Loser makes film

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2007)

A girl made me watch this movie. This piece of crap is most likely the biggest turd I've ever seen. That dead-eyed stuck-up assmonkey who was in it and also "directed" it must have used up all his favors to get this made. I wanted to hang myself for sitting through most of it. Natalie Portman is supposed to be cute? Her head is the size of a beachball. And is Portman supposed to be trendy and hip? If being a moron is trendy and hip, then I guess she is. This movie was a painful mess to sit through and all copies of this thing should be destroyed. Screw you Zack-whatever the hell your last name is. You are a loser. Good thing this ended your movie career. Now get off of all media and the world will be at peace.