At last, a movie that doesn't require acting

Rating: 2/10 (1 April 2008)

While this movie is not repugnant (hence the 2), it is not really a movie of any value. It's just as if a camera crew took the lens cap off and started filming. Then, at some point, the film ran out.
If you like a film that would not be much different no matter which order they showed the reels, then this is the film for you.
Zach apparently sat down at the typewriter one day and said to himself, "if I type all the letters of the alphabet in random order and a random number of times, that will make a movie script."
And that's how Garden State was born, dear children.
If you are given a choice between this movie an an appendectomy without anesthesia, choose this movie. Because there are no physical scars when you're done.