This movie is a steaming turd, Director self indulgent, grabs a Grammy for best mix tape to girlfriend

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2007)

I just want to reiterate how bad this movie is. If you like this movie, then you just haven't seen many movies. This is a cliché, self indulgent, angst ridden high school teen movie.
Spoiler: Zach Braff plays a zombie in this movie, ready and willing to suck out any brains he meets. Unfortunately, he runs into Natalie Portman, whose lack of brain induces a negative feedback loop, which in turn sucks all the brains out of the audience. Braff takes every attempt to p*mp (can i say that?) out his soundtrack to the audience, and every time a song plays he just mind numbingly stares at the screen. Meanwhile, everything in the background moves in fast motion during these scenes, to represent the "futility of a cyclical teen life" (I just made that up).