Garbage State

Rating: 5/10 (15 July 2005)

"Garden State" is annoying, partly because I thought it was going to be mostly about New Jersey and hoping Tony Soprano would show up.
It's celluloid garbage about how rich white people on medication have it bad, but they know all about the world and we should love them away.
Padme plays an a-hole and some TV guy named Zach tries to look cute while they find the meaning of life in a junkyard.
Go ask Mommy and Daddy for a hug and get off the drugs, people.
Why this is in the top 250 movies is a sad reflection on how society is becoming a medicated wasteland. Oy vey!
5 out of 10. D-.