The most god-awful movie I have seen in years!

Rating: 1/10 (25 October 2004)

Zach! Zaaack! What were you thinking? This film is an incoherent mess! Boring stereotypes for characters, a disjointed and banal story, a narrative that feels like it was chopped up into little pieces and then sewn back together in the dark! Zack, I'm a big fan of "Scrubs"! Didn't you learn anything about fast paced comedy,especially when you are trying to garner laughs from arcane references and stilted dialogue? Ron Lieberman: Wasted! Ian Holm: Wasted! Zack Braff: Wasted! Fifty minutes of my nice afternoon: Wasted! I should have known I was going to be disappointed when I was the only person in the theater! I don't know where all the hub-bub about this picture came from. Oh, and yet another movie with Gen X slackers smoking dope...please, bin Ladin is the only person laughing! Better luck next time!