For soft, sensitive men and chicks who look like librarians

Rating: 1/10 (28 February 2005)

This film is truly repugnant. If you're the sort of bookish, sensitive lad who wears goofy looking sweaters and glasses, is petrified of women, and likes to act as if he has very refined, intellectual taste in the arts even though he knows nothing about them, and likes wussy, sensitive-boy music like the Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, et al, then this might be the film for you. I'm offended by the fact that as a 20-something male, when I'm presented with this piece of garbage, I'm expected to identify with it and relate to it. It's an insult to my intelligence. And what's up with everyone thinking Natalie Portman is some kind of goddess? Anyway, if you fit the above description, or are the kind of librarianesque girl that guy would end up dating, and you have a really lame sense of humor and like films and books that present themselves as witty and insightful even though they are not, then watch this immediately. If you're anything like me, you'd sooner lick, from top to bottom, a week-old, dried-out, corn-encrusted, foot-long, piece of excrement from the ass of the world's fattest, sweatiest, most repulsive, disgusting man with the hairiest ass in the world than ever even think of watching this film again.