Awful...just awful

Rating: 1/10 (25 July 2013)

Garden State was without a doubt one of the most irritatingly stupid pieces of sh** I've ever had the misfortune of seeing 30 minutes of (I didn't make it further than that). Sad attempts at acting; lousy direction; laziest and most pompously clichéd and contrite writing that was neither cleverly-nuanced nor original or engaging; that movie literally failed on all accounts: truly eligible of the dreaded "Golden Turkey" award for atrocious filmmaking. And yet sadly, pathetic hipsters find it to be a triumph. For a culture that claims a pseudo hippie renaissance, they're pretty f****** stupid. Garden State deserves a negative star out of five starts; the celluloid upon which it was printed is not even worthy of wiping the a** of Rush Limbaugh!