A film for Seinfeld lovers

Rating: 2/10 (15 March 2005)

A film about....nothing, just like Seinfeld, but not funny like Seinfeld often was. To me, over 40, this talkathon boredom factory was a total waste of time. No plot, no nothing. Just immature yak, yak, yak. Probably the most boring film I've seen since Haiku Tunnel(maybe not that bad). Made for GenXers, and should be seen by only GenXers. Only those types will understand it, I guess, and that is their big problem(and the world's!). I must admit that Natalie Portman was terrific in it but she was wasted in this junk, and even she could not save it from imploding in upon its formless, shapeless hulk. There was just no "there" there.
I gave up on it after an hour, so don't know how it ended, and who cares? See Sideways a hundred times and it still would be more interesting than this flop.