Total crap

Rating: Null/10 (17 September 2004)

If you hated 'the fisher king' (as I did) you will dislike this too. I'm falling asleep just writing about it. All it made we want to do is rinse my mind out with 'Harold and Maude'.
Can we stop romanticizing the passive-aggressives please? The boom of computers have ensured their survival and I have had enough of them.
Natalie Portman miscast but escapes because she is quite a good actress. It was obviously a role for Helena Bonham Carter 15 years ago.
What was the point of the ship on the edge of the gravel pit? Nice location but...
SPOILER Only one funny bit so this is a SPOILER : the bit with "The Clapper" was funny - but that was it.