I don't understand how anyone can see anything at all in this movie.

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2005)

I don't think I've ever wanted to put my fist through a TV before, but i came very damn close watching this movie.
The whole damn thing is just a rip off of other concepts. The whole "my mother died, but i don't really care" comes straight out of "The Stranger". Natilie Portman's whole character is a horrible rip off of Kate Winslet from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. They even lifted some dialog almost directly from that movie.
I may have been less offended at Portman's character if she could pretend to act better than George Bush could pretend to speak English, but she can't. All she does is speak in the same obnoxious, high pitched, teenie bopper voice throughout the whole movie that made my ears want to bleed, not because they hurt, but because the blood clot would muffle her voice out. And looking at her face made me want to vomit as well. It's not that she's ugly or anything, but it looks like her studying for the role consisted of looking at those pictures of facial expressions that they put in psychology textbooks.
I want blood for seeing this movie. everyone associated with making it deserves to be tied down to the couch and forced to watch this movie until they die. They should then be shot into the sun along with every existing copy of it.
Save yourself a lot of pain. Don't watch Garden State.