nausea

Rating: 1/10 (9 September 2016)

cons: like a book of teen poetry the film is narcissism, pointless, unbearably trite. a Charmin toilet paper commercial has better character development, is less predictable, and delivers a more profound message.
pros: this is a good movie for depressed people who feel like their life has been wasted because they can take solace in knowing that they had nothing to do with creating this. good film for poison control centers to use to induce vomiting. you don't have to worry about missing anything when you go to the bathroom or answering the phone or getting a snack.
you should watch this movie because i want you to hurt the way i do. and you should watch the entire thing because you just will not believe how bad it gets.