Garden State: Zach Braff fluff piece part 2

Rating: 3/10 (4 August 2017)

Zach "Millionaire who crowdfunds to get his fans to pay for projects to make himself richer" Braff writes, directs and stars in this indie fluff piece. You know the indie movie type, the ones that look pretty but have absolutely no point or substance whatsoever.
This particular one is full of unlikeable characters, generic clichés & practically no entertainment value at all.
Yes I thoroughly have a bee in my bonnet regarding millionaires asking the unwashed masses for money but that isn't why I think this is poor! I think this is poor because *Drum Roll* it's pretty darn poor.
I do not understand how this is a critically acclaimed multi award winning effort. By the end of the film I was exhausted, bored to tears and wishing I could merge Garden State with Friday The 13th and watch Jason go to town on the lot of them with a bladed instrument of his choosing!