If you like vapidity masquerading as "insightful" "thoughtful" blah blah blah

Rating: 1/10 (4 August 2007)

Easily - no, EASILY - in my top 10 most hated films. Let's get the adjectives out of the way first, it's easier that way: Pretentious, corny, obvious, predictable, derivative, re-tread, PHONY...
Should I go on? The problem I have with flicks like this versus obvious pap like Stallone flicks (or whatever) is that it is NOT about "deeper things" but instead pretends to address "deeper things" by throwing out "quirkiness" masquerading as such. Now, there's "quirkiness" and then there's funny. A dog humping a leg or jacking off is funny - but what's that got to do with the theme much less the plot...??? Not even zacky knows.
It's just SOOOOOO exasperating watching this torture.
Last, if I never endure zacky issuing forth one of his patented open-lipped-clenched teeth smiles again, it will be ... well, you know the rest. And unlike zacky, at least I'm honest and tell ya so.