to think of it, I wanted to slap everyone silly for wasting 109 minutes of my life! Note to Jonah Hill- Just being fat isn't funny. For the love of Gawd, go on a diet and invest in a treadmill and make a movie of that. I guarantee it will be a huge success.
The ONLY redeeming part were the songs. Sad, right? But I actually found them funnier and quite original than this entire depressing premise.