Is it possible to give this film a zero rating?

Rating: Null/10 (3 September 2004)

Possible spoiler below. Is it possible to give this film a zero rating--or, better yet, to give it a minus 10? This is one of the worst film that I have ever seen. It seems to have been made for mental midgets in the 8th grade. It doesn't miss a cliché that will impress them as being original and comic: "I'm responsible for mommy." "We two kookie people are really the best people in the world and have found true love." "Ain't life grand? We can't wait to get a dog and spend the evenings watching it masturbate or hump our legs because we think this is soooo funny." I took the film to be a satire of ALL of the characters, including Andrew Largeman. (Now, puzzle over that last name, 8th graders; I bet it means something.) I saw this film because it was mistakenly booked into a local art house, and I stayed until the end only because I was hoping Andrew's father, Gideon (Duh! Does that name signify somethin'?) would chloroform Andrew and bury him in the hamster graveyard while "Sam" cried on. Alas, that didn't happen. I understand from other comments here that some viewers have taken Andrew and "Sam" seriously. Ah, well. When you grow up, come back to this film in 10-15 years (if you can find it) and have another look. I wonder if you'll still find it impressive.